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fred79
fred79


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posted March 18, 2015 12:45 PM

mvassilev said:
As someone who has an active account on OKCupid


lol, i tried that site. it's obviously run(and was created by) overweight, religious women.

why do i say this? because after answering more than 200 of the questions they posed there, the website called me both shallow, and "inexperienced in the world".

most of the questions i answered, dealt with overweight and religious subjects.

so i don't want an overweight or religious woman. i must be the worst man on earth. shame on me, right? no. snow you, okcupid.

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted March 18, 2015 11:10 PM

Hah ok one wrote "Do u have relatives?," "U have a big family?" etc Obligatory answer she wanted also she wrote "Why I stopped writing XXX Did u get my last letter?" But I wrote "Hi! I'm sorry! I'm also a slow man. I need to think about it things" etc True what? The letter was one day old!! Too bad.. Ok from another wrote "30min XXX" So yeah I think not today so no problem has become, other showed me a letter.. Someone sexyholic had written a lot of sexy, I can't say, it's mixed-up! Hah all is history! I don't where he is.. Yea all use a profile!

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mvassilev
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posted March 19, 2015 12:50 AM

Fred, that's so different from my experience that we may be talking about different sites. Sure, sometimes its personality descriptions aren't entirely accurate, but I've never seen them sound judgmental, or get the impression that it's run by overweight, religious women. If anything, being an atheist is an advantage there.
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fred79
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posted March 20, 2015 12:12 AM

you must have answered 300+ different questions, then.

oh yeah, i also wasn't interested in a woman who's into politics. maybe it was that. or maybe smokers.

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted March 20, 2015 01:09 AM

Quote:
or maybe smokers.


Smokin' chicks are the best yo.
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xerox
xerox


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posted March 20, 2015 01:14 AM

Sharing a cigarette with a guy is seriously one of the most romantic things I can think of.

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 20, 2015 01:33 AM

Nothing is as romantic as tasting like an ashtray.
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Corribus
Corribus

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posted March 20, 2015 02:23 AM

mvassilev said:
Nothing is as romantic as tasting like an ashtray.

Totally agree, 1000%. Even seeing a girl smoke is a turnoff. Just nasty, nasty.
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted March 20, 2015 08:39 AM

Wont bother you if you are a smoker yourself and there's a special joy in sharing one after sex but I guess that's very rare in US these days, they treat smokers like lepers. I remember reading a "first impressions" article by Orhan Pamuk, after he started living in New York. He said that Americans have a tendency to categorize people as winners or losers and smoking is associated with losers and weak will.  
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markkur
markkur


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Once upon a time
posted March 20, 2015 08:42 AM

Nitramar said:
So I don't know. I've just tried to accept that I might never find anyone, and to stop worrying about it.


If a man will just go outside on a regular basis; his princess will have a chance to appear one day.

<hint> Just pretend you are Buster and soon women everywhere will  start thinking "That Nitramar, he is as slippery as a eel. I want that guy"

Then this will happen...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y_EMkLj4ko

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markkur
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posted March 20, 2015 01:57 PM

artu said:
He said that Americans have a tendency to categorize people as winners or losers and smoking is associated with losers and weak will.  


What's interesting about that fact, is that too many of those same "winners" are lock step in their "smoke is the root of all evil" (sorry ganja brothers) and yet everyday in this country "poisoning-yourself" is not only acceptable, it is a highly desired societal norm. You see the drug that is re-categorized and dismissed as alcohol is desperately needed to keep the comfortably numb from seeing the much bigger "smokes" around the world.

Btw, if a person want's to get ahead in America, I highly recommend, extensive flattery-training, play golf well and always try to buy the next round...of drinks.

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Doomforge
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posted March 20, 2015 05:21 PM

Tsar-Ivor said:
Quote:
or maybe smokers.


Smokin' chicks are the best yo.


They would be nice... if they didn't smell
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fred79
fred79


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posted March 20, 2015 10:34 PM
Edited by fred79 at 22:34, 20 Mar 2015.

Doomforge said:
Tsar-Ivor said:


Smokin' chicks are the best yo.


They would be nice... if they didn't smell


or taste like ash.

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Corribus
Corribus

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posted March 21, 2015 02:58 AM

For me it has nothing to do with smell, really - although that certainly wouldn't help. I just find the act of smoking disgusting.
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted March 21, 2015 07:46 AM
Edited by artu at 07:49, 21 Mar 2015.

I'm not going to romanticize smoking, it's a bad but sometimes very joyful habit. For years, I only smoke while drinking and those two are really inseparable for me. But if I dont smoke/drink for a week, I can happen to find the taste of smoke from a girl's mouth a little discomforting. I think to find it disgusting is mostly about social conditioning though, just like to find it cool and sexy.

It must be weird for you to watch things from the times when smoking was part of the ultimate sexy, charismatic posture: First appearence of Bond, James Bond
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fred79
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posted March 21, 2015 09:23 AM

i used to smoke, myself. now cigarette smoke bothers me; i can't stand the smell. it smells like poison to me, now. i like weed smoke, though. the only thing that bothers me about some of it, is that it sometimes smells like fresh dog crap. i can't be the only one who smells that from certain weed, can i?

kissing girls who smoke tastes less than pleasant. i couldn't even imagine eating one out, who can use her pussy to smoke.

no, i like my tongues and pussy natural-tasting.

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Doomforge
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posted March 21, 2015 11:36 AM

tongues? you have two? no wonder girls like you
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xerox
xerox


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posted March 21, 2015 12:49 PM

My straight friendship tell me vaginas taste like fish. That made me even more gay.

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Doomforge
Doomforge


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posted March 21, 2015 01:05 PM

xerox said:
My straight friendship tell me vaginas taste like fish. That made me even more gay.


He hangs out with wrong girls.
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted March 21, 2015 03:48 PM

Well, to be frank, a wet vagina does not taste like some delicious beverage (I can hardly imagine male semen does though, so I dont see how it affects the team you play for) but I wouldnt define it as fish-like.
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