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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 17 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 · «PREV / NEXT»
fred79
fred79


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chewer of expensive shoes
posted February 09, 2017 11:49 PM

@ maurice: if i were her doctor, i'd give her a lobotomy. the whole brain. for SCIENCE!

man, wouldn't we feel like a bunch of snows, if she had simply been sleeping, and the snake, being a dumbass, got ITSELF stuck in her ear; on a dare from it's friends?

then, i guess we'd have to give the SNAKE a lobotomy... too.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted February 10, 2017 07:51 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 19:52, 10 Feb 2017.

(Translation: When she says "I just drank a glass.")

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Galaad
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posted February 10, 2017 11:52 PM


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PandaTar
PandaTar


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posted February 11, 2017 07:55 AM
Edited by PandaTar at 07:55, 11 Feb 2017.

Well, the girl's gotten a Boa constrictor, which won't fit her stupid ear for long.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted February 11, 2017 08:15 AM

EnergyZ said:
(Translation: When she says "I just drank a glass.")

That scared the hell out of me. What height did she fall from?
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted February 11, 2017 10:27 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 17:10, 11 Feb 2017.

Hard to say. Maybe she didn't feel a thing if she was drunk.

We need bigger buses!

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fred79
fred79


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posted February 11, 2017 05:12 PM

that guys either extremely tired or fed up with the world... or he's dead.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted February 11, 2017 11:02 PM

You can just pretend you had scurvy or something.

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artu
artu


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posted February 11, 2017 11:10 PM

Wow, that is such a sudden, unexpected and pointless way to lose your front teeth. I'd be pissed every time I look in the mirror after that, so unnecessary...
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted February 11, 2017 11:37 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 13:54, 12 Feb 2017.

Out here, a lot of people lose that, simply by not brushing their teeth. And it's always going to Hungary or Slovenia to have a dentist make new teeth, even if it is expensive.

Marketing tricks.

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AlHazin
AlHazin


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posted February 12, 2017 05:54 PM


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Elvin
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posted February 12, 2017 10:03 PM

I love that bear ad ^^



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fred79
fred79


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posted February 12, 2017 10:38 PM

what a tard.

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted February 13, 2017 07:44 AM



N00b thief
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Maurice
Maurice

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posted February 13, 2017 09:43 AM

Elvin said:
N00b thief


I'm not even sure he's trying to be a thief. He seems drunk beyond reason .
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted February 13, 2017 10:21 AM

Yeah I find that one strange as well. Looks more like some guy who is in bad shape and then gets assaulted, of course we can't hear what they say so..

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verriker
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posted February 13, 2017 01:47 PM

bwaaahahahaa lool

http://steamcommunity.com/app/517070/discussions/0/135508833660326659/#c135508833660503745
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted February 13, 2017 01:55 PM

I almost died Why do people want to be screwed over by companies that much?
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AlHazin
AlHazin


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Flying through the windshield
posted February 13, 2017 01:57 PM

And the golden awards goes to...
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Elvin
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posted February 13, 2017 03:52 PM

These guys!

Lol unbelievable.
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