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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 23 pages long: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 13 ... 20 23 · «PREV / NEXT»
fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
posted February 03, 2017 11:43 AM

@ elvin and maurice: animals miss all the time in the wild. lions, for example, only take down a kill something like 1 time out of 10 that they attempt. that's just life. you gotta keep trying.

if the nature show documentaries showed all the times animals missed, nobody would watch them; or feel in awe of nature's "precision".

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted February 03, 2017 11:45 AM

A running zebra is harder to catch than a stationary insect ^^
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fred79
fred79


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posted February 03, 2017 11:46 AM

it's not just lions, goof troop. it's everything that eats other animals.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted February 03, 2017 01:31 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 14:15, 03 Feb 2017.

Virtual/Augmented Reality level increased by one.


Must be a really strong hangover.

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted February 03, 2017 02:17 PM


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fred79
fred79


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posted February 03, 2017 03:57 PM

lol, he's so badass. i wish I could be that badass when i grow up.

i really wish i had a video of when i was jumping over my mom's privacy fence as a kid, and caught my shoelaces on the spikes, and swung down and bounced off the metal rim of a barrel with my shins, with the whole weight of my body, and just hung there miserably with the rim of the barrel embedded in my shins for a second in horrible agony before i could find the rim of the barrel with my hands and haul myself up off it and eventually pry my goddamn shoelaces from that evil trap my mom set up for me and my poor shins.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted February 03, 2017 09:45 PM

Life can be tough sometimes.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted February 04, 2017 09:09 AM
Edited by Elvin at 09:10, 04 Feb 2017.

Funny you mention shoelaces fred, the guy above looks like the type who can't tie his own



A surprising turn of events.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted February 04, 2017 07:27 PM


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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted February 05, 2017 06:59 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 14:09, 06 Feb 2017.

Run, boy!

True enough.


Reducing chances for a person to miss their target.


"We'll cut this video part out before the TV news report."

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted February 06, 2017 03:11 PM

Oops.


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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted February 07, 2017 11:20 AM

Someone opened the can too early.


Well played.

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Gryphs
Gryphs


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The Clever Title
posted February 08, 2017 08:10 PM


He is coming in...
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted February 09, 2017 12:41 PM

You got something in your ear. And this ain't a magic trick.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted February 09, 2017 03:30 PM

It's not funny or kool either. Christ on a bike.
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yogi
yogi


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of picnics
posted February 09, 2017 05:11 PM

poor snake
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fred79
fred79


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posted February 09, 2017 10:18 PM
Edited by fred79 at 22:20, 09 Feb 2017.

that snake probably threw up in his mouth a little as that hipster douchebag forced it through the hole. i'll bet it smelled like dirty feet and cheese.


god. i just realized that she's in a hospital room. i wonder if she had offspring.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 09, 2017 10:30 PM

Isn't that style more like punk, not hipster?

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fred79
fred79


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posted February 09, 2017 10:34 PM

trends are hipster-material. no matter the format.


*sigh* 26 seconds left...

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Maurice
Maurice

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Part of the furniture
posted February 09, 2017 11:17 PM
Edited by Maurice at 23:17, 09 Feb 2017.

Hm, what are the odds that the snake actually got stuck after she tried to squeeze it through and she had to undergo surgery or something to release it? If that's the case, I hope they had to cut off the entire ear .
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