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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 23 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 ... 19 20 21 22 23 · «PREV / NEXT»
EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted July 15, 2016 02:40 PM

As if it was that hard to look up about Pokémon GO. Geez, that girl.

This, however. It's a win!

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted July 15, 2016 03:08 PM
Edited by Elvin at 15:12, 15 Jul 2016.

Lol nice.

Onwards to more Darwin awards..

Truck fail

It seems that the driver and his 10yo boy survived after all.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted July 21, 2016 04:15 PM
Edited by Elvin at 16:16, 21 Jul 2016.

WorldĒs worst director, Uwe Boll, finally quits the business!



This deserves its own thread but might as well post it here Some of the juicier parts:

[Just because, hereĒs the IMDB synopsis of Blubberella: "An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her." And itĒs set during WWII. Yeah.]

[Back in 2013, Boll attempted to fund a sequel to Postal using Kickstarter, but canceled the project after raising just $29,977 of his $500,000 goal.]

[After calling out movie-goers for paying to see "stupid, absurd snow" like Iron Man and Captain America, he says the actors in the films are no better.]

[The epic rant ends with him putting out a call to "snowing kill the rich" (after earlier saying heĒll quit the business because he has enough money "to play golf until IĒm dead").]

Ah good ol' Raging Boll ^^
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frostysh
frostysh


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WHY?
posted July 21, 2016 04:30 PM

Elvin said:

[Just because, hereĒs the IMDB synopsis of Blubberella: "An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her." And itĒs set during WWII. Yeah.]


Whahah. This guy has a far-fly imagination .

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 21, 2016 05:38 PM

The kraut finally thrown in the towel? Good.

If only Erwan Le Moron would quit making HoMM games, that would be awesome.
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Gryphs
Gryphs


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The Clever Title
posted July 21, 2016 08:38 PM

It would be even better if he made a rage video while leaving.

Discover Erwin's rage quit.
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kiryu133
kiryu133

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Highly illogical
posted July 21, 2016 08:48 PM

aw man, In the name of the King was AMAZING!
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 21, 2016 09:12 PM

Gryphs said:
It would be even better if he made a rage video while leaving.

Discover Erwin's rage quit.


That would be epic.


Another option: he announces his retirement as angry HoMM fans throw rotten vegetables at him.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 21, 2016 09:16 PM

Not that I'm trying to ridicule his bravery or anything but this guy who stands up against the tanks not just once, but twice, sure gets the life-time achievement award:

Youtube

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 21, 2016 09:30 PM

footage from the failed coup at Turkey?
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artu
artu


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Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 21, 2016 11:41 PM

Yes.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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Elvin's Lightside
posted July 22, 2016 12:45 AM

Elvin said:
WorldĒs worst director, Uwe Boll, finally quits the business!



This deserves its own thread but might as well post it here Some of the juicier parts:

[Just because, hereĒs the IMDB synopsis of Blubberella: "An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her." And itĒs set during WWII. Yeah.]

[Back in 2013, Boll attempted to fund a sequel to Postal using Kickstarter, but canceled the project after raising just $29,977 of his $500,000 goal.]

[After calling out movie-goers for paying to see "stupid, absurd snow" like Iron Man and Captain America, he says the actors in the films are no better.]

[The epic rant ends with him putting out a call to "snowing kill the rich" (after earlier saying heĒll quit the business because he has enough money "to play golf until IĒm dead").]

Ah good ol' Raging Boll ^^


I lol'd hard

Rage quits at jobs are the best.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
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Tastes like chicken
posted July 22, 2016 12:55 AM

Hoho.

artu said:
Not that I'm trying to ridicule his bravery or anything but this guy who stands up against the tanks not just once, but twice, sure gets the life-time achievement award:

Youtube

Can't but agree. He missed the death by tank runover achievement though ^^
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted August 05, 2016 12:08 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 12:50, 05 Aug 2016.

This takes some balls to do. And I am not just talking about them Poké Balls.

Not certain if cute...
or weird.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted August 05, 2016 09:50 PM

Snow the system, I can live out of it.  

But first you pay me.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted August 24, 2016 10:48 PM
Edited by Elvin at 22:49, 24 Aug 2016.


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Homer171
Homer171


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Supreme Hero
posted August 25, 2016 04:14 AM

Hip hip horray for Uwe finally quiting the business!

The world is again a better place

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted October 20, 2016 07:35 PM

No words needed.

2, 6 and 7 are freaking scary. Wtf.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted October 22, 2016 12:30 AM

It takes skill to do this.

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Homer171
Homer171


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Supreme Hero
posted October 22, 2016 03:50 AM

EnergyZ said:
It takes skill to do this.


No, just high dumb level
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