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Elvin
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posted June 24, 2016 09:00 PM
Edited by Elvin at 21:00, 24 Jun 2016.

Don't even remind me. We got a new driver for a few weeks and he managed to bash the top part of our truck in. I have no idea where the hell he tried to pass though but he certainly did so at high speed. Congrats...
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posted June 25, 2016 08:27 AM

How did you even get to that piece of news?
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Elvin
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posted June 25, 2016 09:57 AM

What a silly question. On the internets of course!
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posted June 25, 2016 12:17 PM

What's Haaretz doing on the internet?
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Elvin
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posted July 14, 2016 07:06 PM

McDonald's FIght in Drive Thru over Chicken Nuggets!

How stupid, you just don't deny a woman her chicken nuggets But man, that escalated quickly!
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posted July 14, 2016 07:13 PM

Elvin said:
McDonald's FIght in Drive Thru over Chicken Nuggets!

How stupid, you just don't deny a woman her chicken nuggets But man, that escalated quickly!


i was just listening to a grip of stuff where people went overboard at drive-thru's. some of these dumbasses even called 911(our emergency response number in the states), when they got bad service.

imo, the ones who called 911 oughta be executed before they breed. the ones who rage, well... it's easy to see how people can rage over snowty service. drive-thru's aren't what they used to be. stupid kids these days don't give a goddamn about the quality of anything at all. their parents all need executed, and the kids beaten until they understand that there are standards to uphold, even with a fast-food job.

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Elvin
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posted July 14, 2016 07:35 PM

The customer is always right, yadda yadda.
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Gryphs
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posted July 14, 2016 08:13 PM
Edited by Gryphs at 20:43, 14 Jul 2016.

I would not call that a darwin award, I mean you can see so many idiots arguing at the drive through. A Polish magician impaling a woman's hand though.

Just a warning on the link if you are squeamish like me.
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fred79
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posted July 14, 2016 09:50 PM

that's the second tidbit i heard about on the radio either yesterday or the day before...

the least you guys could do, is add sound effects to these stories. sound effects are cool.

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posted July 14, 2016 10:05 PM

"I'll eat your face and digest it..."

Menu is changing quickly.
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frostysh
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posted July 14, 2016 10:44 PM

kipshasz - According to this Ukraine, the population of the Ukraine ~ 42 millions of peoples.
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The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions c. 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own actions.

Darwin Awards

So do you want 42 millions of peoples make "out of gene pool" ?
Perhaps you living there, and in some way the whole 42 millions of peoples did hurt you? Or what? O_o

Also I have no understanding why the creators of "Heroes of Might and Magic" deserve the same fate ?  Heroes.. V - is a very cool, I played in Heroes .. 3, and I think the 5th ones is much more better. IMHO
But I am only "single-hardcore-player", so perhaps for multiplayer its more bad than 3th ones.  

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NoobX
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posted July 14, 2016 10:48 PM

I just love how the avatar represents the man behind it

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verriker
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posted July 14, 2016 11:43 PM

frostysh said:
Also I have no understanding why the creators of "Heroes of Might and Magic" deserve the same fate ?


not sure I understand mate, the creators of Heroes of Might and Magic aren't mentioned anywhere in this thread lol
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frostymuaddib
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posted July 14, 2016 11:48 PM

NoobX said:
I just love how the avatar represents the man behind it



Nice one

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frostysh
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posted July 15, 2016 02:11 AM

verriker - you can download the first page of this topic, and then you can download a picture right near a first post in this topic, on which you may found some video-game creators, obviously they looks in some way related to the "Heroes .." the video-game series .

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posted July 15, 2016 08:02 AM

fred79 said:

i was just listening to a grip of stuff where people went overboard at drive-thru's. some of these dumbasses even called 911(our emergency response number in the states), when they got bad service.

imo, the ones who called 911 oughta be executed before they breed. the ones who rage, well... it's easy to see how people can rage over snowty service. drive-thru's aren't what they used to be. stupid kids these days don't give a goddamn about the quality of anything at all. their parents all need executed, and the kids beaten until they understand that there are standards to uphold, even with a fast-food job.


Did I miss something? When did fred turn into kip?
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Elvin
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posted July 15, 2016 01:01 PM

Going berserk on an employee who does not deliver is as pointless as it is vulgar. Just don't go there again,give your hard-earned moneysomewhere else.
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Maurice
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posted July 15, 2016 01:17 PM

Not everyone has an IQ that exceeds their shoe size .
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kiryu133
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posted July 15, 2016 02:00 PM

Good thing I've got big shoes
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Elvin
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posted July 15, 2016 02:26 PM

Pokemon go hilarity ^^

I'm crying
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