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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 20 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 · «PREV / NEXT»
Elvin
Elvin


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posted January 12, 2017 04:28 PM

I thought it was a page, those do not require signing in.

Can't find it on youtube and it's just as well. Armed guy comes in gun store, gets shot, drops dead. Seriously..
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fred79
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posted January 12, 2017 04:48 PM

lol, what else happens when you attack people who have guns on their hips? dumb criminals will be dumb. probably thought he'd be "gangsta" if he got away with it. dude reminds me of o-dog from "menace 2 society".

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OhforfSake
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posted January 12, 2017 05:40 PM

From what I've heard, whether or not people have been armed in the case of gun shootings haven't had any impact the shooting itself.

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Maurice
Maurice

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posted January 12, 2017 05:45 PM

Stevie said:
And I get linked to Facebook and have to log in?
Elvin pls.


Agreed. I don't even bother to click a link anymore when I see it connects to Facebook.

Screw Facebook, seriously.
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OhforfSake
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posted January 12, 2017 05:46 PM

If you are encouraging prostitution you should at least tell us how much we should expect to charge!

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted January 15, 2017 02:05 PM

This one is for Fred. Just imagine that those internet pricks are this level of stupid and that they'll be stuck with it for a while


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Stevie
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posted January 15, 2017 02:10 PM

That karate move has hilarious.
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fred79
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posted January 15, 2017 02:15 PM

well, i can't speak for the lady, but the guy's definitely big rubber dick.

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Elvin
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posted January 15, 2017 03:47 PM



Screw road regulations, we're the fuzz!
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fred79
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posted January 15, 2017 04:05 PM

man, that is one gay-looking cop car. it's easy to see why the pedestrian walking in the crosswalk didn't take it seriously.

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Elvin
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posted January 16, 2017 09:23 AM

gg


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EnergyZ
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posted January 17, 2017 06:45 PM

At least he had the helmet on, so it ain't a total loss, I guess.

Hopefully you don't have butter fingers as this guy. Or the girl's butter shoes?

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PandaTar
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posted January 17, 2017 09:43 PM

At least he might not have farted on her open mouth while she screamed for help.
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Maurice
Maurice

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posted January 17, 2017 11:04 PM
Edited by Maurice at 23:05, 17 Jan 2017.

Elvin said:
gg


Ok, why:

... does the guy jump on the other guy's dinner plate?
... does the other guy have dinner with that ... pink thing ... next to his dinner plate?
... is one of those thrown against him as he makes the jump?

Seriously, some people ...

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Elvin
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posted January 18, 2017 09:06 AM

It is dangerous to seek answers on the internets. You never know what sleeping dragons you may unleash upon the world.





Oh man
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fred79
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posted January 18, 2017 09:33 AM
Edited by fred79 at 11:07, 18 Jan 2017.

Elvin said:



jews take breakdancing to a whole new level.


*new and improved reply.

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Galaad
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posted January 18, 2017 09:45 AM


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Elvin
Elvin


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posted January 18, 2017 09:50 AM

K.O!
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Galaad
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posted January 18, 2017 09:57 AM

That's so bad.
The girl is smiling, she trusts him, she knows in advance he won't hurt her... Welp.
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fred79
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posted January 18, 2017 10:59 AM

dude. spinning heel-kick to the hinge of the jaw? snow. how's he going to explain that to her parents?

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