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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 19 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 · «PREV / NEXT»
EnergyZ
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posted January 18, 2017 03:47 PM

We need a bro movement to counter the feminists like these!
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posted January 18, 2017 03:51 PM

I demand equal rights, I am feeling threatened here
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posted January 18, 2017 04:06 PM

Jokes on you, they patronize the concept of equal rights. You can't win.
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posted January 18, 2017 04:08 PM

Galaad said:
In this case none of the memes or links posted in the thread are Darwin Awards then. Just check out OP, it does not involve death and is a stupid action made by someone also harming others. I don't understand why the sudden nitpick.


Well, I can understand that this isn't a "faces of death" kinda topic . So yeah, stupid actions alright, when the resulting harm (though not death, as per the letter of the Darwin Award concept) is self-inflicted. Most of the examples in previous posts and pages fall in that category. The last few however, don't (unless you take Artu's explanation of the girl taking the risk to get kicked in the face for her stupidity to participate).
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posted January 18, 2017 04:20 PM

Elvin said:
Feminist: Kill All Males to Keep our Species Going On!

Inspirational thinking


lol, forwarding the species by killing one entire half you need to continue the species. so... much... win.

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posted January 18, 2017 04:28 PM


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posted January 18, 2017 04:30 PM
Edited by fred79 at 16:31, 18 Jan 2017.

hey, i've got a ninja-biker gif, too. not sure it fits here, tho. these guys are top of the pecking order; not darwin material.

i can't post my own darwin stuff, because people actually die. it'd end up being more of a gore/rekt thread.

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Elvin
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posted January 18, 2017 05:03 PM

Alright, here's one that does not involve harm.



Just embarrassment. Lots of it.
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EnergyZ
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posted January 19, 2017 10:54 PM

100% pure stupidity.

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Elvin
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posted January 20, 2017 11:48 AM

I am not above finding non-conventional solutions on the spot but they tend to be safer than that



OH GOD NO!
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posted January 20, 2017 12:08 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 19:47, 21 Jan 2017.

Oh, nasty. Hopefully the man asked of the girl to kiss that "boo-boo" spot.

Double lucky shot, right there.


Maybe, next time, she'll open that GPS app.

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posted January 21, 2017 08:26 PM
Edited by Stevie at 20:43, 21 Jan 2017.



She was distracted by texting.
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AlHazin
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posted January 23, 2017 06:15 PM
Edited by AlHazin at 18:19, 23 Jan 2017.

Look at this one look at him:



If it doesn't load here.
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Stevie
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posted January 23, 2017 06:43 PM
Edited by Stevie at 18:44, 23 Jan 2017.

I have a question, do we stick to funny and lighthearted stuff or can we post pics / gifs / videos where people get seriously injured or even die? I'm not sure how that scope aligns with the forum policy, but it just means we can't have a true darwin awards thread, not without a filter.

For example, what do people think of this? Is it okay because we can't see the outcome? That guy might be dead for all we know.


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Elvin
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posted January 23, 2017 07:18 PM

All I could ask for is post something you or others would like to see posted. I wouldn't want this to become a graphic thread but no need to go Disney either. No wait, Disney is not above killing their villains brutally Anyways, you get the idea. If you have a feeling something will not be liked you are probably right.
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posted January 23, 2017 07:52 PM

AlHazin said:

If it doesn't load here.


three strikes yur outta here!

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posted January 23, 2017 08:29 PM
Edited by fred79 at 20:37, 23 Jan 2017.

EnergyZ said:
Double lucky shot, right there.



that's a babality, right there.

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posted January 23, 2017 10:10 PM

Stevie said:

For example, what do people think of this? Is it okay because we can't see the outcome? That guy might be dead for all we know.



That's why there is equipment for doing that sort of job, like belts to hold you attached to the tree. Not using it makes him susceptible to Darwinism. Either way, negligence did its job.

Not sure of what to feel regarding his fall, which was sinister. If I fall like that right now, he won't know the outcome either. That's a draw.
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Elvin
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posted January 24, 2017 02:25 PM

Pair of zebra-costumed idiots try to infiltrate zebra pack for teh lulz, end up getting attacked by lions
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posted January 24, 2017 02:40 PM

Elvin said:
Pair of zebra-costumed idiots try to infiltrate zebra pack for teh lulz, end up getting attacked by lions

Now, that's as Darwinian as it gets.

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