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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: WHO WILL WIN
Thread: WHO WILL WIN This thread is 22 pages long: 1 10 ... 15 16 17 18 19 ... 20 22 · «PREV / NEXT»
fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 05, 2018 12:00 AM

actually, it's tied now.

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 05, 2018 06:28 AM

There can be no other outcome. N00bish mistake to think otherwise
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 06, 2018 02:07 AM

it's 4-4. are we seriously going to go with a tie? is that even allowed in this game? sons, i am disappoint.

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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 06, 2018 02:09 AM

fred79 said:
is that even allowed in this game?


Absolutely not.
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 06, 2018 02:13 AM

the scaredy-cats are dragging on this one. for two females who are supposedly prominent in hc lore, they sure don't have a lot of supporters...

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Quién Sabe?
posted April 07, 2018 09:03 AM

What's taking so long?

Quoting Dinobot from Beast Wars: great system your democracy, no mechanism to break a tie.

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Celfious
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Wait what? *expert*
posted April 07, 2018 10:54 AM

This is sure a tough one.

Pandora strikes me as one with the divines. While kooka is obviously the jumping off walls rivaling even Spiderman.

I'm going to go with Pandora here. Grace, serenity, tranquility.

The stuff of balance. Like karate kid. But kooka put up a snow good fight.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted April 07, 2018 11:17 AM

Since Celf vote on Pan, I decided to take my vote back. So there you go Fred, are happy now? Are you?
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blizzardboy
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posted April 07, 2018 11:19 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 11:21, 07 Apr 2018.

I vote kookastar because Pan, being a woman, wouldnt stand a chance.
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OhforfSake
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posted April 07, 2018 11:23 AM

In that case I vote Pan anyway.

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fred79
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posted April 07, 2018 12:15 PM

bout time, you turds. it looks like pandora won. yaaaay, pandora! whoever you are. i don't remember ever seeing you post here.

lol, i'd vote for pandora myself anyway, if i could, since kooka just ignores me when i tried to start a conversation with her.

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OhforfSake
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posted April 07, 2018 12:19 PM

No Fred, it's still a tie, 5-5.

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fred79
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posted April 07, 2018 12:23 PM

did you delete a post?
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 24, 2018 02:21 PM
Edited by Galaad at 17:29, 27 Apr 2018.

Too late!

NEW ROUND

KIP VS BLIZZ


FOR THIS ROUND LET THERE BE SOME BLOOD!!

WINNER KIP

Best Kookadooga answer

Blizzardboy said:
Oh please. If I wasn't a vegetarian I would eat Spetsnaz operatives for breakfast with my Lucky Charms and my snickerdoodle cake.

Moving on.

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frostymuaddib
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posted April 24, 2018 05:19 PM

Easily Kip.
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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2018 07:20 PM

Obviously Kip.

Yankee squirrels are no match for Baltic hunters.
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Blizzardboy
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posted April 24, 2018 07:58 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 20:00, 24 Apr 2018.

Oh please. If I wasn't a vegetarian I would eat Spetsnaz operatives for breakfast with my Lucky Charms and my snickerdoodle cake.

Moving on.

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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 24, 2018 08:26 PM

after being hit with far too many of blizz's nuts for far too long, kip vows revenge. he baits the squirrel with some sleepy-time green tea and some soybean curd on triscuits.

but unbeknownst to kip, the sleepy-time tea has no effect on blizz(who has become immune to it's effects from overuse), and the soybean curd only strengthens his squirrely resolve. as kip is about to grab the damnable tree-rat and throttle him, everything unfolds in slow motion.

first, kip notices the soy-infused maniacal gleam in the fuzzy little critter's eye; a tad too late. kip's eyes comically widen in horror as the squirrel spins faster than sound, baring it's yellow nut-killing teeth. in 1/4th time, kip tries to bring his reaching hands down towards his unprotected groin; while the squirrel launches like a furry bullet, with little claws and teeth outstretched for kip's vulnerable(and ample) nutsack.

the rodent lands square on kip's crotch, and digs in. time speeds back up for kip as it is want to do when a squirrel has your nuts in it's choppers.

shrieking like an old woman at the new pubic bush he's sporting, he starts punching blizz as blizz takes piece after decadent piece out of kip's generous testicles.

the squirrel is dazed, but not down. he continues to bite as kip punches his own groin; trying to kill the squirrel before it kills his ability to spread more untamed manliness across the land.

kip dies from nutless shame as he finishes punching the biting bush of blizz to death against his own pelvis.

it's a tie.

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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 24, 2018 08:52 PM

Creative replies are great but ties aren't.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 24, 2018 08:54 PM

i thought it'd be more amusing if it was, due to the circumstances.

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