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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: WHO WILL WIN
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 04, 2018 12:43 PM

I am so confused right now.
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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 04, 2018 12:48 PM

Huh.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 04, 2018 04:03 PM

Who is Geny even?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 04, 2018 08:07 PM

I'm not sure, but I think I win by default.
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fred79
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posted August 04, 2018 08:11 PM

You guys realize that none of this will be amusing anymore once you go back to your own avatars, right? People'll read this and just be confused as to what was transpiring.

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Ghost
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posted August 04, 2018 08:21 PM

Equally, I willn't vote. Remember that Geny has beard, and JoonasTo had beard. An ugly opponents

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Neraus
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posted August 05, 2018 09:35 AM

Bad pairing, you can't decide between the both of them.

Hence I protest and say that Elvin wins.
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Galaad
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posted August 05, 2018 11:20 AM

Artu it would be nice if you select a Kookadooga for your round.
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fred79
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posted May 29, 2019 12:50 AM

New round, for the newbies.

Oddball, or Galatea?

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Oddball13579
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posted May 29, 2019 01:13 AM

fred79 said:
New round, for the newbies.

Oddball, or Galatea?
Clearly Galatea. The only obvious answer. Duh.
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Galatea
Galatea


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posted May 29, 2019 06:18 AM

Hey! How does this works?
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Gnomes2169
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posted May 29, 2019 08:30 AM

Galatea clearly has the upper hand, being a female, and thus able to call upon every single unmarried guy here to beat up Oddball on her behalf. This one is pretty one-sided, Fredmuffin.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 29, 2019 09:57 AM

On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
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Stevie
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posted May 29, 2019 11:00 AM

Womanly wiles don't work on him and gachi only makes him more powerful. Oddball for sure.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted May 29, 2019 05:29 PM

I fear I may not be able to assess Oddy's power level correctly because of all the modifiers in places. For one, he is a fa- homosexshhhhual and everyone knows there is no better way of asserting your dominance and alphaness than wasting another guy's behind, but there is also a distinct possibility that Mr. Ball here is a heavyweight and likes to take in big loads, which would leave him pretty much helpless against every creature on Earth. Then his only defensive option would be the exploitation of the enormous gravitational pull of his hole of unspecified colour, but that may lead to catastrophic consequences and should only be employed as a final measure.

In the end, I believe the most critical factor at play to be his valiant Canadian blood. A true Canadian never enlists the use of violent force, unless required so by their Monarch. They usually begin by bombarding their opponent with a shower of apologies and thus instill a feeling of guilt in him - a battle tactic widely known as "The Great Leaffall". After this tactic has been employed, no further action is necessary as the victim succumbs to an overwhelming feeling of shame and  surrenders the fight.

His Canadian origins are certainly the sole decisive factor for the outcome of the battle, but not in the manner portrayed above. Why? To put it bluntly: The Day of the Rake draws near! Canada should have never messed with the Philippines! Their trash shall be returned with a vengeance ! Prepare, Mr. Ball!

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PS: I list the result as "inconclusive" because it is uncertain whether Oddy can survive a catastrophe of such magnitude as the Day of the Rake. I am fully intent on completing a follow-up post exploring the outcome of the PvP, should one take place. That one would also summarise Galatea's strengths and weaknesses.
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted May 29, 2019 06:13 PM

What is this even?  Galatea is far from being a newbie
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 29, 2019 06:16 PM

@NoobX
Yeah, fred might not be in his sane mind.

@Count
How did you know I'm from the Philippines?

Btw, Canada just sent us tons of toxic waste on cargo ships.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted May 29, 2019 06:29 PM

The Merchants' guild is a pathway to much knowledge some deem a violation of privacy.

The Count
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fred79
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posted May 29, 2019 06:48 PM

NoobX said:
What is this even?  Galatea is far from being a newbie


Oh yeah. Lol. Oh well. The fight still stands.


For my part, i think they would be stealing each other's lovers as a form of battle. Last one to 100 would be declared winner. And, no prior hundreds would count.

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Oddball13579
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posted May 29, 2019 07:05 PM

Gnomes2169 said:
Galatea clearly has the upper hand, being a female, and thus able to call upon every single unmarried guy here to beat up Oddball on her behalf. This one is pretty one-sided, Fredmuffin.
She ain't the only one with a list of exes.

Geny said:
On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
Ffs Geny stop calling me out! I just came out here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now

Stevie said:
Womanly wiles don't work on him and gachi only makes him more powerful. Oddball for sure.
He has a point.

CountBezuhoff said:
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Snow. The Count is on to me. On the other hand he forgot one very important thing about being Canadian. I know how to use and dance with knife shoes and a hockey stick. Say goodbye to your toes and face at the same time. En garde .

fred79 said:
For my part, i think they would be stealing each other's lovers as a form of battle.
Come now fred, we aren't that petty. The competition has hardly reached that level yet.
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