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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: WHO WILL WIN
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 29, 2019 07:13 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Geny said:
On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
Ffs Geny stop calling me out! I just came out here to have a good time

Well yeah, that's what I meant.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted May 29, 2019 07:17 PM

A goal situation is 0-0. I'll publish a draw. Don't be surprised! It has "without voting".. Now you're a genius

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 29, 2019 07:21 PM

Geny said:
Oddball13579 said:
Geny said:
On the other hand, would Oddball really object to being smothered by a pile of single unmarried guys?
Ffs Geny stop calling me out! I just came out here to have a good time

Well yeah, that's what I meant.


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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 30, 2019 01:18 AM

This seems fun. Go on.
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Oddball13579
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posted May 30, 2019 01:50 AM

Is this the beginning of Galatea's and I's clubbing days?
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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posted May 31, 2019 09:59 AM

Fred. They're pals now. They will not fight for our amusement. Look what you did, Fred. Gaze upon your works and despair.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 31, 2019 10:33 AM

This is a bit of a "new that is old against old that is new" ambiance. Oddball very confidently throws a Death Cloud. Galatea takes it straight on but survives it. She heals quickly then casts Prayer. Oddball throws another Death Cloud but Galatea dodges this one and starts aiming with her bow. The Count then pops in and offers popcorn to Oddball. Oddball is more interested by something else he sees in The Count and that is distracting him a tad too much... Galatea then does a perfect shot and go get drunk on the beach with Elvin to celebrate her victory.

Galatea wins!
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 31, 2019 10:53 AM

That was poetic. I am deeply touched.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 31, 2019 11:00 AM

Oh, you.
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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted May 31, 2019 11:01 AM

That was rigged.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 31, 2019 10:50 PM

Gnomes2169 said:
Fred. They're pals now. They will not fight for our amusement. Look what you did, Fred. Gaze upon your works and despair.
Fred played his part beautifully.

Galaad said:
This is a bit of a "new that is old against old that is new" ambiance. Oddball very confidently throws a Death Cloud. Galatea takes it straight on but survives it. She heals quickly then casts Prayer. Oddball throws another Death Cloud but Galatea dodges this one and starts aiming with her bow. The Count then pops in and offers popcorn to Oddball. Oddball is more interested by something else he sees in The Count and that is distracting him a tad too much... Galatea then does a perfect shot and go get drunk on the beach with Elvin to celebrate her victory.

Galatea wins!
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Is Galaad saying that I'm so horny and desperate that I'd let a man distract me in the middle of duel? If so, ouch.

The truth of what would have happened is I would have punched Count in the face, tossed him outta the way, and then continued to fight Galatea.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 01, 2019 07:31 AM

Galaad picked the wrong guy. Should've been Geny.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 01, 2019 07:46 AM

I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted June 01, 2019 07:46 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 07:49, 01 Jun 2019.

How can you punch my face, if you don't know what I look like?

The Count
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted June 01, 2019 08:24 AM

Geny said:
I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.

And also getting shots and doing drunk. He's a multi-talented man, this Geny is.
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Dat COMPH tho. - Me every morning not wanting to leave bed

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 01, 2019 08:40 PM

Geny said:
I am indeed very good at doing shots and getting drunk.
Sweet! We got the Clubbing Trio now. Galatea, Geny, and myself. This is the birth of a beautiful nightlife between us.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 01, 2019 09:03 PM

Oddball13579 said:


Dibs on the first smiley.
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Oddball13579
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posted June 01, 2019 09:08 PM

Geny said:
Oddball13579 said:


Dibs on the first smiley.
Boy like that tongue action eh? I'll take the second smiley.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 01, 2019 09:23 PM

Had a feeling you would.
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Oddball13579
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posted June 01, 2019 09:28 PM

Geny said:
Had a feeling you would.
Am I that predictable?
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