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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 13, 2018 01:55 PM
Edited by fred79 at 13:58, 13 Jul 2018.

i'd personally like to thank...

1. the u.s. government, for creating the internet; for me to talk to complete strangers all around the world, and get to know them, and become friends.

2. straight people, for procreating enough to produce attractive mates for me, for creating myself, and for creating other people who should exist on this planet.

3. gay people, for not procreating, and doing their part to avoid filling the world with more resource-and-fun-draining morons/jerks than already exist.

4. redheaded white females, for being my favorite appealing creature of a sexual nature.

5. black-and-white mixed females, for being my second favorite to #5.

6. hallucinogenic drugs, for helping me to get the "cliff's notes" versions of mind expansion.

7. laws; because without drawn lines, i wouldn't know or care that i had crossed any.

8. animals in general, for being awesome. mostly.

9. plants, for providing many things i enjoy; not the least of which is creating oxygen, and the absorption of carbon dioxide.

10. songbirds, wolves, and kittens, for being a delight to my ears.

11. the breathtaking vistas and beautiful minute details this planet provides, great porn and nudity, and some kinds of clothes worn by females that help to accentuate the female form, for being a delight to my eyes.

12. smooth, soft, and supple skin and flesh; for being a delight to my sense of touch.

13. burning firewood, baking bread, cooking meat, females, and a million other things that are a delight to my sense of smell.

14. raw and cooked animal flesh, sweet junk food, italian food, soul food, mexican food, food in general, tropical mixed alcoholic drinks, tropical smoothies, milkshakes, milk, females, and a zillion other things that are a delight to my sense of taste.

15. people who make great music, and share it with the world.

16. people who make great art, and share it with the world.

17. people who change the world for the better, or make it more interesting, with their ideas or creations.

18. people who do a great job modding homm3, and share it with the world.

19. comedians. for making people laugh and helping people enjoy life.

20. in general, people who actually contribute to the world, and to what keeps the balance among all things here on earth.




who/what would YOU personally like to thank?

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 13, 2018 03:47 PM

Non-sequitur poll options.




Oh wait, that's what Verriker likes to thank.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted July 13, 2018 03:56 PM

Ubisoft, for their failed efforts towards Heroes, so I can finally move away to other priorities.

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 13, 2018 04:09 PM

Salamandre said:
Ubisoft, for their failed efforts towards Heroes, so I can finally move away to other priorities.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU'RE A MODDER JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. AND YOU'LL DIE A MODDER JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.

*waves cutlass angrily*

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 13, 2018 08:49 PM

I like to thank The Greatest President of The United States of America, His Excellency, Donald J. Trump, for calling my old hag president a retard.
Jolly good show during the US- Baltic Summit
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
posted July 14, 2018 05:26 AM

When a meme is elected president, memes rule the world. Thank 4chan.

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted July 14, 2018 06:04 AM

Please come back in twenty years and write a crusty list about how the world has gone downhill and things aren't like the way anymore when you were young.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 14, 2018 05:50 PM

I thankee large pudendal cleft. It's first example. Thinks without large pudendal cleft girl looks unvulva. I can't masturbate with girl lack of image and stimulus! If girlfriend or wife has large pudendal cleft. I thankee the complete vulva in medical perspective.

I thankee the gene born deaf unknown cause from doctor. My brain is a good shape. Somebody got a meningitis, etc and then s/he's deaf. IMO they aren't deaf Deaf have two different species: pure and healthful person in normal/new world, they're successful, and another had illness cause in old/ill world, they're deafness and old. It's second example.

etc

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NimoStar
NimoStar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Modding the Unmoddable
posted July 14, 2018 06:11 PM

Well, as for number 1, in that vein we should thank the Soviet government for inventing working artificial satellites which we use for telecommunication, as the US government original internet was just a few facilities all in continental US connected by cable :V

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 14, 2018 08:09 PM

Then i thank them, too.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 15, 2018 11:28 AM

I'd personally like to thank Maniakes for attempting to save Sicily and make it Roman again, he did bring the Normans here though, so he did help us anyway.

I'd also like to thank Roger Iron-arm and Robert le Guichard for liberating our island and bringing us at the forefront of European politics

I'd also like to thank King Roger I (Formerly Count Roger II) for creating the first modern kingdom right into the middle ages, a kingdom whose ideas would be adopted only much later in history.

I'd also like to thank King Frederick I (Known as Emperor Frederick II outside here), for being the greatest king that ever lived, a truly majestic figure in which the hopes for a truly strong and united Europe could have been put (with Sicily at its head )

I'd also like to thank King Manfred, for not giving us up and fighting till the last breath to save us from the invading French.

I'd also like to thank King Frederick II, who despite being of Aragonese origins fully embraced the Sicilian identity and successfully defended us from the mightiest powers of the Mediterranean.

I'd also like to thank Pedro de Sagarriga, for arguing for our independence from Aragon and supporting the legitimacy of our crown.

I'd also like to thank Cesare Mori, for making us understand that Italy didn't just mean an oppressive colonial state, but a nation that we were a part of and that would take care of our problems.

I'd also like to thank King Humbert II for being understanding and granting us our autonomy, and for being the best king we could've had.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted April 13, 2019 08:55 AM

I'd like to thank J.J. Abrams for bringing back my favorite Star Wars character (Palpatine) for Episode 9.

#makestarwarsgreatagain


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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
My Pattern Emerges
posted April 13, 2019 11:29 AM

I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side.
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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted April 13, 2019 03:14 PM

Bro, do you even engrish?!? ... On a second thought, it's better that you don't engrish...

Ghost said:
I thankee large pudendal cleft. It's first example. Thinks without large pudendal cleft girl looks unvulva. I can't masturbate with girl lack of image and stimulus! If girlfriend or wife has large pudendal cleft. I thankee the complete vulva in medical perspective.

I thankee the gene born deaf unknown cause from doctor. My brain is a good shape. Somebody got a meningitis, etc and then s/he's deaf. IMO they aren't deaf Deaf have two different species: pure and healthful person in normal/new world, they're successful, and another had illness cause in old/ill world, they're deafness and old. It's second example.

etc

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted April 13, 2019 06:53 PM

monere said:
Bro, do you even engrish?!? ... On a second thought, it's better that you don't engrish...


It's definitely not Pidgin English because even that makes more sense than whatever Ghost is doing.
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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted April 13, 2019 07:33 PM

Trogdor said:
monere said:
Bro, do you even engrish?!? ... On a second thought, it's better that you don't engrish...


It's definitely not Pidgin English because even that makes more sense than whatever Ghost is doing.


word

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Adventuring Hero
posted April 13, 2019 11:34 PM

I'd like to thank the small village of people I sacrificed in the 4th century. They helped me achieve my life long dream of immortality.

On a side note, I would also like to thank the person who invented whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Bless you, you beautiful soul.

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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted April 14, 2019 07:11 AM

cream and cheese in the same package? Double EWWW! lol, do people actually like cheese? Or even cream? Unbelievable....

Oddball13579 said:
I'd like to thank the small village of people I sacrificed in the 4th century. They helped me achieve my life long dream of immortality.

On a side note, I would also like to thank the person who invented whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Bless you, you beautiful soul.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
My Pattern Emerges
posted April 14, 2019 09:40 AM

You still haven't learned how to quote-and-reply properly, dude.  Quote first, your comment below that.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted April 14, 2019 12:00 PM

Amen to that brother.
NoobX said:
You still haven't learned how to quote-and-reply properly, dude.  Quote first, your comment below that.

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