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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Time for war
posted December 29, 2019 02:05 AM

'Small-scale weed production for personal use legalized in Italy.'

Some fine judges you have. I'd like to try some of your home-grown once we do that trip around Italy with you and Noobie.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted December 29, 2019 10:04 AM

See, that's what happens when judges are the ones who actually rule the country.

Time to rev up the good ol'greenhouse, I needed someone to test it anyway.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted January 22, 2020 06:09 PM


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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 22, 2020 08:40 PM

You know, he may very well be dead, his stalker finally getting to him.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted January 23, 2020 01:01 AM

He's currently tied up in her basement.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Time for war
posted January 23, 2020 01:23 AM

Or he is just studying.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 23, 2020 01:28 AM

Goddamn exams.

Wait, I should be studying, too.


Well, ****.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Time for war
posted January 23, 2020 01:29 AM

Don't worry, you have time.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted January 23, 2020 01:34 AM

Time is nothing more than an artificial construct. It does not exist. Therefore you have all the time and no time at all.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 23, 2020 01:41 AM

CountBezuhoff said:
Don't worry, you have time.

The Count


Oh-ho, that's what you think!  When it comes to exams, I don't start studying until two-three days before the day of the exam.  I just can't do it unless I start feeling pressure of the approaching deadline.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted January 23, 2020 01:46 AM

Don't we all? It's much more interesting this way.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 23, 2020 01:50 AM

It's nowhere near as interesting as getting drunk in those three days, failing the exam, then getting drunk because you've failed
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Neraus
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posted January 23, 2020 09:38 AM

CountBezuhoff said:
Or he is just studying.

The Count


Bingo!

All hail the count for his infinite wisdom!

I actually am putting myself a bit in order and started studying a week prior from the exam, which os already an improvement from my usual 2 days before the exam.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 23, 2020 11:07 AM

Pffft, laaaame!
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Drakon-Deus
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posted January 23, 2020 11:08 AM

NoobX said:
It's nowhere near as interesting as getting drunk in those three days, failing the exam, then getting drunk because you've failed


You know, maybe college life didn't appeal to me because I'm not much of a drinker. It makes sense.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 24, 2020 11:21 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
NoobX said:
It's nowhere near as interesting as getting drunk in those three days, failing the exam, then getting drunk because you've failed


You know, maybe college life didn't appeal to me because I'm not much of a drinker. It makes sense.


College life didn't appeal to me cause I have crippling anxiety and it terrified me.  
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Drakon-Deus
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posted January 25, 2020 03:39 AM

Oddball13579 said:


College life didn't appeal to me cause I have crippling anxiety and it terrified me.  



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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 25, 2020 04:09 AM

That's why I drink basically.  I know it's gonna bite me in the arse when I get older, but that's how it is now and that's the only way it could've been.
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Oddball13579
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posted January 25, 2020 04:49 AM

I do plan on going back, I'm just not ready to go back yet.
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted February 01, 2020 01:19 PM

I'm back from the dead.

The only way to keep a Sicilian dead is by gifting him concrete shoes.
Now repent and remember, if the kingdom of Trinacria didn't fall to dynastic problems you would have had a Gustavus Adolphus of the Mediterranean that would have restored Catholicism to Europe, and then in the great war of the South the borders of Sicily would have spanned from the Baleares to Crete, unbeaten at sea and on land.

WWI would have been won by Austria, still the Holy Roman Empire due to no Napoleon nor Prussia as well, since the contribution of Sicily to push the Italians and French would have assured total victory, also easy victory on the Balkans.

No WWII because Siculo-Holy Roman hegemony would have made the world peaceful and secure.

Realize that you live in one of the worst timelines, where the saviours of mankind were defeated by their childless king.
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