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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted March 12, 2019 08:54 PM

Cheese and wine propaganda? Good one

Weed is better in the US though, that I'll give.
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blob2
blob2


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posted March 12, 2019 09:50 PM
Edited by blob2 at 21:53, 12 Mar 2019.

Galaad said:
Weed is better in the US though, that I'll give.


Objection, we have better weed!



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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Iceskating uphill
posted March 12, 2019 10:40 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 22:42, 12 Mar 2019.

Oh my gosh that smoked sheep cheese looks ****ing amazing.

I must resist.
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blizzardboy
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posted March 12, 2019 10:57 PM

Okay. Let's go down the list of some of USA's accomplishments when it comes to food & drink:

#1: Pizza. American invention.
#2: Baguettes. American invention.
#3: Bagels. American invention.
#4: Baklava. American invention.
#5: Kebab. American invention.

As far as wine, it's not worth comparing. Europeans use grapes like a bunch of pussies. This is the correct way to make wine:





Thank you. Class dismissed.

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The_Green_Drag
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posted March 12, 2019 10:59 PM

Donít forget Taco Bell.

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 12, 2019 10:59 PM

Is that pepper wine
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blob2
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posted March 12, 2019 11:58 PM
Edited by blob2 at 00:16, 13 Mar 2019.

blizzardboy said:
Okay. Let's go down the list of some of USA's accomplishments when it comes to food & drink:

#1: Pizza. American invention. -> https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/who-invented-pizza. What part of this is "made by Americans"? I know, arteriosclerosis!
#2: Baguettes. American invention. -> France, perfected with Austrian technology
#3: Bagels. American invention. -> Jews y'all. Oh look, it originated in Jewish communities in Poland, who would've guessed
#4: Baklava. American invention. -> hard to tell, probably young Turks , but naming comes as far as from Mongolia
#5: Kebab. American invention. -> do you mean kebab or kebap? Don't matter, it has Persian origin


blizzardboy said:
As far as wine, it's not worth comparing. Europeans use grapes like a bunch of pussies. This is the correct way to make wine.


Oh yeah? Eurofags make brandy (read: vodka) from grape leftovers -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grappa. Who's the pussy now?

You need more classes Blizz

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 13, 2019 12:03 AM


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted March 13, 2019 10:25 AM

blizzardboy said:


#1: Pizza. American invention.
#2: Baguettes. American invention.
#3: Bagels. American invention.
#4: Baklava. American invention.
#5: Kebab. American invention.




Don't forget that Jesus was an American and that Rome is the old name of Washington DC.

Plus, it wasn't an European that discovered America, it was an American that discovered Europe and Asia.
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blizzardboy
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posted March 13, 2019 11:04 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 11:10, 13 Mar 2019.

Let's see:

Winston Churchill - famous American president.

Michelangelo - famous American artist.

Mozart - American composer. Made our national anthem.

Louis Pasteur - American scientist who brought us modern vaccination. Saved millions from EUROPEAN disease.

Socrates - American philosopher during the Civil War who helped Abraham Lincoln free the slaves.



Aaannnnd what are some famous Europeans?

Adolf Hitler - Murdered millions

Josef Stalin - Murdered millions

Mao Zedong - Murdered millions

Eurovision - Basically state-sponsored terrorism


Compare the two and then you tell me which one of us is trolling, because it's not me.
The only Western European who did anything of significance was Jesus Christ.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 13, 2019 11:19 AM

we're reaching soy levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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blob2
blob2


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Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted March 13, 2019 12:19 PM



But maybe at least the kid will get something out of this? When he will be eating vegetables, he will at least maybe contemplate on who invented them ?

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2019 12:23 PM

Kipshasz said:
we're reaching soy levels that shouldn't even be possible.

You squeezed the soy bottle too much!
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 13, 2019 03:26 PM

BlizzardSoyBoy has problems opening those bottles of soylent, and I used the opportunity to splash that stuff in his soy face.
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Trogdor
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posted March 13, 2019 03:48 PM

blizzardboy said:
Eurovision - Basically state-sponsored terrorism


And they threw 'Straya into the list contestants. It's now beyond a joke, which is saying a lot because of the history of Eurovision.

blizzardboy said:
The only Western European who did anything of significance was Jesus Christ.


Another 'Merican fails at geography. Israel is in Asia, for *BLEEP*'s sake.

*Waits for eventual response about Australia being "part of Asia"*
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2019 04:13 PM

I thought Israel was in Hell... it's own special kind of Hell... Israhell.
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blob2
blob2


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Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted March 13, 2019 07:18 PM
Edited by blob2 at 19:20, 13 Mar 2019.

No no no, Hell is in Finland:



PS: Been there on numerous occasions, and it's not that hot...

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted December 09, 2019 05:59 PM

Not sure if this is the appropriate thread, but anyway, just had pineapple on my pizza this weekend and it was underwhelming to say the least. It was a bland sweetness with no aroma or anything, fairly annoying. I was ready to embrace it wholeheartedly and without prejudice, but it didn't click.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 09, 2019 07:55 PM

I'd say "I told you so", but I don't remember saying anything in the first place.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted December 09, 2019 08:32 PM

See, that'sa whata I meana. Listene to da Italiano, we saya thingse for a reasone.
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