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Damacon_Ace
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posted June 07, 2002 03:46 AM |
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I like Marv's screaming outbust in Home Alone 2 when they were on top of the building they were tortured in:
"SUCK BRICK, KID!"
How's that?!
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pepeviejo
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Protecting sheep + baby ducks
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posted June 07, 2002 11:56 AM |
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bort
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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted June 07, 2002 03:53 PM |
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From the mind of Homer Simpson :
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 07, 2002 11:37 PM |
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Speaking of simpsons, I think my favorite line was when Homer's brain talked to him and said, "Now put your head down and say Doh."
Homer: *sadly* doh
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Vitt
Hired Hero
banned
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posted June 07, 2002 11:51 PM |
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You stole my girlfriend and i stole your cur, but the car aint running so i guess were even. (Its a country song title, believe it or not!)
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 07, 2002 11:54 PM |
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Nah, the best Homerisms are:-
"I don't know, Marge... Trying is the first step towards failiure"
"I did my tax return over a year ago"
And the epic...
(Bart is practising how to capture wild animals, digs a pit and covers it with a cloth then puts a pie on it... Homer spots it..)
Homer: Hmm, FloorPie
(falls in pit)
Loved that one 
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Vitt
Hired Hero
banned
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posted June 08, 2002 12:04 AM |
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another good Homerism
From a comic book in England.
(Homer and Bart are in a shop and eat ice-cream)
(Bart gets an horrible horrible brain freeze)
Homer: hmm...how come i dont get brain freezes?
Bart: I could say it but its just too obivous...
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 08, 2002 12:31 AM |
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Edited By: Cat on 7 Jun 2002
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Fawlty Towers Bits...
From "The Communication Problem"
Mrs Richards: I wanted a sea view
Basil: That is a sea view
Mrs R: Where?
Basil: Right there, between the land and the sky
Another from the same episode:
Basil: Is this a piece of your brain?
And another...
Basil: That is torquey..
Mrs R: Well it's not good enough
Basil: And what did you expect to see out of the window of a Torquey hotel? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Heards of Wilderbeast sweeping majestically across the plains?
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Oh, MightyMage...
Me and my friends Zola and Stacey are nutters.. lmao..
We were all mucking about and the Moon Pudding phrase came up... no idea how...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 08, 2002 12:35 AM |
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one that comes to mind:
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"
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Sir_Elric
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Having a bad hair day.
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posted June 08, 2002 03:12 AM |
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Sir_Elric
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Having a bad hair day.
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posted June 16, 2002 12:31 PM |
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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silx87
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posted May 04, 2003 07:16 PM |
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Two birds are flying,especially the one in the middle
Two crocodiles were going up the stairs,one turned left and the other one was also green
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted May 12, 2003 07:03 AM |
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Seinfeld:
Jerry: It?
Elaine: IT!
Jerry: Out?
Elaine: OUT!
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privatehudson
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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted May 12, 2003 01:52 PM |
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Situation: German SS forces surround British Airborne troops at Arnhem bridge, outnumber them 3 to 1 in troops, have dozens of tanks and a few artillery batteries. The german commander sends an interpreter across with a white flag:
German: My commander suggests in light of the current situation a surrender would be applicable to prevent further bloodshed
Frost (CO of british forces): Oh hell, tell them to get lost
Tantham Warner (one of Frost's company commanders): I'm sorry old chap, we simply don't have the facilities to accept all of you.
Oh and for fictional ones, the entire speech of Hudson when he's fighting in operations in the aliens film
I'd post it all but firstly it's fully half swearwords and secondly the rest is indechipreable 
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted May 13, 2003 12:59 AM |
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taking a dump
What are you taking? Your leaving it. It should be called.
leaving a dump
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 13, 2003 12:50 PM |
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My alltime favourite...
Yes, very.
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GrunanCross
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King of the Underdark
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posted May 13, 2003 12:59 PM |
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I really like SHUT YOU MOUTH JABRONI. or KNOW YOU"RE ROLL AND SHUT THE HELL UP and I'm gonna hit you in the stomach and make you're mouth say JELLO
Shut that hole in you're face
A nOOb is a nOOb and a BOOB is a BOOB
I'm gonna turn this ________ side ways and stic it up you're candy ***
You better hope thats a cany bar cause you're fixing to eat it!
Me and you are going to be Runing a 3 legged racew to the hospital..
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted May 13, 2003 01:23 PM |
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my fav:
"Playing golf is not an excuse to wear hideous clothes"
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GrunanCross
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King of the Underdark
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posted May 13, 2003 01:30 PM |
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this is ment not to offend, but I thu=ought it was funny...
"Stupid Fagot D***'s are for chicks"....
That was funny to me lol
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kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted May 13, 2003 04:05 PM |
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Quote:
k, I've got one, but it's an insult and I'm not typing this to anyone on HC, but here it is:
If you ever get a son, I hope his dog dies
It's from the movie Ford Farlane, Rock & Roll detective and I believe it was: "If u ever get a son, I hope his PUPPY dies"
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