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kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted May 13, 2003 04:12 PM |
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Mark Twain: "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 13, 2003 06:49 PM |
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Oscar Wilde:
The English have the miraculous power to turn wine into water.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 14, 2003 01:21 AM |
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Another one from Oscar Wilde:
"I have nothing to declare except my genius!"
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted May 14, 2003 01:52 AM |
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(In the middle of a long speech by an opposition member of parliment)
MP: Mr Speaker I shall stop now, because I believe that the Prime Minister is asleep
Winston Churchill: No, I'm not, but I wish I was
Lady: Mr Churchill you are appalling, if I was your wife I would poision your tea!
Churchill: And if I was your husband I'd Drink it
(Towards the end of the battle of Waterloo, Uxbridge being just about the only member of Wellington's staff then unharmed despite both being on horseback: a cannon ball comes crashing into the area)
Uxbridge (looking down) "By god sir, I believe I have lost my leg!"
Wellington "By god sir, so you have!"
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted May 14, 2003 02:33 AM |
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A Shakespearean insult taken from Coriolanus...
"I find the a$$ in the compound with the major part of your syllables"
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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 17, 2004 03:17 PM |
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LOL! Revived.
Here's a classic one-liner that applies to this thread: This thread belongs in the Wastelands.
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Eccentric Opinion
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