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Cat
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posted July 15, 2002 09:12 PM |
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Oldtimer
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posted July 15, 2002 09:45 PM |
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".....huh?....did you say something?....yes, what ever you want...Sure, you want another drink?..."(Appropriate responces to Cat, when you are having dinner with her and she is eating her asparagus, and you don't want to call attention to that freedom loving nipple, and her dangerously short shear skirt that has just crossed the Mendoza Line, and you hope beyond hope that she just moves just a little bit, but you must retain composure before you blow the whole thing.)
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Cat
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posted July 15, 2002 09:49 PM |
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bort
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posted July 15, 2002 09:49 PM |
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This one isn't mine, and I can't remember where it comes from, but I once heard that the best response to "Does this dress make me look fat" is "Does this cock ring make ME look fat?"
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bort
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posted July 15, 2002 09:51 PM |
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I wont even meantion hold up stockings.... yet more killers lol 
"We're Simbionese Stocking Liberation front and this is a robbery! Give us all your money or this cute innocent child gets it!" What has society come to?
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Cat
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posted July 15, 2002 09:55 PM |
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Edited By: Cat on 15 Jul 2002
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Roflmao... yes, that is the other kind of hold up stocking...
so Bort... *holds up satin skirt* post something nice about
me and on my next post I wont wear any knickers
Where did you leave that shirt, Oldtimer? The one with al the buttons down the front..? I want to waer it while I do the hovering.. oops, dropped something *bends over* 
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posted July 15, 2002 10:00 PM |
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Always take the time to enjoy the scenery....
Cat, did you drop that dollar?
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Cat
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posted July 15, 2002 10:02 PM |
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bort
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posted July 15, 2002 10:29 PM |
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so Bort... *holds up satin skirt* post something nice about
me and on my next post I wont wear any knickers
Cat is truly a goddess. From her early infancy (when she cured polio) to her adolescence (when she ended world hunger) to the beautiful young lady she has grown into (and brought about world peace) she has left her mark on the world. Men's jaws drop when she walks by and women go mad with jealousy. Her intellect is unparalled, she once beat Deep Blue at chess while writing the novel that would net her 4th Nobel Prize for Literature and pointing out the many, many errors that were made when reconciling the theory of relativity and quantum theory. Her charm and wit are world renown and the "in" crowd competes for the honor of having her attend their parties. All in all, we are blessed to have her post on this board. Now about that dream you had with the other girl...
In a similar vein - how are men like floor tiles? once they're laid you can walk all over them.
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Cat
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posted July 15, 2002 10:31 PM |
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*removes knickers*
What, that dream I had about kissing another girl whilst wearing no knickers and a button down shirt?
Is there something you wanted to do for me at all..?
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Thunder
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posted July 15, 2002 10:36 PM |
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Yes.... I think it is because of your shirt. No, wait a minute! It is your stomach after all that makes you look fat bort.
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bort
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posted July 15, 2002 10:40 PM |
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What, that dream I had about kissing another girl whilst wearing no knickers and a button down shirt?
No... that dream about children of all races walking hand in hand free from a world of discrimination. Or the one where you, Desmond Tutu, and the Dalai Lama start mudwrestling and... wait a minute! You're not Martin Luther King, Jr.! See, this is the problem with the internet - you get into sex talk with somebody you think is an elderly visionary statesman and it turns out its actually a nubile, bi-curious youn girl. Just my luck.
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Cat
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posted July 16, 2002 12:32 AM |
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I'm sorry to be such a dissapointment to you Bort. I'll just go away and be spanked queitly, shall I? *hangs head*
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posted July 16, 2002 02:57 AM |
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Hops into the oldman's lap.
"I've been a baaad girl. I need a spanking."
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bort
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posted July 16, 2002 04:13 AM |
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Yes.... I think it is because of your shirt. No, wait a minute! It is your stomach after all that makes you look fat bort.
How could you say such a thing??? (*sob*) (runs off hysterically and locks self in bathroom for next 6 hours)
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posted July 16, 2002 05:21 AM |
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While it may be hard to believe, a man could get immune to this, this extreme flirting, but there is one thing that no man can stand.....
The LOOK
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bort
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posted July 16, 2002 09:43 PM |
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Having just made a trip to the gym I can add another one of the fashions I wholeheartedly approve of: running/exercise shorts with school/advertizing logos on the ass. Oh man I love those.
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posted October 12, 2002 11:03 PM |
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and why was that post given a QP???
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bort
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posted October 12, 2002 11:12 PM |
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Discovered the "View Profile" option, I see.
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zud
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posted July 23, 2003 05:55 AM |
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If you have to ask
Why that post deserved a quality point, your definitly too young to understand
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