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posted April 23, 2006 08:54 PM |
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All about those darn Smilies...
Well we all use the smilies to make our posts easier to read and to represent our moods, but what if their meanings are not really the ones we think they are  ...
 - You think: hey I'm happy look at me!
- Real meaning: hey I've changed my underwear today and I'm proud of it!
- You think: Yeah I'm awesome check this out dogg...
- Real meaning: I'm a Stevie Wonder fan hear me roar!
 - You think: This stuff is damn funny!
- Real meaning: I like laughing like a psycho...
 - You think: Just look how cool I am...
- Real meaning: I wonder how Britney looks without her wanderbra...
 - You think: This is a good advice.
- Real meaning: OMFG what is that awefull eye twitching that has gotten over me, ahhh!!!
 - You think: A good dating and mating advice...
- Real meaning: 1) Applied by guys on guys - GAY ALERT!!! 2) Applied by Guys on girls - Yeah baby I know you want to so just call me later...
 - You think: Just kiddin'
- Real meaning: I've just farted and I like smelling the air it makes me so giddy!
 - You think: A cry like AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
- Real meaning: As it called lips it's not a smily screaming but a pair of valupcious lips trying to smooch someone, therefore could only be applied by women users on the male user TNT_Addict...
 - You think: Wow hold on right there!
- Real meaning: A surprise poopie has just made its entrance into the real world...
 - You think: Makes me wonder now...
- Real meaning: What a moron I will never read his posts again...
 - You think: Not everything is going my way damn...
- Real meaning: I'm from the far east look at me I'm here in HC!
 - You think: I'm angry at something...
- Real meaning: If I was a corrupted policeman this dude would be dead in a second...
 - You think: I'm so sad.
- Real meaning: Look at me I'm a real wimp, I want my mommy so bad why can't she join HC huh?
 - You think: Ooohhh disgusting...
- Real meaning: Well this means you are somewhere after the farting stage and the poopie actually coming out, the toughest stage the hard pushing.
 - You think: Well made a booboo and I'm sorry guys...
- Real meaning: The relief stage after doing the deed in the bathroom or the other deed in the bedroom if you get where I'm headed...
- You think: Ohhh, what a turn of events...
- Real meaning: Makes a hooting sound like an owl, a secret call..
 - You think: I'm pissed...
- Real meaning: You bastards! Who wants some go ahead just make a comment I'll tear your *** off!
 - You think: I'm bad to the bone...
- Real meaning: Not just Valeriy is naughty, naughty...
 - You think: I'm delighted!
- Real meaning: Used Colgate for 20 years checkout this pearly whites!
 - You think: Think what you want cause I have no idea whatsoever what this might be...
- Real meaning: Arachnophobia AAAAHHHhh! Dreaming about creepy spiders, mommy! *sucks on his thumb*
 - You think: I got a great idea that I should share!
- Real meaning: Finally the power is back and I can surf HC again!
 - You think: Casting resurrection spell now...
- Real meaning: Some chinesse black and white thingy...
 - You think: WTF is that!?
- Real meaning: WTF is that!?
 - You think: No parking allowed here.
- Real meaning: Are you still here, well you are in trouble now!
 - You think: Nice duuude, sweet, cool...
- Real meaning: You ammuse me like a puppy, I'll let you live.
 - You think: Lammmmooo!
- Real meaning: Boo with you now die!
 - You thing: Something important.
- Real meaning: This is my grocery list so I will not forget to buy my girl tampons...
 - You think: Right here ->
- Real meaning: I'm with stupid ->
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friendofgunnar
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posted April 23, 2006 09:09 PM |
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heh heh jes kiddin
BTW I've known this guy for a while now and I'm like totally sure it means "I am a cretin"
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Guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted April 23, 2006 10:20 PM |
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Quote:
- Real meaning: You bastards! Who wants some go ahead just make a comment I'll tear your *** off!
It could also be when someone annoyingly tries to peep in the crack of your stall while you're conducting royal business on the throne.
Crazy stuff, TNT, crazy stuff.
-Guitarguy
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 23, 2006 10:26 PM |
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Crazy stuff made by crazy poster I guess ... Wait no I did not fart, I repeat I did not fart...
So what should I pick now , damn no offence GG wrong again! Maybe nope I hate Stevie Wonder...
Damn so what's left, maybe nope I had this picture in my head solved years ago oops now I farted I got to go to the bathroom fast now!
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Guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted April 23, 2006 10:49 PM |
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Quote:
- You think: WTF is that!?
- Real meaning: WTF is that!?
We should be getting a lot of these "DANGER: RADIATION" signs from members who gorge themselves with burrito and taco dinners. Again, another reason to be thankful that we're all not in the same room.
Val should add another smilie: a zipper being pulled down. Quite self explanatory.
-Guitarguy
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supersonic
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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted April 28, 2006 10:58 PM |
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A story:
I woke up (yawn)
I went to bathroom and changed my pants
surprise!
but I like the smell of it
I have no teeth!
Nah, joking, I brush them every day
ooohhhh.... yeah....
Going to work
That girl is hot!
She smells bad...
Going home, tired like a dog.
again.... oooooo....yeah.....
Ouch! It is in my eye! My eye will get pregnant!
I hate that
good night
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Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 02, 2006 02:35 PM |
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my secret owl call
no one knows its me
except the other secret person
over there
here is the conversation (which you can't understand because you're not as secretive as you'd like to be)
 (gunshot sound)
BANG shut the **** up damn birds!
 (bleeding and dying after getting accidentally shot)
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