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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Does this dress make me look fat?
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted August 08, 2004 07:32 PM

Quote:
Okay, here's the right thing to say.

She: Does this dress make me look fat?
He: What's a dress?

seems like the more approperiate question for you to ask would be "what´s a girl?"

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted August 08, 2004 07:35 PM

Typical tosser.

How about this?

She: Does this dress make me look fat?
He: What's fat?
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 03, 2006 07:31 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 20:03, 03 May 2006.

@REVIVED!

I have never thought that I would encounter this deadly question but it happened to me today.

Since today is independence day me and my friends got ready to go out to a pub. I was at my friends house when he and his girl were getting ready. Then the damn coward ran off and left me alone with her just as he knew the question was about to come and then it did ...

Her: "Does this dress makes me look fat?"

Two ideas popped in my mind, the famous one "no it is the fat that makes you look fat!" but I thought this is just too cruel, so I picked the second cause after all she is not MY girlfriend so what do I have to worry about other that just a couple of slaps and some pillow bashing, LoL.

Me: "How fat do you want to look...?"

To my amasement she just burst out laughing and pushed me out of the room to finish dressing herself. I was expecting to get mawled but no punching, slapping or biting came afterwards . So from now on I would stick with this one !!!
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