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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted July 30, 2002 03:03 PM |
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Newbie Help Room
Since a lot of newbies has been appearing these days (yes, I am one of them), with some doubts, and creating new threads to resolve them, creating more and more threads in the Tavern(that has already a lot of threads - a special thanks to RedSoxFan3 and Dar_Kraven and their useless threads) so i decided to create this thread for helping these nOObs.
Put your questions here and we will try to answer it.
Only a rule: NO FLAMERS!
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 30, 2002 03:52 PM |
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yeah I got one, how do I bring along my Own avatar?
I have an account at ranchoweb (a hosting site) if that helps any
cheers in advance
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 30, 2002 04:09 PM |
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yeah I got one, how do I bring along my Own avatar?
I have an account at ranchoweb (a hosting site) if that helps any
cheers in advance
Post an email to Valeriy with the avatar attached(valera@ihug.co.nz) and he will upload it for you.(Apparently )
It must be 2kb's or less and no bigger than the current avatars in pixels, around 64 by 74 or less.
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted July 30, 2002 04:20 PM |
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Well, first thing any newbie should learn is how to up his/hers post count very fast...
Easiest way is to create a second acount, we'll call it George II, then start a thread with first account. In it discuss with George II...
If you wanna quicker results, best thing is that you keep your posts short, like 'yes', 'no' or 'I'm so kewl('cool' word for cool)'. Only problem is that you have to login and logout every now and then but just look at the results - you can have up to 30 new posts in an hour, 30!!!, simply amazing...
Another way is that you make great new thread which will attract people. Greatest thing would be if two newbies gather in such a thread - they both need posts so one can replace other one's George II. You can forget about numerous logins and logouts!!! But the beauty is that your post count will go up with same acceleration...
I you don't know about what your thread should be about, don't worry, I'll give you some examples...
How about this?
I slept with Jennifer Lopez!!(proof inside)
What number is better?2 or 3?
or
How many movies did you see in your life?
Newbies, hope this helps. I wish you all happy boarding...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted July 30, 2002 08:26 PM |
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"YOur name should be"
Figure of speech
"mystierios"
You said you only act like a n00b
"elf magnet!"
Your name ends with elf
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LydiaElf
Known Hero
me?
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posted July 30, 2002 08:34 PM |
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""YOur name should be""
"Figure of speech"
I supposed so...
""mystierios""
"You said you only act like a n00b"
I may be a nOOb here, but I post in other forums so I've got the spirit 
""elf magnet!""
"Your name ends with elf "
it was the "magnet" part that made me wonder...
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Fac ut gaudeam
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted July 30, 2002 10:31 PM |
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even a n00b could tell you what i mean!
*encourage the n00bs* 
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted July 30, 2002 11:07 PM |
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I think i should change the name of the post to: "Newbie spam room". But it is OK, after all we are helping newbie to get their own avatar and greater status. As I am a newbie too i will participate. Starting:
Hi everyone!
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted July 30, 2002 11:15 PM |
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I'll be back when I have something to say
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 31, 2002 12:45 AM |
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Wich is.. never?
Hahaaaaa lalaaaa u foooo!
I wanna be supremme heeero
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LydiaElf
Known Hero
me?
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posted July 31, 2002 12:46 AM |
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Fac ut gaudeam
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 31, 2002 12:49 AM |
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Lets get some more Noobs in here!
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Oris
Tavern Dweller
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posted July 31, 2002 12:50 AM |
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No Smileys unless duckiless Moron tells you to smile little lady
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted July 31, 2002 01:04 AM |
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Everyone, please be nice, let smiles in the room thank you
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 31, 2002 01:04 AM |
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I dun think I like u Oris..
u r a meanie.. 
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 31, 2002 01:12 AM |
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Edited By: RMS on 30 Jul 2002
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Hey hey hey! This is supposed to be a helping place. If you don't need help or don't have anyone to help, then stop helping the post count in here increase.
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It lives to serve your needs, your wants. It is your friend, it will never turn it's back on you. It will always be there for you, when you need someone to discuss the latest gossip with, someone to help try on and pick your clothes, someone's shoulder that is always there for you to cry on. yes, isn't it wonderful? All that anyone could ever imagine, and it can be your's. Yes, your personal dream suite paradise can now be your's. You thought it was not possible, but it is! You can finally experience that euphoric sensation of pure bliss that you have always wanted but was out of your reach.
Call and order your Bob-o-matic now and you'll recieve a complimentary seat cushion as a token of our gratitude for wanting to share in this great new wave for the better of your house. No, not only that. Do it for your friends, family. Do it for your countr, the world, in the name of all humanity!
This is a limited time offer. Call now and order!
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This space for rent.
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LydiaElf
Known Hero
me?
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posted July 31, 2002 01:36 AM |
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what's that?? are we supposed to read it? all of it?
:sigh:
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Fac ut gaudeam
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 01:39 AM |
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Well, I was voted best newbie when I was a promising famous hero, so there is some truth in keeping the noob tag forever lol
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 31, 2002 01:44 AM |
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RMS, I'm awarding you an honorary mod only qp for that one.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 01:49 AM |
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RMS, I'm awarding you an honorary mod only qp for that one.
did you actually manage to read that?
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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