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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 31, 2002 01:50 AM |
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Have you seen some of my posts? The taco one, for instance? Of course I read it. I love that kind of vaguely randomized ramblings.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 01:53 AM |
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 31, 2002 02:00 AM |
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Pronunciation: 'par-&-"graf
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French & Medieval Latin; Middle French paragraphe, from Medieval Latin paragraphus sign marking a paragraph, from Greek paragraphos line used to mark change of persons in a dialogue, from paragraphein to write alongside, from para- + graphein to write -- more at CARVE
Date: 1525
1 a : a subdivision of a written composition that consists of one or more sentences, deals with one point or gives the words of one speaker, and begins on a new usually indented line b : a short composition or note that is complete in one paragraph
2 : a character (as ¶) used to indicate the beginning of a paragraph and as a reference mark
- par·a·graph·ic /"par-&-'gra-fik/ adjective
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 02:01 AM |
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 31, 2002 02:07 AM |
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Hey now. YOu heard what I said. There aren't any current questions, and obviously neither of you are newbies. Perhaps you are lost then? May I interest you in some fine quality maps instead?
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This space for rent.
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LydiaElf
Known Hero
me?
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posted July 31, 2002 02:13 AM |
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*runs away in terror*
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Fac ut gaudeam
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 31, 2002 02:20 AM |
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Quote:
I think i should change the name of the post to: "Newbie spam room". But it is OK, after all we are helping newbie to get their own avatar and greater status. As I am a newbie too i will participate. Starting:
Hi everyone!
Change the name or delete all this rubbish this will only confuse the noob's even more.
Surely there are enough threads around here to babble in?
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted July 31, 2002 10:50 AM |
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Are you new here? Ah, then you've come to the right person for information. I am, as a matter of fact, member of the local commitee.
Oh yes, of course, you're moving into the house on the hill. Then we will become neighbours, I live in the house on the opposite side of the road.
I can't remember who ever lived in that house. It was built before the first word war. It is said that there used to live jews in it during the second world war, but they had to run away.
It's a very beautiful house, with a large garden, and very modernly decorated. Quite strange for a house that has been there since the late fifties. It has been there from before the beginning of the 20th century and hasn't known any inhabitants for an even longer period of time. That's probably due to their difficult neighbours accross the street.
It's a weird couple. She, eh no he, has had his body reformed, he's a woman now. But he, eh I mean she, doesn't mind that at all because she's bisexual. There's also a silent rumour that she's a transvestite. But no one dares to say that out loud, for one can be sued for that in this street.
Their neighbours accross the road are very simple people. Actually, that's a huge understatement still. In fact, they are the shame of the neighbourhood. They live in a prefabricated house. Everything glass and concrete, ... and doors! Yes, their greatest hobby is collecting doors. How ordinary! I know how they can get all these doors, yeah. It's through their neighbours, the family Wal. It's at their house that the tragedy of the doorlocks has begun also, but I'll tell you more about that in a minute.
The Wal family, which are my neighbours, are dangerous individuals. They live in a submarine. They have a red goldfish. At first there was only one. Now, several months later, you can't walk on the street safely anymore past 8pm. They're everywhere! They observe and record, but never interfere... The family Wal are russians.
The Shake's live on the other side of the appartment block. They're cavemen. They live a simple life, but very comforable. In der Beschränkung siegt sich der Meister. Their cave is very roccoco, but not very cosy. They get bread on the shelf by cloning wheat.
On the opposite side of the road lives Polyphemos, he's a handicapped giant. He's an optician, but nobody dares to enter his house anymore. It is said that he's stealing eyes for the organ trade at the chinese black market. The head was still screaming when it rolled in a gulping bloodstream into the dust.
But you haven't heard me tell you that! Spread the word, spread the word! The inspector has arrived! Say it forth! ... You DO understand that anything I've told you is strictly confidential, right? But you are talking too much, go bother somebody else.
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~Vegetables don't spam~
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LydiaElf
Known Hero
me?
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posted July 31, 2002 02:40 PM |
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wow! :amazed:
aren't you the perfect neighbor?
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Fac ut gaudeam
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted August 01, 2002 08:17 PM |
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wow! :amazed:
aren't you the perfect neighbor?
Why thank you. And welcome, newer newbie!
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RainBow
Known Hero
Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
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posted August 02, 2002 02:37 AM |
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Hi guys well I'm kinda a noobie....and an occasional
spammer lol.......
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted August 02, 2002 03:14 AM |
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Can someone define
Tosser?
Tos?
Flammer?
I dont know if HC member ideas are intuned with eachothers.
We need FIRM definition! 
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted August 02, 2002 04:08 AM |
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Can someone define
Tosser?
Tos?
Flammer?
I dont know if HC member ideas are intuned with eachothers.
We need FIRM definition!
Difficult to explain in words. But from my experience (2 yellow stars/2 red stars - a lot, huh?) I could pick some members as a classic FLAMER/TOSSER. The first one, Andi(but he looks changed these days) and that **** Dear_Morons, and tosser, well, I have no idea what it means, but Sir_Stiven may know(he considered himself as a supreme tosser), so ask him.
Well, this is what I get. Since I registered here I saw no explanation of those terms, but I didnt saw explanation of OMG, or BTW, or ASAP, and I got its meaning(I have no idea what LMAO means).
And spam(that you didnt asked for) is what I am doing right know, writing a post that doesnt say anything, just to increase my post count, because if you notice, this entire post could have been summarized in one line:
"I have no idea!". But I wrote this whole thing just to disguise it.
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
Regular
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posted August 02, 2002 07:33 AM |
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LMAO!!
For future newbie reference.
LoL=laugh out loud
BrB=Be right back
LMAO= Laughin my *** off
ASAP=As soon as possible
BTW=By the way
OMG=Oh my god
After awhile, you dont have to know from experience.. It becomes an intuition =O
C-Y-L'Z
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted August 02, 2002 10:01 AM |
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Ready class?
Toss - to get up someones nose, to be a hinderance, cause annoyance, irritate, nark, take the piss.
Tosser - Pathetically lacking in force or effectiveness, someone who is regarded as contemptible or stupid, prat, he who tosses.
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted August 02, 2002 10:24 AM |
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what a aweful toss...best would be to make a welcome thread for all newbies, post pics of campfires and friendship there, so they feel "home" from the first day on...lol this is such a joke, noobs are there to be tossed on when they act dumb, nothing else
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted August 02, 2002 06:14 PM |
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best would be to make a welcome thread for all newbies, post pics of campfires and friendship there, so they feel "home" from the first day on...
It was the original idea, but then Nebuka come with his tossing/spamming ideas and this "THING" started.
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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Rhyanna
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Harpies!
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posted December 16, 2004 01:15 AM |
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HIHI!
i'm a noob. My name is pronounced Rhi-on-na.
Its kinda liek Rhiannon, the song by fleetwood mac.
wheeeeee pointless chatter...
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I can resist anything but temptation
- Oscar Wilde
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted December 16, 2004 01:54 AM |
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hi rhino, the anonymous alcoholic session is down that road... just follow the aculiastic smell
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Rhyanna
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Harpies!
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posted December 16, 2004 02:48 AM |
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hi rhino, the anonymous alcoholic session is down that road... just follow the aculiastic smell
Rhino?!
RHINO?!?!?!?! :'( -cry cry cry sob-
-chuckle- thats Rhyrhy to you.
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I can resist anything but temptation
- Oscar Wilde
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