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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!!
Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!! This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 · NEXT»
Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 09, 2002 07:10 PM

The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!!

Back due to popular demand, your favourite abusers of having no flood protect (no not Lith and Hexa, me and Bort) are back with our shiney happy spam show.  Marvel at the spamming ability.  Cringe at the flaming.  Burst into tears with agony as Bort does the "exotic feather dance".

Once in a lifetime spectacular returns... only at Heroes Community.






(The "Cat and Bort Show!" is a regestered trademark of some people somewhere random.  So don't use it.  Get your own damn name)
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 09, 2002 07:14 PM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 9 Nov 2002

Would it be a bad thing if I copied the entire idea, but replacing the names Cat and Bort with Woock and Norbert (yes, he's still here, though not present in the sig)?
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Yolk and God bless.
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 09, 2002 07:15 PM

Yes, Norbet would be taken from you by force and made into G.W.Bush's bathtime buddy.

Scared now...?
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 09, 2002 07:26 PM

Aha...this would be fun to watch...

If you're lucky, Hexa and Lith will join in the fun!
If you're even luckier, maybe Romana will join in the fun!
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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 09, 2002 07:29 PM

Damn you woman!  I thought we agreed it was going to be "The Bort show, starring Bort, with all proceeds going to Bort.*"  See!  This is what happens when you send a woman to the trademark office.
*Grumbles, then goes and gets (un)dressed for the feather dance number*






































































*Cat may have helped a little

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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 09, 2002 07:38 PM

Helped to take your clothes off perhaps? or helped by not helping
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 09, 2002 07:42 PM

Quote:
Yes, Norbet would be taken from you by force and made into G.W.Bush's bathtime buddy.

Scared now...?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M SO DARN SCARED I ACCIDENTALY PRESSED CAPS LOCK!!!
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Nebuka
Nebuka


Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
posted November 09, 2002 07:45 PM

Common already, entertain me.


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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 09, 2002 07:53 PM

"Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffanys
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're here to entertain you"

Queen - "Let Me Entertain You"
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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 09, 2002 07:58 PM

Entertain you?  Oh.  Yeah.  We did forget something, didn't we?  Um.  

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's...

Nope, nope, code of conduct, sorry, can't finish that one.

Um.

So a member of an ethnic minority, a member of another nationality and a member of a major world religion walk into a bar and...

No.  Code of conduct.

Bugger.





The Cat and Bort show has been placed on hiatus for retooling.

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andiangelsla...
andiangelslayer


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Famous Hero
posted November 09, 2002 07:59 PM

what if i make a thread "andis tosser show" ?
i bet as many would be bored than as they are when reading this...






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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 09, 2002 08:02 PM

I think you should make a thread like that.  Bring some life back to the community.

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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 09, 2002 09:14 PM

Ok wheres my bag of Tomatoes & that nice chocolate pie I made I know what I can do with those .

Or we can just go with some strawberries & champaign.
Yea so I cant spell it
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted November 09, 2002 09:15 PM

actually andi, on a serious note....I think i would like that...lol
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 09, 2002 10:14 PM

Surely the initials "CoC" in themselves present a witty double-entendre which we can spend many hours exploring...?

Hey Bort, how's your CoC today?
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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 09, 2002 10:17 PM

Hangin' to the right.

Okay, that wasn't clever, just crude.  Oh well.

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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 09, 2002 10:20 PM

maybe you should not take your medicine for a few days and see if the gags get any better...?
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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 09, 2002 10:24 PM

Well maybe we should just abandon the CoC causing people to gag line of humor and begin throwing cream pies at eachother.  Everybody likes watching people throw pies at one another.
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privatehudson
privatehudson


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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted November 09, 2002 10:48 PM

And there was me wondering how the hell cat got such a large post count here. Thanks for clearing that up
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 09, 2002 10:55 PM

Hmm... says the man who has more posts than me in 1/2 the time
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