Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Inn Uendo...
Thread: The Inn Uendo... This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · NEXT»
Oldtimer
Oldtimer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
posted November 16, 2002 07:30 AM

The Inn Uendo...

Once I came inside I knew I loved this place...

I know that you will like it, if you come too.

(But beware the bouncers, they don't like vulgar talk.)
____________
<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>

"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted November 16, 2002 07:53 AM

Very nice... I really like the looks of this place, very classy.  The last time i was out socially was at a tavern, full of tossers.. and they had me dancing on tables!

But this place has a certain.. 'je ne sais quoi'... i think i'll pull up a chair.

*slips the bouncer a $50, just in case *

Psst..Oldtimer, theres still a spot of soap behind your ear there!
____________
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted November 16, 2002 08:35 AM

Care if i come in?
____________
Never wear anything that panics
the cat.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 16, 2002 09:17 AM

I have not seen a tavern like this in awhile lol.
I'll take a soda
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted November 16, 2002 10:35 AM

The taverns era is my favorite HC era... I'll have a coke...
____________
I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Hexa
Hexa


Responsible
Legendary Hero
posted November 16, 2002 11:16 AM

Well since the zone seems to be dead at the moment (server down) I guess I can crash here for a while!@

Gimmy an herb tea will...have to calm these nerves!@

*mumbles in himself*
"Must play heroes online...Must play heroes online "
"Need my heroes fix".......
____________
If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted November 16, 2002 12:56 PM

"walks in the Inn"

...nice place, classy...

"looks around, spots a nice dark corner and smiles"

...now, what do I have to do to get a bottle of red wine?
____________
You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted November 16, 2002 04:11 PM

...and to think that I once thought that there were always too many of these inn/tavern things floating around.
____________
This space for rent.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
HeyYou
HeyYou


Known Hero
and beloved food provider.
posted November 16, 2002 07:12 PM

* quietly slips in unnoticed *

* takes a seat at the corner of the bar, orders a coke *
____________
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
~ Hanlon's Razor

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 16, 2002 07:16 PM

*A huge undead dwarf enters. He finds a free seat that would suit him, starts polishing his huge axe*

Hey, gimme a couple of roast griffins and a mug of bat blood beer, ok?
____________
Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 16, 2002 08:02 PM

*Suddenly, the dwarf starts singing*

"While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sand
While the waves crash in the sea and meet the land
While there's a wind and the stars and the rainbow
Till the mountains crumble in to the plain
Oh yes we'll keep on tryin'
Tread that fine line
Oh we'll keep on tryin' yeah
Just passing our time
While we live according to race, colour our creed
While we rule by blind madness and pure greed
Our lives dictated by tradition, superstition, false religion
Through the eons, and on and on
Oh yes, we'll keep on tryin'
We'll tread the fine line
Oh oh we'll keep on tryin'
Till the end of time
Till the end of time

Through the sorrow all thorugh our splendour
Don't take offense at my innuendo

You can be anything you want to be
Just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be
Be free with your tempo, be free be free
Surrender your ego - be free, be free to yourself

Oooh, ooh -
If there's a God or any kind of justice under the sky
If there's a point, if there's a reason to live or die
If there's an answer to the questions we feel bound to ask
Show yourself - destroy our fears - release your mask
Oh yes we'll keep on trying
Hey tread the fine line
Yeah we'll keep on smiling yeah
And whatever will be - will be
We'll just keep on trying
We'll just keep on trying
Till the end of time
Till the end of time
Till the end of time"

Can you guess what song that was?
____________
Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted November 16, 2002 08:10 PM

Quote:
Don't take offense at my innuendo
this line is really helpful when searching for the answer
____________
I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted November 16, 2002 09:07 PM

OK what is the house special on drinks?
____________
Never wear anything that panics
the cat.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
bort
bort


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 16, 2002 10:06 PM

Ummm bartender, there's a dead griffon on your pool table.

(and while we're at it, 20 pints of Boddingtons, though it's not Friday night.  Then it's outside for a fight!)
____________
Drive by posting.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted November 17, 2002 09:51 AM

bartender, I'll take a blow job, butter nipple and a sex on the beach! PLease!!



get your mind out the gutter they are drinks!!
____________
Never wear anything that panics
the cat.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 17, 2002 09:56 AM

I'll take the same but opposite of the Job
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted November 17, 2002 10:00 AM

LMAO
____________
Never wear anything that panics
the cat.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted November 18, 2002 02:29 PM

*Ambles in and slides up to the bar*

"Romana just told me about a this nightmare she had.  She said there was this horrible half-man, half-beast coming at her and she didn't know which way to turn..."

"Anyway, what are the specials?"
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 18, 2002 03:45 PM

*pops by with a cup of milkshake from other tavern*

*bouncer chases dragon away, pointing to sign "no outside food and drinks allowed"*
____________
<<<Hy
peractive Do not touch.
Highly Psychotically Poetic.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
bjorn190
bjorn190


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
posted November 18, 2002 03:49 PM

*Bjorn190 bribes bouncer*

Whisper: "NEéxt time he come here.. U GRAB!! TUAPAI!"

(gotta catch em all)

*follows Tuapai air dragon track*

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0454 seconds