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Lord_Woock
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posted April 02, 2003 12:19 PM |
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Sure there is. And I didn't have to hmm to know it.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
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posted April 03, 2003 12:18 AM |
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More Wierd Facts: Did you know...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
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want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 03, 2003 02:26 AM |
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I confess, I confess.
Tried to lick my elbow after the first fact.
I might have an explanation for the aliens bylaw. At the time, the Communist block was the other major power in space and perhaps the US government feared that they would use that technology to pretend to be aliens and thereby infiltrate the American society or extract information (there would be a good chance that a number of citizens would be willing to help aliens if they promised to bring peace to the world).
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Perception is everything.
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silx87
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posted April 04, 2003 03:25 PM |
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lolMarelt
Fortunately I read ur post before trying to do it.So I thought I'm gonna be among those few who don't even try
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I
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posted April 04, 2003 05:09 PM |
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And hear this:
Some Japanese tried to commit suicide.He tried to done it before but someone saved him. So to be certain that he'll not survive. He tied one end of a rope over his neck, second one to a rock (a heavy one). Drunk a bottle of rat poison, and took a gun to shoot head. He jumped from a bridge and.......
When jumped, he fired. Bullet shot the rope. And he fell into the water. He drunk much of cold water and which made him give back the poison (don't know how to write it).
He died in hospital. The water was a little bit to cold for him.
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ToxicSheep
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keepin it gangsta
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posted April 05, 2003 03:11 AM |
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whoa...well he committed suicide.
i don't know who said it but month and tenth don't rhyme. well, they sort of rhyme, but it's not a perfect rhyme.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 05, 2003 04:49 AM |
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Quote: Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
ROFL
guilty as charged...although i got really close this one time now...
now i even can lick the skin on my elbow if i pull it alittle upwards...
although now me arms hurts so much i have really big problems typing this lol
Nah most of these facts i knew alrdy but some are really interesting...
funny thread.
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RMS
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posted April 05, 2003 06:02 AM |
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Quote: 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
...would anyone happen to know what the warranty is for this in the photocopier policies?
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 05, 2003 06:18 AM |
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The Warranty does not include any damage caused by the forces of gravity, including the gravitational force experienced by the photocopier during the copying of a person's behind. However, if within a year of purchase, the photocopier is taken to outer space and is damaged during the process of photocopying a person's behind while the photocopier was outside of the gravitational field of any planet, star, astroid or comet, then all repairing costs will be made by the company.
This was a part of those sections in the warranties that no one ever reads.
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I
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posted April 06, 2003 12:26 PM |
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Check dis out:
Some guy, while driving home, saw a "fine shaped girl" (not a hor). She was giving some signs with a lighter. But since It was raining He didn't see what was she doing. Astonished he drove closer to her. She understood that she was drying her hair with it.
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and another one. Mom took her baby to a park. She took honey & started to smear her babys cheek with it. And then took a camera and hide in bushes (without the baby) Someone saw that and asked her what she was doing. She answered:
-I want to be ready when bear comes to lick my babys cheek. Qewl idea huh?
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Yoghurt!
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Dingo
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posted September 17, 2003 04:57 AM |
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By nameing this thread "Something u dont want to know!" You make it impossible for me not to open it.
Yeah I admit it I also tried to lick my elbow
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arachnid
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posted September 18, 2003 12:39 AM |
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the duck not having an quack echo is actually an urban legend ,they do.
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Dingo
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posted January 16, 2004 12:56 AM |
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I once saw this one chick shallow her tongue. It looked scary.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted January 16, 2004 01:34 PM |
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My friend can dislocate his shoulder, making it possible for him to lick his elbow. Therefor the statement "It is impossible to lick your elbow" is false
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RedSoxFan3
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posted January 16, 2004 04:12 PM |
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Vycka1234
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posted January 19, 2004 08:45 PM |
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Sometwhere i heard about a japanese guy, and yes ducks quack echos..... heeeeee..... i tried licking my elbow it resulted what my hand hurts
Edit: I will never shake hands anymore
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IYY
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posted February 05, 2004 02:41 AM |
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Quote: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
This is actually incorrect. Urban legend.
Quote: Interesting....... either women masterbate more, or they don't wash their hands afterwards often
May have something to do with men emmiting a lot more substance that demands immediate cleaning.
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Khaelo
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posted February 05, 2004 04:09 AM |
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Edited By: Khaelo on 4 Feb 2004
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Uh, Dingo? The white stuff that emerges from ham would be semi-solid fat, not maggots. Still gross, but not unsanitary. No one claims ham as a health food, anyway.
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icydragon
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posted February 05, 2004 05:15 AM |
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how this
how do u get a picture on your thing
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Dingo
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posted February 05, 2004 05:26 AM |
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Quote: Uh, Dingo? The white stuff that emerges from ham would be semi-solid fat, not maggots. Still gross, but not unsanitary. No one claims ham as a health food, anyway.
Oh, well I heard it from someone... This is good news I guess, now I can eat ham again!
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