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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: I Rule The World
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 27, 2004 06:21 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 27 Jan 2004

I Rule The World

For those of you who are familiar with Let's Have War. This thread is similar. Everyone will create a character. You can make up as many abilities as you want without restrictions. Ridiculous one's are strongly recommended.

Btw, this thread is supposed to be funny. So don't be TOO serious about conquering everything.

Well anyway. There is this world called RedSoxFan3's Planet and it's ruled by me, RedSoxFan3. I have many wonderful abilities. First of all, I have the power to change any thing in this thread. I call it the Mod Tool Edit ability. Not many people can get this one. Another one of my abilities is fairly useless, but is something that everyone always wants. I can manifest toilet paper after you run out while you are sitting on the Throne. Trust me this ability gets good leverage when you are negotiating over land.

Some more awesome, but impractical abilities that I have are...

Reverse the direction of gravity in a confined area around a woman wearing a skirt.

Shapeshift into a pigeon and crap on your head.

Lay chicken eggs.


So like I said. I have managed to rule this world due to a lack of competition. But beware, I will tempt you with wonderful offers, like manifesting toilet paper in a public bathroom, when your all out.
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Go Red Sox!

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 27, 2004 06:28 AM

I am Leprechaun Man.
I embody all things Irish.
I can wear 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' T-shirts and not look corny.
I can drink anyone under the table.
I can vomit at will.

Top o' the Mornin' to ye all.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 27, 2004 06:30 AM
Edited By: Shadowcaster on 27 Jan 2004

Well, I have the power to create new powers for myself. Right now, I can turn all vegetables into chocolate, turn invisible, fly, teleport, and become a dragon at any time. Oh, and one more thing: I am a summoner and can summon as much of whatever I want to come and help me in my journey.
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>_>

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 27, 2004 10:59 AM

I am invulnerable and can irreversibly desintegrate as much of anything or anyone I want.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Deimos
Deimos


Known Hero
LHW Paladin
posted January 27, 2004 02:37 PM

I am a Magog. I hold all the powers of Fire and Ice. I can make anything freeze, or I can make anything burn. I have foot-long indestructable claws, and I am immune to special abilities.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.

By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.

Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.

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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


Famous Hero
The John of Spades
posted January 27, 2004 03:01 PM

I be da BoogieMon, and I be havin da powa of mah accent, mon.

Oh, and some Voodoo Magic.
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The BoogieMan wrote ... and saw that it was good.

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 27, 2004 03:26 PM

Uh-oh. Looks like some new competition arrived. I might need some more appeasing powers than just the toilet paper manifestation.
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pietjebell
pietjebell


Promising
Known Hero
positive
posted January 27, 2004 06:17 PM

ill be the shadow man..
Never clear 2 see him comming (mhuuwhahaa etc.)

I can twist AND shout
I can see spiderwebs in your room
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BOOT: what U give yur computer to start

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 27, 2004 06:18 PM

HA!  I am thee great insane one.  Just one look...ONE LOOK, is all it takes and I will go completly mad taking eveything and everyone down with me.  I can also randomly stutter out nonsence to give a headache to and slow my opponents.
So, to start, I will ask everyone a question...
What really came first, the polar bear driving the automatic washing mashine or why did the chicken cross the other side?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 27, 2004 06:21 PM

The third to the right of the left one.
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 27, 2004 06:58 PM

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you....
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 27, 2004 08:51 PM

In all fairness it's probably true me boy. Here have a guiness.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted January 27, 2004 09:20 PM

Feel My True Power

I am the god of my own castle.
From inside my castle I designate all presidents of the world to which they will all write laws giving me full diplomatic immunity from such things as:
1. listening to preachers
2. paying for basic cable
3. threats from tyrannous leaders and dictators
4. watching commercials
5. paid trips to amusement parks(full admittance, rides, food consumption within park boundaries must be free)
6. paid internet providers(subscription must be free and subsequent usage too)
7. dirty socks and underwear
8. bad smells(except when sitting in a jaquzzi)
9. extreme hot or cold weather
10. nuclear weapons(exempt from all weapons)
11. itching, coughing, sneezing, dandruff
12. all physical illnesses and diseases
13. bad jokes
14. tripping
15. broken bones
16. changing diapers
17. horrendous evil-incarnate radishes, beets, and other such poisonous vegetables
18. bad hair
19. bad teeth
20. pants that are too small and tight

In addition to all these exemptions my castle will consist of only two rooms.

Room#1: Game room(with everything a gamer could possibly want)

Room#2: Jaquzzi recliners(revolutionary invention) in front of a television that has access to all channels and radio stations. Beside each recliner sits a food replicator that operates by the voice command of the adjacent recliner. Restroom trips are handled by the revolutionary jaquzzi recliners.

The castle itself has no weaknesses and cannot be breached in any capacity. Entrance to said castle can only be gained by paying hommage to it's King(that's me). Hommage will only be accepted through the telling of a good joke. ie: if I laugh you're in

The rest of the planet will be run as normal by the appointed presidents I selected. Appointed presidents will pull their heads out of their butts daily. All wars will be waged through the Tournament of Honor website. Victors recieve a pat on the back. Losers get nothing. Trips to other planets will be allowed.
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 27, 2004 09:41 PM

Quote:
if I laugh you're in


Do past laughs count?
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>_>

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 28, 2004 01:14 AM

Quote:
Restroom trips are handled by the revolutionary jaquzzi recliners.


So how exactly do these work? I mean wouldn't you be lying in your own ****? I much prefer the old method. What's better than the good old Log Whirlpool? It's truely the greatest place of enlightenment on the planet. I bet that reclining Jacuzzi idea came from someone who was sitting on the pot.

If you ever have a difficult choice to make just sit down on the toilet. In fact, I think that we should hold all discussions and debates in individual bathrooms. There will be a speaker and microphone in everyroom. The advancement of technology will be sped up to twice the speed at which it's increasing right now.

You are probably thinking why the toilet is such a great place to think?

1.) It's quiet.

2.) There are few distractions.

3.) It's a good place to relax.

And now for something that is a bit abstract and my personal theory.

4.) You are not only purging of all chemical waste, but also all of your mental waste as well. Yes, that's right. When you are comfortably purging the waste from your body you are also relieving stress. This focuses and clears your mind for insightful thought.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 28, 2004 01:18 AM

It's especially relaxing after a night on the guiness!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 28, 2004 02:44 AM

I agree.  I do all my quiet reading on the pot.  Oh but that's not all.  I recently got one of those Gameboy Advance SP's and this new Final Fantacy Tactics game for it.  When I'm stuck on a mission I head for the bathroom.
Believe it or not, I do often think best when I'm on the pot or falling asleep.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 28, 2004 05:29 AM

Well, I didn't say that everyone should ignore trying to rule the world. Hmmm. I think I'll create a new ability.

This ability will be super-non-special. This ability will kill Deimos. It's super-non-special, because he is immune to special abilities. I call it, the Super-Non-Special Slay Deimos Ability.

RSF kills Deimos.

That's a good start.

Looks down at the Deimos' corpse and talks to it.

Want some toilet paper?
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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 28, 2004 05:36 AM

Shadowcaster teleports next to RSF and Deimos, turns invisible, and pulls out a stick of broccoli. It looks like the vegetable is just floating there.

"I am the great god of broccoli, bow before me."

Confused, RSF does as the broccoli says.

"Now, leave all your money here and go somewhere else, or I will smite you."
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>_>

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 28, 2004 05:48 AM

RSF gets up to take a closer look at the broccoli. He stands up and bumps into the invisible Shadowcaster. RSF is confused

Thinks to himself:
What the hell? This is weird. Wait a minute. There's only one person that can be invisible and that's Shadowcaster.

RSF lays a huge pile of chicken eggs in a few seconds. He then starts hucking them as fast and hard as he can in the general direction of the broccoli. A few of them hit Shadowcaster, showing somewhat of an outline.

Just as I thought. Nice try Shadowcaster.
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Go Red Sox!

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