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Wolfman
Responsible
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Insomniac
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posted December 08, 2003 04:23 AM |
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How would the Chaos Party ever beat us? 
Secretly starts rallying troops in another province
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 08, 2003 05:26 PM |
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the God of Spam comes to RedSox and hisses
"ressssurrect me and I sssshall grant you grrreat powerrrssss..."
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 08, 2003 05:28 PM |
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sounds a little too strong, Dingo. May I make a small change. I'd like it to only be a temporary death.
RSF: Well, Wolfman we've arrived.
Wolfman: Huh?
RSF: Oh that's right I forgot to tell you that our fort is camouflaged.
*walks over to a bush and picks it up revealing a door*
Wolfman: WOW! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS THERE?
RSF: I would have never known.
*shows him inside*
This is the only way into our fort. There are dozens of these hidden entrances.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted December 08, 2003 10:41 PM |
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This is really something!
Sends the info to the secret armies of Chaos
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 08, 2003 11:58 PM |
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Quote:
You guys ignoring me, eh? I quit 
*RSF walks inside with Wolfman and the priests right behind him*
RSF: Here you can see our defensive strategies at its finest. When this place is fully armed. This long tunnel will be easy to defend. It's nearly impossible to fight your way through this defense. If you look above you will see several holes in the walls. Down about 50 yards there are smaller tunnels that lead up to all these holes. Men with bows and any type of missile weapon will sit up here and shoot men as they come in. As another defense we have setup devices that will drop boulders onto the men as they come in as well. This way if they are prepared for the arrows, the boulders will surely knock them unconscious. We have several reinforced doors along the tunnels as a barracade. This allows us to attack them with arrows as they try to break down the doors. These doors are very difficult to break down as it is hard to get a ramrod into the tunnel in the first place. Not to mention all the twists and turns we have put into the tunnel to make manuveuring that much more difficult. There are also hidden nooks and crannies where groups of 8 to 10 men can hide and give a surprise attack on the enemy. I don't know if they could push through one of these tunnels with an army of 5,000. Not only would you have to break down 9 or 10 sets of doors, but also lead your men through tunnels of nearly half a mile long under the constant bombardment of arrows.
If you look up again, you will see dozens of crossbows fastened to the ceiling. With the single pulling of a crank in one of the tunnels. All of these can be set off at once. Taking down dozens of men.
Here you will see our final defense. This one is truly an ingenious idea. We have created a plumbing system. As you can see there are steps that go down about 10 to 15 feet here. And finally the ceiling drops down here, then goes back up. We can flood this area forcing the enemy to swim underwater for about 10 yards. As they surface they will be under bombardment of arrows. Eventually the dead bodies would clog up the tunnel at this point. Eventually the enemy would be forced to retreat. So basically I don't expect anyone to break through our defenses.
I forgot to tell you that have made this entire fort out of stone and mortar that way the tunnels cannot be set of fire unlike wood.
And here we are at the center of our fort. It's nice isn't it? Here is our cafeteria. We serve all different kinds of spam here. This is really why the new version is better. All those Chaos people just try to eat it plain. Bah! What do they know? I mean sure it's not as good plain, but the old kind had no versatility that this new spam has and it's certainly not disgusting like they make it out to be.
Ahh the Temple. Here we go. Let's set up our ceremonies to revive our beloved God of Spam.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted December 09, 2003 01:03 AM |
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Wow, some set-up you have here, very impressive. But how does the God of Spam pick sides? Isn't he the God of all spam?
relays all the plans of the fortress to the secret armies of Chaos
starts planning ways to get around defenses
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 09, 2003 06:49 AM |
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I thought I would assume that the Chaos party hated the God of Spam in the first place, especially after the founders of the Party hated how he changed spam.
One of the Priests walks up to RSF and says:
"We have nearly completed the ceremony. The final step is a human sacrifice."
RSF: *looks at Wolfman, and smiles maniacally*
The doors suddenly close trapping Wolfman in the fort.
RSF: Sieze this man! He will be our sacrifice to revive our beloved God of Spam.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted December 09, 2003 12:06 PM |
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"Dragon Slayer walks up to the well constructed fortress and knocks on the large sturdy doors."
Is anybody home???
"With Dragon Slayers new crystalized steel and black dragon scale coated armour that he bought from the ROSM, he is more than a match for any warrior and a wizzards magic wont even harm him
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 09, 2003 04:54 PM |
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(OOC: ok, I won't leave then  )
One of the priests seems to be trying hard to concentrate on something, and then says "Our God wants us to get on with the ritual"
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Yolk and God bless.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted December 09, 2003 09:02 PM |
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quickly builds a foot think wal of earth around himself and digs his way to freedom with his powerful earth magic
HA! Not quite quick enough there RSF!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 10, 2003 12:19 AM |
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Sprints after him. Digging through the dirt wall and follows the tunnel the Wolfman leaves behind.
"Damn! He's gone! That's okay we didn't need a human sacrifice anyway!"
RSF crawls back through the hole into his fort. Once he's there he pours concrete into the hole to patch it up. He then orders all floors, walls, and ceilings to be reinforced with 3 feet of concrete.
A priest notifies RSF that the King has been revived and brings him into the Temple.
RSF: Ah. Your Majesty. Let me bring you to our wonderful throne room.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 10, 2003 02:07 AM |
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The only thing that can stop me is my summoner. I am a fire elemental that revolted. My summoner's soul is in the Inferno. Unless you want to go there, I can't be stopped. BTW I can set anything on fire, even if it's inflamable. I can set water on fire. I can set spam demons on fire. I can set the whole universe on fire if I had a good Armageddon's Blade.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 10, 2003 02:09 AM |
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Ahhh! Here is your throne room... We're still working on it. But as you can see the parts that are done look fantastic. Like the throne itself. I handcrafted this chair myself. Made it in about 10 minutes. Sit down.
Woock: *sits down and falls asleep almost immediately*
RSF: Just came back from the dead and he's sleeping already. I thought he'd be more excited than that.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 10, 2003 02:22 AM |
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*mvassilev bursts in the room* *puts sword to the king's neck* First, give me a good Armageddon's Blade. Then, give your powers to me. Then, take your posessions and run to where I can't see you. If I see you again, you will die. Any questions? And I have an ultimate fire shield around me, so you can't come near me.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 10, 2003 03:19 AM |
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RSF: Throw dirt on him.
Dozens of soldiers throw dirt on Msvslelev. The Fire Elemental is extinguished down to a few warm embers. The embers of Msellesv are then stored in a jar to contain this elemental being. Several priests cast magical dampening spells on the jar so it is immune to mselvessev's powers. Sends out a messenger telling the Chaos people that their newest ally is now being held captive.
OOC: You are too powerful. You must give restrictions to your powers or I will make them for you just as I have here. And you can't just say that you are immune to dirt or magical dampening spells by priests. You cannot simply appear out of nowhere. This is not one of your powers. Also a fire elemental is pretty hard to miss. To all of a sudden burst into the room being immune to everything is too powerful. Give restrictions to your powers.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 10, 2003 03:24 AM |
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My powers also include teleporting. *clones walk in* *they bust the jar* *returns to holding the blade*
OOC: My powers can only be restricted by my summoner, who is in the Inferno. Everyone in the Inferno supports the Chaos party of spam.
Edit: My master is not on my side. His soul is imprisoned in the inferno, and the ppendant that he needs to control me is in the fort of chaos. I am not all-powerful.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 10, 2003 03:33 AM |
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I will ignore that last post until we can get some moderation in this thread.
I would like some moderators to make sure the rules are being followed accordingly, because mvasseliv is too powerful and any effort to stop his actions are immediately countered not through creative posting or by an end result in stalemate, but by saying that the last post is incorrect. For example, saying that his only restrictions are from his allies. That is BS. I tried to give him restrictions, but he simply made a post that told me I was wrong. This thread is not supposed to be a game of yelling "I win!" and "No! You lose! I win!"
I think I have a solution to resolve this problem. I will create a new thread in Glade. This will be an OOC Thread of this one. Any arguements over what happens will take place there. All powers and restrictions of powers must be given in that thread and all players must agree to each characters powers until they are used in this thread. But be reasonable. This shouldn't be a place to fight over who has what powers. Please be responsible about this.
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=10798
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted December 10, 2003 07:34 AM |
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Please follow the rules set in this thread.
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 10, 2003 02:15 PM |
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The King raises his head slightly and growls:
"Sacrifice someone! No matter who, the more energetic the better! That fire person will do."
The King remains silent for a moment and then smiles and says
"And do you remember the Worldwide Equal Mights law? The too strong are not allowed to attack and the too weak are not allowed to be attacked. Since I was revived only a short while ago, if you dare attack me you will be wanted here, in your Inferno place, and anywhere else you might go."
The King ssnows and falls asleep
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 11, 2003 01:06 AM |
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