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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Sour Ram Testicles Throwers HQ
Thread: Sour Ram Testicles Throwers HQ This thread is 20 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 · «PREV / NEXT»
TitaniumAlloy
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posted July 14, 2008 02:02 PM

no i like Eugen's post like VW or OSM color etc I just wasn't a fan of everyone creating their own because it defeats the point of them which is to join a faction type thing.

I've gotten over that now dw
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posted July 14, 2008 02:08 PM

Okay so I've seen both your throws, one was average and the other was soooo beyond the line of lameness that that line became a dot... Young n00b throwers you have much to learn, when you throw a testicle at a 2 paragraph post you should not use half a page to explain the reason it has to be seen right away by the naked eye, so without further blah the winner of this week and the new CORPORAL is... Lexxan!!

New week is ahead of us and Lexxan is up for another duel against his archenemy Darkshadow, let's see what shadow can do.

Your ammo for the week is ready, now scram.

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posted July 14, 2008 02:11 PM
Edited by william at 14:11, 14 Jul 2008.

Bah. *Steals and throws a Testicle at TNT*
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posted July 14, 2008 02:13 PM

lol
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posted July 14, 2008 03:14 PM

Today at 14:00 GMT the first meeting of the SRTT HQ personel took place at the HQ war room. The results that were decided during that meeting were just shocking and will be forever carved in the history books, after consulting my first officer it was clear to the both of us that Pandora should get a testicle thrown at her for this post:

"Vokial, you should know better - go back and read HQ."

Vokial already got a father, he does not need a mother too.

So Major TA was immidiately sent to Canada to bring back a crate containing exclusive canadian moose testicles. 6 hours after, the testicle was thrown.
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posted July 14, 2008 03:19 PM
Edited by radar at 17:11, 14 Jul 2008.

I think you should install an anti-peanut defensive turret on your HQ Tina.
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posted July 14, 2008 04:36 PM

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Vokial already got a father, he does not need a mother too.

Shows how much you know...

First of all Vokial doesn't have a father, he has a daddy!
And Pandora is Vokial's aunt, so the only one deserving a testicle here is you!

Oh, and:

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posted July 14, 2008 05:02 PM

*Installs anti-peanut device at HQ*

*Uninstalls anti-peanut device*

*Buys elephant*
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posted July 14, 2008 05:48 PM

Quote:
*Installs anti-peanut device at HQ*

*Uninstalls anti-peanut device*
Yeah you won't need it anyway because the SRTTHQ isn't something Peanut worthy
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posted July 14, 2008 05:58 PM
Edited by radar at 18:01, 14 Jul 2008.

Offensive uranium-filled peanuts is another case
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posted July 14, 2008 06:05 PM

Quote:
Quote:
*Installs anti-peanut device at HQ*

*Uninstalls anti-peanut device*
Yeah you won't need it anyway because the SRTTHQ isn't something Peanut worthy

Quote:
a peanut is awarded to TNT for his lame, but admitedly mildly amusing attempt to copy our great institution.

Do you really wanna tie the testicle leader board?
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posted July 14, 2008 06:31 PM

Maybe you should throw a few at MightyMage, just because he said he's bored - and dodging them could keep him busy for a while
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VokialBG
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posted July 14, 2008 06:35 PM

Thanks Geny, for describeing part of my HC story
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posted July 15, 2008 02:27 PM

Uh oh

The testicle artillery seems to have failed



*runs to the SRTTHQ bomb shelter*
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Asheera
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posted July 16, 2008 08:47 PM

I think GenieLord should get a SRT thrown at him for this post and leaving HC. He didn't even say why!

(I didn't want to offend GL or anyone with this, if it's offensive I'm sorry and ignore it please)
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posted July 17, 2008 09:29 AM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 09:31, 17 Jul 2008.

Yeah I was undecided about that one.

By suggesting it you've helped me make up my mind.



It won't be getting a testicle.




We don't want your suggestions, civilians!
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posted July 17, 2008 08:57 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 20:59, 17 Jul 2008.

hmm

<*takes the Special Testicle Splitching Katana*>
I'll throw my testicle at two persons in this thread
<*splitches Testicles*>
So congrats with your two testicles *drum rolls* Gootch and Violent_Flower. Please bicker outside HC next time!

<*throws the testiclehalves at VF and The Gootch*>



(really, no offence, but it really annoyed me )
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posted July 18, 2008 02:54 PM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 14:55, 18 Jul 2008.

Lexxan, lexxan, lexxan. *lights up a cigar*

When we throw a dog a bone, we don't want the dog to then go and split the bone up and sell it to other dogs and make a profit creating some kind of dog-bone economy in which the dog-bone fragment is legal tender and the original dog entrepeneur has a monopoly and becomes rich and............



What I'm trying to say is, you were given the special privelage of throwing one testicle.

You threw two.

Bad, bad form.
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posted July 18, 2008 06:56 PM

Am I allowed to throw testicle to lexxan? for not understanding the most basic testicle rule:You can't Split SRTs that are for training!If you do, they will blow on your face.
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posted July 19, 2008 03:07 AM

Answer to Darkshadow: No.





*Throws a sour backhand slap ram's testicle at Galev*

For his post in THIS

Quote:
Peanut, Peanut!!! Or whatever wittiness deserves.

I bow to your unquestionable sense of humour.

For exploding in praise over what is probably the 30-something-th rehash of an old VW joke
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