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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 09:32 PM |
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Elvin's Punishment
The room is finally ready 
After Elvin proved himself to be a little boobin tease, the task of finding a suitable punishment for him came to me. I think I've got it now.
First, I found a dark room in the Dimension Gates - and lined the walls with spam. I turned the heat way up so that the spam could truly ripen, not enough to begin to rot - but just enough that the stench would certainly seep into anything it came into contact with.
Then I called the spambots, and sent them in one by one - as Cynthia4love passed by, I let her know that Elvin loved her too.
I called up guitarguy and asked him if I could borrow some of his clothes - he was uncertain, but when i promised it would benefit him too - he let me have his favorite outfit.
I called some of the infamous crusaders against the infidels (and all their clones) and let them know that Elvin was looking to be converted - and I let them in the room too.
I rigged up thousands of donuts so that they would hang from the ceiling, and hired a needy little QP hunter to monitor the room, and pull the donuts just out of Elvin's reach every time he went for one. (I promised the kid a Qp for his hard work)
I told KD that Elvin really wanted to learn more about the Settlement - and then I let KD in the room too.
Because I did not want Elvin to actually starve, I did leave him some soup - but it was alphabet soup with ONLY R's , S's and F's in it - and it was ice cold.
Finally, I had to find a way to get Elvin away from his fanclub, so I sent him an HCM telling him to meet me to discuss an urgent matter. When he arrived, I gave him a donut laced with a sleeping drug and proceeded to make up some silly story to entertain him until he passed out.
Now you're probably wondering why I wanted Guitarguy's clothes? This is where it comes in, I hired another n00b to strip Elvin and change him into a guitarguy outfit, before dragging him in the room.
Right before I closed the door - I told William that I found where guitarguy had been hiding, passed Wily a wet towel - and let him in the room too.
So now the punishment has been doled out - and Elvin is stuck in my room of doom until he meets the one requirement for his release.
On a table in the back of the room lies a manuscript for a 2000 page novel written by Antipaladin and Aculias. Elvin must proofread it so that it is grammatically correct, and free of spelling errors.
Once that's done, he may leave 
That should teach him never to be a boobin tease again.
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Lexxan
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posted September 03, 2008 09:34 PM |
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I told KD that Elvin really wanted to learn more about the Settlement - and then I let KD in the room too.
Oh Man Pan, that's just cruel... That's why I like you 
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Because I did not want Elvin to actually starve, I did leave him some soup - but it was alphabet soup with ONLY R's , S's and F's in it - and it was ice cold.
ROFLMAO
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
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posted September 03, 2008 09:35 PM |
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On a table in the back of the room lies a manuscript for a 2000 page novel written by Antipaladin and Aculias. Elvin must proofread it so that it is grammatically correct, and free of spelling errors.
This is total pwnage
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Lexxan
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posted September 03, 2008 09:38 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:39, 03 Sep 2008.
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I think Pan is jealous if Elvin's Attantion. Maybe we should give her some (and a peanut maybe, after she got a SRT as well)
<*pats pan on the back, only to rebuke because of her staring glare which pierces through the back of her head in my Eyes, making me all fearing an panicky*>
Was it the SRT, the pat, who knows? anyway...
<*Covers QPs and runs for it*>
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antipaladin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:40 PM |
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you froget to mention, the idea of making elvin put in a class room studying the REAL h5 startgyes by Lucj.
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DagothGares
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posted September 03, 2008 09:41 PM |
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It is, in fact, physically impossible...
It's like saw V... but worse... With actual pain...
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Elvin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:44 PM |
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Holy cow that was cruel..
You let KD regale me with tales from his settlement and now I have to proofread..? Ugh I suppose I was asking for it, no hard feelings. After all we all know that you adore me 
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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 09:47 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 21:48, 03 Sep 2008.
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Doh, you've taken it too well! I should have been more cruel...
I was just too grossed out to make a carpet out of RSF's dirty sox stitched together with FoG's nipple hair, and even the those with the longest floodprotect wouldn't take a QP bribe.
Now get back to proofreading, there's no way you're done yet 
lol Lexxan, I'm not jealous, i don't like attention - the kind I get is usually bad 
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Adrius
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posted September 03, 2008 09:47 PM |
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No sort of paranoia could have made Elvin see this coming, awesome
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Elvin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:49 PM |
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Actually I was thinking about it this evening. But torture on such massive scale.. No the specific ones I could not have seen coming. Hey look there's a boobin!
*runs off*
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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 09:50 PM |
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I'm glad you approve
I hope Geny finds it suitable, he trusted me with a big job here 
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Elvin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:54 PM |
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Big job huh?
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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 09:54 PM |
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*gasps*
There had better be a boobin, because if there isn't I'll have to com up with a way to double the punishment...
I'm sure I can whip up something... perhaps an maze of quotes within quotes within quotes...
Maybe I could manage to get some sour rams testicles and room temperature beer involved...
I could ask Valeriy really nicely to add you as a moderator in the Other Side....
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Elvin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:56 PM |
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Uh oh she got wind of it. *Hides in the cupboard* Dammit there is a skeleton in here.
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antipaladin
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posted September 03, 2008 09:58 PM |
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What is tis boobin you speak off? who is himmm?
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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 09:58 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 22:06, 03 Sep 2008.
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Maybe I need to blend the sour ram's testicles with the room temperature beer, top it off with some spam cubes and call it a VW delight
I'll serve it with a pink umbrella, so that when Aculias sees it, he strips down to a pink thong and tries to wrestle you for it
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GenieLord
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posted September 03, 2008 10:09 PM |
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LOL, nice one! 
You forgot to mention that the entire place is in a size of a single toilet chamber, so Elvin is going to feel very "cozy" with all the interesting people around him.
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posted September 03, 2008 10:13 PM |
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I will soon post a story about alci. Be prepared
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pandora
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posted September 03, 2008 10:15 PM |
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Punish Alci?! 
But why?
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antipaladin
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posted September 03, 2008 10:18 PM |
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Why? Because you can
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