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mr_niceguy
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posted August 21, 2006 02:04 PM |
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my tounges been cut out
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 21, 2006 05:48 PM |
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Some of these can be said, just not truthfully.
Like:
I'm lying.
or
I'm dead.
You can say it, but it won't be true.
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John says to live above hell.
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted November 10, 2008 04:53 PM |
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"Honey, I'm wrong..."
"Honey, let's ask that man to see whether he knows the way to X."
"It's you, not me."
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Asheera
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posted November 10, 2008 05:08 PM |
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TheDeath saying: "mvass, you are right. I agree with you."
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antipaladin
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 10, 2008 06:03 PM |
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asheera giving her real phone number,adrass and ip number and inviting anyone to come to her house.
TnT: 'William i love you!"
Trogdor be wearin pink
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types in obscure english
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Shares
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I am. Thusly I am.
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posted November 10, 2008 07:18 PM |
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Edited by Shares at 19:19, 10 Nov 2008.
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Quote:
TheDeath saying: "mvass, you are right. I agree with you."
He said that the other day, some one satred some stupid thread and both agreed: it was a stupid thread.
"You can't go to bed! It's your fifth birthday, let's eat candy til' you throw up and then go to bed without brushing your teeth!"
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mvassilev
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posted November 11, 2008 12:41 AM |
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Things TheDeath will never say:
I kicked that kitten AND IT FELT GOOD!
I gave up on believing in God.
Humans FTW!
The D&D Alignment system is worthless.
Math sucks.
Things Asheera will never say:
Who cares about being strong? Being nice is where it's at!
Okay, here are some pics of me.
Here, get me another drink.
Things I will never say:
We need to get rid of the bloodsucking rich people.
Emos are the best people on Earth.
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted November 11, 2008 12:49 AM |
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Oh, I am so happy for this 5th of malibu rum and a camera! =D
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What are you up to
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 11, 2008 12:50 AM |
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Something TheDeath can't say: I'm sorry, I'm wrong and you're right
Something Mvass can't say: I don't Quote people
Something Asheera can't say: Well TheDeath, you're completely right bro, let's reconsile
Something William can't say: I still drink milk
Something Pan can't say: the CoC isn't a rule... it's more like a guideline
Something Elvin can't say: I'm proud of my high Quality/Quantity ratio
Something Geny can't say: It's fun without Pan
Something TA can't say: I voted for Sarah Palin in the last elections
Something Trogdor can't say: Well, I'm sorry MM and Pan, I like you after all... and btw: William is the real king of the VW. Bring on the Room Temperature Beer!
Something Blizzardboy can't say: A fight with Academy is a lost fight
Something SimonaK can't say: This mod is simply perfect! I don't think I'll comment on it!
Something Antipaladin can't say: All this talk about sex is disgusting me
Something Aculias can't say: Correct Grammar and Spellingµ
Something Cepheus can't say: Woot Wrung Spellling fwtw!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Mamgaeater
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posted November 11, 2008 12:54 AM |
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Quote:
Something TheDeath can't say: I'm sorry, I'm wrong and you're right
Something Mvass can't say: I don't Quote people
Something Asheera can't say: Well TheDeath, you're completely right bro, let's reconsile
Something William can't say: I still drink milk
Something Pan can't say: the CoC isn't a rule... it's more like a guideline
Something Elvin can't say: I'm proud of my high Quality/Quantity ratio
Something Geny can't say: It's fun without Pan
Something TA can't say: I voted for Sarah Palin in the last elections
Something Trogdor can't say: Well, I'm sorry MM and Pan, I like you after all... and btw: William is the real king of the VW. Bring on the Room Temperature Beer!
Something Blizzardboy can't say: A fight with Academy is a lost fight
Something SimonaK can't say: This mod is simply perfect! I don't think I'll comment on it!
Something Antipaladin can't say: All this talk about sex is disgusting me
Something Aculias can't say: Correct Grammar and Spellingµ
Something Cepheus can't say: Woot Wrung Spellling fwtw!
REAL LIFE?
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 11, 2008 12:55 AM |
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Quote:
REAL LIFE?
Well, you CAN say those thing in RL, so...
Yes 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted November 11, 2008 01:05 AM |
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xerox: OMG, I hate wow soooo much!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 11, 2008 01:11 AM |
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Dagoth: Life is shining on my like a playful ray of moonlight.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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mvassilev
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posted November 11, 2008 01:13 AM |
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Lexxan: Why don't we ever have enough quote wars?
William: Yeah, I know. I wish we didn't have to go all the way to the OSM to read politics/philosophy.
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Asheera
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posted November 11, 2008 01:39 PM |
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Quote:
xerox: OMG, I hate wow soooo much!
LOL
Best one ever
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted November 11, 2008 01:43 PM |
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@mvass:Quote:
Humans FTW!
I might say that why not, if they are nice (but saying "humans" is over-generalizing of course)
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Something TheDeath can't say: I'm sorry, I'm wrong and you're right
Didn't I just say that in the math thread for example?
And for the one with xerox, I would say:
xerox: "Wow sucks so bad, it's such a bad game, now I realize I've been wasting my time all along and you people were right"
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted November 11, 2008 01:47 PM |
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Quote:
TheDeath saying: "mvass, you are right. I agree with you."
Well of course, who the heck would say an online name in real life?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Asheera
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posted November 11, 2008 01:50 PM |
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The same one who says "LOL" and "ROFL" and "WTF" in RL
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted November 11, 2008 01:52 PM |
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Ahh, you must mean those WoW addicts. Thankfully TheDeath isn't one of them.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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TheDeath
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posted November 11, 2008 01:52 PM |
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Edited by TheDeath at 13:53, 11 Nov 2008.
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I don't say those 
But I do say Borsuc
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