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Thread: Let's have War [ This thread is 54 pages long: (1) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 ]
RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted December 01, 2003 04:35 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 14 Apr 2004

Let's have War

Each player makes one character with some type of special powers.

Your powers are limited. (You can't be all-powerful and unstoppable.)

Here is the plot of the story.

The God of Spam has ruled the Spam world for hundreds of years. The God of Spam decided to change the ingredients in spam and take out all of the preservatives. Some of you love the taste of the new spam. Others hate the new spam. They are angry that they can no longer buy it by the gross at the grocery store because it goes bad before they leave it to their children after they die.

There has been protesting going on over the change in the spam recipe. The God of Spam was deeply wounded by the bad reaction of his people. This resulted in his overall decay and his death after only a month. His son has taken over and is acting in vengeance of his father's death on the protesters. He has arrested thousands of people already.

A small uprising has formed and has just recently stormed a jail to free the innocent captives.

However, before the God of Spam passed away, riots plagued the world. A force was created to protect the country. These people are loyal and wish to keep order in the country. Rioters have been arrested. Prisons have been stormed and now two forces, the Order of Spam and the Chaos Party of Spam are battling it out.

The Prince of Spam has already been assassinated and now several leaders will rise up to see who wins, if anyone wins at all.


My character is named RedSoxFan3 and is from the Order of Spam. He is capable of slowing down time to a crawl. I can do tedious tasks up to 25 times faster than the average man. That means I can do a day's work in less than an hour. I can sprint the 100 yard dash in less than half a second. I can read the Bible in a couple hours. I can do a 2000 piece puzzle in an hour... You get the idea.

Go on. Make your characters and let's fight a war.


Order Characters:
RedSoxFan3
Lord_Woock
Dragon_Slayer (MIA)
Vadskye91
Dingo

Chaos Characters:
Wolfman (deceased)
Mvassilev (banned)
Shadowcaster
Romana
Deimos
Consis


Edit: I have realized that people who are new to this game would have a hard time understanding what is going on. So I will keep a thread summary here of the events from page 1 through 2 pages less than the most recent.


Characters:

RedSoxFan3 - This person is a time mage of the order party. He is able to experience time either sped up or slowed down. This allows him to do tasks at incredibly rapid rates, up to 25 times normal speed. He can run the 100m dash in .50 sec. Stuff like that. In the presence of other beings, it is difficult to move through time at such an accelerated rate. So he can only fight in combat at a few times normal speed.

Lord_Woock - This is the God of Spam. He was revived to help fight the Chaos Party. He is able to go from his physical form to his immaterial form (like a ghost) and vice versa. He is also able to summon Spam Elementals. These are ooze-like creatures that bind things in place. They are very sticky. A person covered in spam will have a very hard time moving. They are also very flammable. The Order Party often uses these creatures as ammo throwing them at their enemy.

Dragon_Slayer - In his human form, he was a powerful fighter that had Dragon Scale Armor. He was immune to most magic and was very well protected from magical attacks. He was killed in during a siege of the Chaos Fort by Deimos. However he continued to serve the party as a ghost. As a ghost he was invulnerable to anything of the physical world and could not be seen or heard unless Dragon Slayer let people hear or see him. He could also scream so loud in someone's ear that they would collapse under the pain. He left the Order Party to go settle down with a hot dead chick. He's a family man now.

I will continue this later.


Here is a map made by Dingo.


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Wolfman
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posted December 01, 2003 04:52 PM

Does this mean Lord_Woock is dead?  And Dingo too?

My character is named Wolfman and is from the Chaos Party of Spam.   He has the power to harness Nature.  Control the animals, harness the weather exploit the stars organize the Earth ní such.

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Celfious
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posted December 01, 2003 06:15 PM

I am Dante sure.. but you can call me celfious

I am an insane character.
The journey to walk as far as the last guys has been acomplished. I've already inceeded further.

I prefer a titanium ubber club and I dislike those who have godly power. I await a god type of entity to judge who I actualy kill, but until then I just carry myself and put holes in stuff.

I am not greater I'm first of equals. All greater men should feel the wrath of gods or strength of the unition of equals.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 01, 2003 06:31 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 2 Dec 2003

Quote:
Does this mean Lord_Woock is dead?  And Dingo too?

My character is named Wolfman and is from the Chaos Party of Spam.   He has the power to harness Nature.  Control the animals, harness the weather exploit the stars organize the Earth ní such.

No these people were anonymous simply to supply a story plot.
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Dingo
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posted December 01, 2003 07:03 PM

Shouldn't this be in the Glade?
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Celfious
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posted December 01, 2003 07:15 PM

ArrrGGG!!

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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 01, 2003 11:27 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 2 Dec 2003

Spam already after a few hours.

Can't you just send an IM to a mod or something instead about where threads go?

Thank you for your help. However...

I put this thread here on purpose. I was hoping to get some interesting threads in tavern instead of Spamorama Holiday Special.


Celfius, look it's a nature god-type thingy. Go get Wolfman.

Celf: Arrg [charges after Wolfman
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted December 02, 2003 04:36 AM

I am Dragon Slayer of the Chaos/Nature alignment.
I wield a powerful diamond coated blade and diamond tipped arrows. I am skilled in Swordsmanship and archery. I am most at home in a forest or grassy fields. Although i am from the chaos alignment i do not like the terrain.

*How exactly do we fight this war?*
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 02, 2003 12:20 PM

Lies, lies, it's all lies!

I am the one and only Almighty God of Spam, and I am immortal!!! I cannot be killed!!!
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posted December 02, 2003 03:29 PM

I am Frostwolf.I have wondered across the snowy wastelands of the north alone for decades.I have lost my sanity and I chose chaos, praying there will be no more god of spam.My power is that of cold, and where I go terrible blizzards fallow, covering all in snow and ice.Let's see how fast you can move on ice, through huge snow and at 60 degrees minus...
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posted December 02, 2003 04:35 PM

Wolfman buckles the turf under Cel and he goes flying up in the air
HA!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 02, 2003 11:11 PM

Quote:
Lies, lies, it's all lies!

I am the one and only Almighty God of Spam, and I am immortal!!! I cannot be killed!!!


This is a fictitious God of Spam for the story.

Now Woock, the God of Spam must choose a non-Godlike character to play or maybe a God that's just not as powerful as a God. Maybe you could be the God of Spam's spirit. You still have powers just not as strong as before.

Besides we need some order to this world.



RSF begins building an underground fort at about 13 to 14 times faster than regular time.

After a half an hour. RSF takes a break and looks at a wonderful hidden trench among various boulders. It goes for about 100 yards. The Army of Order arrives a thousand strong, a couple hundred fit in the trenches however there's still not enough to fit all of them. He sends this bunch farther up the hill where he has the men begin digging. Within an hour, a hidden underground fort with nearly fifty hidden entrances lead to a central stronghold.

The more difficult task yet remains. At this point, RSF begins reinforcing the fort walls with cement and a double layer of tree logs. The ceilings are a bit trickier. For this, logs are placed throughout the central area as pillars. Arches are assembled connecting the pillars. This will prevent the ceiling from caving in.

This next process will take a few days to complete.
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Celfious
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posted December 04, 2003 02:15 PM

What happens when poor wolf man has an ubber club stuck in his head?

:sticks ubberclub in wolfmans head

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Wolfman
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posted December 04, 2003 04:49 PM

I pull it out silly!

pulls out ubberclub with ease
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posted December 05, 2003 12:39 AM

Ahh! The fort is undetectable and finally complete! Now I just need some leaders to help me.
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 05, 2003 12:43 PM

If I can't play as the Almighty God of Spam, then I ain't playing at all
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posted December 05, 2003 06:26 PM

You can be the Almighty God of Spam, however you can't be overwhelmingly powerful as this will unbalance the war we are trying to have.

However the plot must work. So you will be the ghost of Almighty God of Spam for a couple posts. I'll get some priests in our fort to bring you back to life.


Sets out for one of the local towns of order. After a couple hours RSF sleeps for about 20 min, and sets out again. He reaches the town by the end of the day and walks into the town's monastery. There he meets with a group of monk's and convinces them that reviving the God of Spam is essential to winning the Chaos War. So they set out on a hike that will take a few days.
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Wolfman
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posted December 05, 2003 06:41 PM

WOlfman dresses up like an Order person

Can I work in your fort?

hehe
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posted December 05, 2003 09:08 PM

Sure, but first you must eat 10 cans of the new version of spam. Just to make sure your not a spy. Order people love the new spam, but Chaos people hate the new version.
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Dingo
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posted December 05, 2003 09:15 PM

What the difference between the Order of SPAM and the Chaos Party of SPAM
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