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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 02, 2004 09:48 PM |
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yupp you are one of those "minor things", now relax people. Im working on this 
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 05, 2004 09:57 AM |
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I'll never win being just a "minor thing." I might be able to win as a "sargeant thing" or maybe a "lieutentant thing," definitely as a "major thing" or captain thing." At least I'm better than an "scout thing" or "infantry thing."
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted July 05, 2004 04:27 PM |
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Yupp, this idea of yours Stiven is really going well
LOL
Did you forget about this?
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Sir_Stiven
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banned
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posted July 05, 2004 06:02 PM |
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nope.. but sometimes there are things in time that is not up to me. So im depending on some things before i can launch it off
so dont come here with some attitude you..bone head
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted July 20, 2004 03:03 AM |
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Question Of The Day
When can I pick up my award?
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted July 20, 2004 03:05 AM |
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You may pick up your runners up award as soon as i win.
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Oldtimer
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posted July 20, 2004 03:19 AM |
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This whole contest is wack.
It is based on a misnomer.
How can anyone be God's gift to women when...
women are God's gift to me?
Gootch and UM can wrap themselves up in any kind of pretty pink bows that they but the ladies know the truth.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted July 20, 2004 03:27 AM |
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Hey, granpaps, aren't you a bit too old for this? You sneaky wrinkled bastard.
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Oldtimer
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posted July 20, 2004 04:18 AM |
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For a contest, I aint in no <expletive deleted> contest. I think you have to be a 26 year old virgin just to have your application read. (from what I've seen around here, the aps must be piling up!)
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted July 20, 2004 04:42 AM |
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Yours just another name to the list eh gramps? Well...I suppose 66 is CLOSE to 26...oh well
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted July 20, 2004 11:35 AM |
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Havnt you heard the saying Gorman??? OT is like a vintage wine, he gets better with age... Although sometimes women would prefer a man who is born with that experience and goodlooks... like me.
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TheUltimateM...
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posted July 20, 2004 09:49 PM |
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Talk Is Cheap
Slayer_In_Drag jested:Quote:
You may pick up your runners up award as soon as i win.
I think you are a bit confused. This is the God's Gift To Women Contest, not the Princess Leah Dress-Up Pageant. Now do yourself a favor and remove those oversized earmuffs from your head, since they look nothing like Leah's hair buns.
OldWhiner wheezed:Quote:
Gootch and UM can wrap themselves up in any kind of pretty pink bows that they but the ladies know the truth.
Listen up, DustFarter, because here comes the truth. The truth is that you need to lay off the Viagra. Think of it like this. Picture a garden hose (unused for quite some time) that has been laying around outside, all dried-up and cracked. Now, take that garden hose, hook it up to a fire hydrant, and open the valve all the way. Something has got to give, and my bet is that it will be that old, dried-up garden hose. Let this be a lesson to all you CyberWeenies, both young and not-so-young, this is what will happen if you don't stop taking that stuff.
I am looking forward to participating in this event, even though I already know that I will walk off with the trophy, and more than likely, your girlfriend as well (for those of you who actually have ever had one). Until next time, wannabe CyberRomeos...
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted July 21, 2004 11:03 PM |
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We'll wait and see about that UM Tell ya what, if you win you don't have to pay for your date w/Anastasia and Rebecca....if you lose, DOUBLE what I'm chargin...and I want all your major credit cards too Bwahahaha!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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stargazer
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hero of order and life
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posted July 22, 2004 01:24 AM |
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i win!!!
i will now show you why.
can any of u men besides me do this
my own kick stand!!!
hehe
oh thank you for this buetiful golden women statue i would like to thank all the women who helped me win my mom and dad for their genes and me for being just that damn good.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted July 22, 2004 01:32 AM |
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you should be called "Stargeezer"
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 16, 2004 06:31 PM |
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Revived! .. Stiven get to the point of this thread.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 21, 2004 02:43 AM |
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The point is stargazer is gods gift to wemen
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted August 21, 2004 02:57 AM |
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I think the point is more Stargazer dreams too much
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 21, 2004 12:53 PM |
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Gorman is also a dreamer. I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 22, 2004 02:29 AM |
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I think if any of you were God's gift to women, they would take you back to heaven with the receipt and exchange you for something else, maybe a nice pair of slippers 
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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