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pandora
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posted August 24, 2004 03:33 AM |
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It's true Lichy.. he might even be snuggle worthy... but I doubt it  LOL
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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mvassilev
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posted August 24, 2004 03:37 AM |
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 24, 2004 07:01 PM |
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More than snuggleworthy, Pandora. Much more.
Take my word for it.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 24, 2004 07:20 PM |
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Peacemaker has had the Ultimate Experience and is now a groupie of the worst sort.
Flinging her knickers about isn't the half of it!!!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted August 24, 2004 09:33 PM |
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Hmmmmm, in one post I thought Peacemaker was cautioning us unsuspecting women against his ways, and urging us to find The Ultimate Gentleman.
Now she is telling me that he is MORE than snuggleworthy... and I didn't even know men like that existed! (Is it true Lichy?) Its a bit confusing to think that on one hand she seems to disdain his ways... yet on the other hand... she can't seem to get enough. Hmmm.....
Got it! The Ultimate Male must be hung like a horse
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted August 24, 2004 10:06 PM |
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I Shall Return Momentarily
Pandora wrote:Quote:
Got it! The Ultimate Male must be hung like a horse
Nay nay...or perhaps I should say..."Neigh neigh!"
Please do not despair, my little CyberDorks and CyberSleezes, I shall return to continue my instruction here shortly. The life of a Male Escort and Fashion Model can be quite hectic at times, especially since I am in such demand. Until I grace these pages again...
Male CyberGeeks: Try to keep your aspirations high
Female CyberGeeks: Try to keep your panties dry
...and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted August 24, 2004 11:11 PM |
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I think TUM gives himself orgasms by trying to believe that everything he says is true
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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LichKing
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posted August 25, 2004 02:01 AM |
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.......Now she is telling me that he is MORE than snuggleworthy... and I didn't even know men like that existed! (Is it true Lichy?).........
Of course it's true, Pan. I may be dead, but I'm not dead, canyadiggit?
Still, I thought I was a rather original speciman. Glad to see the gene pool's not limited in its ability to achieve perfection
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SOUND THE CHARGE!! INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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mvassilev
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posted August 25, 2004 05:00 AM |
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 25, 2004 06:08 PM |
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Okay Pandora and the rest --
I'll give you a hint.
You know that photo with the face blocked out at the top of TUM's post on July 19 (page 5)?
Well, I know for a fact that this is actually a photo of him.
But wait; it gets better.
Believe it or not, he's actually blocked out the best part of the snap.
(Sorry TUM; I just couldn't resist any longer...)
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Flinging her knickers about isn't the half of it!!!
--Or was that "licking her fingers?" 
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted August 25, 2004 06:34 PM |
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lol, no hints needed!
I rather like the idea of TUM remaining a mystery, especially since I believe that if his true identity is revealed the flock of Cybergeeks travelling to camp out in his yard might somehow upset the balance of the universe
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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gorman
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posted August 26, 2004 12:05 AM |
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hehe, if Mvass promises to go I'll gladly buy his ticket
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted August 26, 2004 09:42 AM |
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I think TUM needs to control his hormones
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 28, 2004 05:48 AM |
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Girlfriend Remote
This is a helpful tool for achieving the ultimate status of former cybergeek. I designed it. 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 31, 2004 10:57 PM |
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*shocked*
This was on page 2?!
Anyways - nice remote Svarog
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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The_happy_Lo...
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lord of things pinchy
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posted September 01, 2004 04:43 AM |
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How did this thread turn into people bashing each other and TUM???!!! How could you guys forget the true meaning of this thread??? Helping poor lonely cyber geeks.
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.
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Vadskye91
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Back again
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posted September 01, 2004 04:17 PM |
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I resent that!
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Knowledge is power...
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted September 03, 2004 10:56 PM |
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Help isn't the only thing some of the ppl here need
Vad needs all the help he can possibly get and then some! TUM needs to get to making out his report cards, perhaps he ran out of ideas for some of the other members. On the flip side, he has given ME plenty in case the hopeless sorry sap needs some help!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 05, 2004 09:59 AM |
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Here's some actual real advice...
In order to succeed, you must be willing to fail, otherwise the effort will never be put forth, which will in turn completely eliminate any chance of success.
In cybergeek terms...
If you aren't willing to face that rogue mage and lose, then you will never defeat him, because you will never enter battle.
Now let's relate that analogy to chicks. In order to pick up RL chicks, you have to be willing to fail. If you accept failure, you will succeed. Maybe it will take a few tries, but you will succeed. For every failed attempt you make, you are one step closer toward your goal. For every failure that you commit, you have learned yet another thing not to do. Eventually you will learn what works for you. Basically there are a few rules of thumb that work and this goes for more than just females. They are obvious but sometimes need to be pointed out.
1.) Be friendly and be yourself.
2.) Open up to people and engage them by relating your knowledge, experience and interests to theirs.
3.) Follow through with your relationships. Just keeping in touch with people. Saying things like "I had a great time, love to do this again."
4.) Say the persons name. People like to hear their name. Don't overuse it or you'll make the person feel unconfortable.
That's some advice from my father who is probably the best people person I know. I seriously don't know really anyone that doesn't like my parents.
Obviously when relating this to girls, you have to add in flirting. Here you might want to use the persons name a bit more often then with a guy. Basically here you need to learn how to read a persons body language. Don't look into it too much though, because some people have certain mannerisms, which basically means, that if one person is quiet, it can mean many different things depending on the person. They could be tired, any number of reasons. However, there does tend to be a few universal things that can help. Someone staring at the ground as they walk is intraverted. Someone who stares up and the people around them as they walk is extraverted. Just one example. Understanding body language will really help you quite a bit. But don't second guess yourself on the body language thinking that you will fail. Be willing to fail, because you learn when you fail.
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Go Red Sox!
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Dingo
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posted September 05, 2004 07:33 PM |
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+1 Pimp Point For RSF!
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