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pandora
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posted July 20, 2004 04:06 AM |
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Caligula Acu? I thought it was the great Emporer Cunnilingus .. or maybe I'm mistaken
damned salty beer is messing with my head again 
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posted July 20, 2004 04:10 AM |
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I thought it was ImpressHer w/ Cunnilingus...
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pandora
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posted July 20, 2004 04:14 AM |
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ahhh yes! YES! That's exactly it!! yes, that's just right
and as legend has it, they heard the screams for miles and miles...
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posted July 20, 2004 04:15 AM |
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Same thang I mean Caligula does look kind of femenime.
Her was loved but he went totally crazy Oldone.
Mad if you will.
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posted July 20, 2004 04:23 AM |
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pandora must be named for her box. The combination is a delecate thing, and it doesn't open unless you have just the right touch. All the hamfisted pounding around here makes me weep for the lost O-pportunities that your girlfriends must have had. One day(but not soon) the secret may be yours.
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posted July 20, 2004 04:27 AM |
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Cunninlingula was mad as a hatter, was he not? Makes sense, as they've found that tuna is high in mercury.
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pandora
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posted July 20, 2004 04:31 AM |
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Crazy yes, but he never had to take out the garbage
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posted July 20, 2004 05:09 AM |
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Welcome back oldtimer, also +qp gave for another cassic and quality thread!
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Aculias
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posted July 20, 2004 07:53 AM |
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Ok Oldone tell us about the death of Atilla & if he was poisoned by that chick or if it was illness or? 
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posted July 20, 2004 11:32 AM |
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No no no! Tell us how the renaissance started! I know there was no clear starting point but i heard that an old man was a very important catalyst in the renaissance. Was that old man you???
Ahhh, its nice to get away from all the tossbeers once in a while and have a sip of lemonade, just like grandma used to make!
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posted July 20, 2004 02:02 PM |
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Whose grandma?
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posted July 21, 2004 03:10 PM |
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Back you fools, the old man mustn't drink beer. Not when his Viagra cocktail is fresh out the blender (it takes days of careful handling of the blender by vestal virgins to grind the tablets so small that they blend into the liquid. Lacking that, it can also be made by one bored housewife and a brick, at a pinch)
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posted July 21, 2004 03:17 PM |
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Quote:
Whose grandma?
I cant believe you dont know who Grandma is! She is the old woman who comes out in most movies with the freshly squeezed lemonade for everyone!
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posted July 21, 2004 03:42 PM |
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I must be watching the wrong movies then.
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posted July 21, 2004 03:45 PM |
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i won't even bother....
now pass the drinks and tell us a story...
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pandora
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posted July 21, 2004 06:54 PM |
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woah there! lets backtrack a minute... we get to kick Consis around after he's had a few of them stinky beers? Consis drink up, I'll call the ToHers  j/k LOL
btw i think maybe Cat was right about Oldtimer and the beer... unless the old guy has taken to keeping a tent on the porch . ohh boy is that disturbing, and er... distracting *looks away quickly*
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posted July 21, 2004 07:11 PM |
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*whacks Consis over the head with the checkerboard*
I win! Do I get to rule the world now?
If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring
Every heart would have a new song to sing...
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Aculias
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posted July 21, 2004 09:16 PM |
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Oldone let me have some of your no watertered down alcohol.
We all know back in the western days they never watered thier liquer down & man the prrof on it must be alot .
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posted July 21, 2004 10:47 PM |
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<SHNORKKkkk...> Uh..oh...(wakes from his nap)
I had a dream that this was a quality place....
should've known it wouldn't last.
(looks for the Cat that usually sits in his lap so that he can pet her until she purrs)
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pandora
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posted July 21, 2004 10:59 PM |
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sorry old guy but the stench of the Canadians in the moat really brings this place down a notch - and as a Canadian myself (grrrr) I had to take you down
*cracks a whip at Oldtimer*
Hey! No snoring while I'm addressing you!
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