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Dragon_Slayer
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posted July 29, 2004 02:41 PM |
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How did you become Pandoras b1tch in the first place?
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pandora
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posted July 30, 2004 01:37 AM |
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Ohhh, the things he did... 
Now that might well be a story worth hearing, but I'm shy.. and I'm trying to have a bath here, so...
GET OUT!
Not you Oldtimer, I gotta say you're the only slave I've ever known that didn't have to be told what to do next - somehow I'm thinking it's quite unlikely you guess that word
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posted July 31, 2004 07:34 AM |
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Well she just started slapping me around and next thing you know the cuffs are on and a ball gag is in my mouth...(if I had a dime for every time that has happened!)
Backbacon!
Dammit, okay, I'll serve you beer the Hard way...
Where there's a whip,
There's a way.
Where there's a whip,
There's a way.
I don't want to service they lady today,
But the mistress of the lash says nay, nay, nay
I'll be her slave all day, all day, all day,
Where there's a whip,
There's a way.
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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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pandora
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posted July 31, 2004 07:44 AM |
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yes yes, that's it of course! it was all entirely unprovoked... I can't help it if the whip gets away from me sometimes; and its really society's fault somehow that I find my boots look prettier spit-shined...
keep up the questions Dragon-Slayer and I'll make you mine too!
you hear people whine about mods abusing power, well I'll show you all how a mod can really abuse her power lol
anyways, i'd best get out before I start getting pruney *yik* .. out! out! old man, I need to put my shield back on and I don't believe for a second that billboard is really blocking anyone's view 
now hurry it up, else people will start thinking the next thread should be oldtimer and pandora take a bath
The question had something to do with velociraptors, go go, enlighten them! *cracks whip*
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted August 01, 2004 09:07 AM |
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Heres a towel Pan!
*Hands her a towel and trys to control his eyes*
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posted August 02, 2004 03:25 AM |
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Tastes Like Chicken.
It seems we have a vermin problem..lets see...ahh peepingtomicide! good!
Licorice!
Dammit, okay one DEEP tissue massage on the way.
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pandora
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posted August 23, 2004 10:01 PM |
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mmmmmm 
Well the word mighta been licorice, but you'll never know!
Now that I'm good and relaxed - how's about a story OldTimer, I thought that's why we were all congregating on your porch in the first place?
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