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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Poster Of The Month - August 2004
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted September 11, 2004 10:57 AM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 11 Sep 2004

Hey, it's not like Sir Postalot would want to hmmm... "entertain" gnolls, orcs, golems ( ), manticores or behemoths That's what Svarog's for
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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posted September 11, 2004 11:58 AM

Isn't that what we are ALL here for? or was a good time or a long time? Maybe it was both.
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted September 11, 2004 10:29 PM

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1) start working on your jokes


Who said I'm joking?!? I'm beeing serious!!! Maybe just ironic.
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2) stop trying to be funny if no sign of improvement


Go to point 9 of yourpost. If the ironic part is towards you, surely you won't laugh.. But when it's towards other people, you will...
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3) You use "!" to much. All i see when reading this is a little boy trying to raise his voice to get some attention

Really?!? I believe you're hearing voices, my dear friend. There are 2 solutions.
I.Close the window!!!
II.Go to a psychiatrist !!!
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4) Your still not funny


I still don't care!!!
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5) I dont wanna look for your posts as they have a tendency to be.. hmmm how to put this.. boring.

Do I care?!?I'm just trying to help someone who really needs it..
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6) Ive already explained my "problem" with daddy

With no logical arguments, indeed!!!
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7) You have soon used all of the "!" in the HC storage


?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Maybe all the "?" too...


8) Your quotes are still weird


Yup... they come from someone who writes really weird... Maybe that someone should make more logical posts..
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9) The coin always have two sides, its about seeing things through different perspectives. And obviously you are seeing things through an incorrect one


Really?!? I thought there is only one... Damn, that's why I always lose at coin games..


10) ...still not funny.

...I still don't care.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted September 12, 2004 02:53 AM

11) ... still not funny

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Svarog
Svarog


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posted September 12, 2004 03:45 AM

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Hey, it's not like Sir Postalot would want to hmmm... "entertain" gnolls, orcs, golems ( ), manticores or behemoths That's what Svarog's for

Well, I'm not really known as a particulary picky guy when it comes to sex.
and btw, whats wrong with gnoll chicks?

Month of Svarog - all population triple
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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posted September 12, 2004 06:53 AM

Ok, ok, Shai-Hulud, sir_stiven, all go into a corner each and calm down.
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted September 12, 2004 10:10 AM

Quote:

Month of Svarog - all population triple


OMG! Soon, will meet only Svarog's kids on the streets...
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 12, 2004 10:52 AM

alright back on topic;

WELL DONE DADDY
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 12, 2004 12:11 PM

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Well, I'm not really known as a particulary picky guy when it comes to sex.
and btw, whats wrong with gnoll chicks?

Month of Svarog - all population triple
The question is, what's wrong with behemoth chicks. Or golem chicks. Or better yet... ZOMBIE CHICKS!

Hey, all population means ALL population
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 12, 2004 03:14 PM

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and btw, whats wrong with gnoll chicks?

ya and you better treat em nicely because im sure thats the best scores youll ever get

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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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posted September 12, 2004 04:59 PM

What would cause mass confusion right now? If Svarog said: Whos your daddy?

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Svarog
Svarog


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posted September 13, 2004 02:32 AM
Edited By: Svarog on 12 Sep 2004

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ya and you better treat em nicely because im sure thats the best scores youll ever get

Hey everybody, I've got another secret to reveal. Gather round! Not you Stiven! *whispers:* I'm Stivies dad. Yup! During the last month of Svarog. Long time ago, true. But he doesnt know yet, so dont tell him. If he knew he wouldnt have treated me with disrespect like this, you see. btw, his momma was a gnoll chick (Boy, she was hot!). Thats where he took his "good" looks from, and the wit is from my side naturally.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 13, 2004 02:48 AM

lol...

trying to take credit for my wit huh?

only problem in your theory lies within the "month of the svarog" because there is one already, although its more commonly known as month of plague

yupp its true, the game is influenced by svarog.

Afterall, where did you think they got the idea of a decreasing population? yes.. you got it.. they thought "svarog and an increase?" heck.. thats the guy who even makes the virgin gnolls wanna join the monks in celibacy. His rumour speaks for him, they even thought to implement it as a tavern rumour...

"beware of the svarog, because once you got it there will be no raise in population due to sexual activity.. only if you find a way to mutate your creatures.

But.. the beta testers cursed this too much so they decided to remove all negative artifacts. But to yet keep the svarog in memory, they made a hero resembling of svarog. Can you figure out who?

anyways.. this is the dark story behind svarog that he never wants to be told. Unfortunately a female friend of his called irenka told me this, and when he learned about that he slaughterd his cat (its an anarchy ritual) and cursed that if i would ever try to raise this topic he would try anything to stop it.. as in this case the boring story of my mother as we all know she as angel, how else could she have gotten a son like me?

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Svarog
Svarog


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posted September 13, 2004 03:02 AM

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only problem in your theory lies within the "month of the svarog" because there is one already, although its more commonly known as month of plague

Hmm, I dont think the population triples during month of the plague. You sound confused, son. Whats gotten into that tiny gnollish skull of yours? Go now and take a break.

Correction: After Stiven's last chaotic post, I do think he took his wit from his mother's side after all.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 13, 2004 02:54 PM

awww now his in denial, see this was exactly what i got warned about.

And yet the whole story havent been told yet, at one stage there even were an idea of having a creature called the svarog - alittle lizard with amazing backstabbing skills.

But to compensate those skills, he would off course not be able to reproduct. Meaning you would only get one, although there was an idea how to fix that anyway...

If you can find enough cash you would be able to upgrade your svarog so he could mutate into two.. because we all know thats how the svarogs increase in numbers due to their extremely low sexual activity.

But.. when it all came down to it svarogs mom called 3do and had the concept removed, she thought his boy would never cope with the harsh truth.

And as you can see now, the lonely little svarog is in deep denial and shame.

how harsh...

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TheRealDeal
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posted September 13, 2004 03:13 PM
Edited By: TheRealDeal on 13 Sep 2004

The Special Months:

Month of Sir_Stiven: FATAL ERROR

Month of TheUltimateMale: All female creatues get the spell: Pebberspray.

Month of  Consis: All heroes lose 3 str, and gain 4 int.

Month of Kittenangel: All Cat-like creatues gain wings.

Month of Aculias: All creatues become drunk, giving them a 60 % to miss.

Month of TheRealDeal: All female units get high morale.

Month of Svarog: All male creatures double, all female creatues die.

Month of Pandora: All spammers Die

Month of 7heUltim4t3G33k: All tier 1-5 units get the name: N00B

Month of Oldtimer: Mages get 3+ Damage, Month of Pandora comes next month.

Month of the Plague: All population halves, month of Sir_Stiven comes next month.

Month of Porn: All Geeks have 200 % speed when against female units.

Month of Gayporn: Mutare_Stiven Gets 300 % movespeed ()

Month of Gorman: All male units start limping, and starts to have serious asspains.

Month of Assmodean: All units suck at war3x ()

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AMtwis
AMtwis


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posted September 13, 2004 03:17 PM

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Month of TheRealDeal: All female units get high morale.




Since when?
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 13, 2004 03:21 PM

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Month of TheRealDeal: All female units get high morale.
Troglodytes ain't female, foo
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted September 13, 2004 03:21 PM
Edited By: Dragon_Slayer on 13 Sep 2004

That was a pretty lame list, seeing as how I dont have a month! I think you should re-think some of those though... hehe asspains
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 13, 2004 03:23 PM

Month of Dragon Slayer - 50% discount on all games featuring Yoshi
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