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Conan
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posted April 01, 2005 05:36 PM |
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Creative ways of eating McFood
Well, here we are, eating Mcfood.
This is intended to be a practical guide on how to creativly eat McFood. Some of these might require practice, so don't try this at home... only in a McDonalds restaurant.
1) The oreo burger
First, split the burger open, to check if all the ingredients you asked are present (this especially applies if you ordered a custom burger). Then start eating the paddies, the lettuce and the sauce. Finish with the bun. That way, you get the full taste of the delicious meat and bun seperatly! 
2) The round-a-bout
Eat a burger in a circular motion. You know how all burgers leak in your hands when you eat them because you only eat one side at a time? Well, with this new tactic, you can eat all the sauce with the burger, not on the plate! just eat the burger while taking a bite beside the bite you just took. That way, you never eat from the same side!
3) The shake
You smokers might recognize this as a way of getting a smoke out of your pack. Just cover the fries with one hand, leaving a bit open on one side and shake the fries. Eventually, one frie will pop out and you can then take it with your other free hand, one at a time. The more you practice this technique, the more you'll get good at it and after a while, you'll only get one frie poping out at a time instead of 3 or 4. Remember, practice makes perfect!
I hope you enjoy these personnally developped techniques of mine and feel free to add some!
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Conan
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posted April 02, 2005 08:19 PM |
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that's weird, why are there 2 stars beside this thread when I only received one for the first post?
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Lith-Maethor
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posted April 02, 2005 08:50 PM |
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just a guess...
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that's weird, why are there 2 stars beside this thread when I only received one for the first post?
the board script decided to get creative 
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pandora
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posted April 07, 2005 03:01 AM |
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the first star indicated that the most recent post in the thread recieved a QP. the second indicated that QP were given in this thread.
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Conan
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posted April 07, 2005 03:04 AM |
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Is it always like this? How do you know if the thread actually has 2 stars or if the last post has the star?
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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doomfreak
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The Crispinator
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posted April 07, 2005 09:14 AM |
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Heres a creative way to eat a McDonalds burger:
Take off the top of the burger, and put the fries and a bit of every type of sauce in the burger then put the burger back together again. I havent tried this using more than one type of sauce, but i will try it next time I go to Maccas. This also works if you replace the sauce with your chosen drink.
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Vadskye91
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posted April 07, 2005 03:31 PM |
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^_^ I always eat Oreo Burgers!
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terje_the_ma...
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posted April 07, 2005 10:45 PM |
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The most efficiant way of eating a McD burger: Simply don't!!!
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Trogdor
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posted April 08, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Don't abuse Mickey D ever again.
*hands Terje a bottle of room temperature beer for punishment*
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