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Korejora
Promising
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posted September 01, 2005 10:56 AM |
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Human male 'silly' in World of Warcraft:
So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two Gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way, they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three parter called "Ruler of the Bracelet." The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Bracelet," followed by "A Couple of Towers," with the climactic ending called "Hey, the King's Back!"
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That's the best part. 
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
of power
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posted September 02, 2005 10:19 AM |
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LOL!! thats hilarious!
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Korejora
Promising
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posted September 03, 2005 10:04 AM |
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Hmm... Now that I think of it, how could I not post Warcraft III quotes? Let's see how many I can come up with...
Demon Hunter:
"Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled, 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!' but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls..."
Dreadlord:
(ringringring) "Hello? (sigh) For the last time, I'm a DREAD lord, not a drug lord!"
Dreadlord:
(ringringring) "Hello? Oh, hey, Darkness! What's up? Demon Hunter called? No, I don't have his number."
Acolyte:
"All I see is blackness! Oh... my hood's down."
Kel'Thuzad:
"I always wanted to start up my own religion... (excited) So I did!"
Lich:
"50 000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult!?" (referring to the Cult of the Damned)
Druid of the Talon (druids who shapeshift into birds):
"ACHOO! Oh, don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers..."
Druid of the Claw (druids who shapeshift into bears):
"Only you can prevent forest fires!"
Druid of the Claw:
"Quit clicking on my bear ass."
Dryad:
"I'll attract the enemy with my human call - I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"
Elven Sorceress:
"For the End of the World spell, press Control+Alt+Delete."
Elven Priest:
"I have been chosen... by the big metal hand in the sky!!"
(your cursor is a metal gauntlet)
Peasant:
"That's it, I'm dead."
Darkspear Troll:
"Sadly, the name Pinkspear Tribe was already taken."
Shadow Hunter:
"I've lost me head! ...it was about yea big - I was keepin' it on mah speah. If you find it let me know..."
Shadow Hunter:
"What do ya mean, 'What kind of accent is dis'? It's ay TROLL accent. I swear, ja makin' me crazy..."
Ghoul:
"Whhuuuzzuuuuup?"
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That's the best part.
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nuclear_power
Hired Hero
thats me!!
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posted September 04, 2005 12:05 AM |
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Metal Gear SOlid
Psyco Mantis: put your controller on the ground, yes now I WILL MOVE YOUR CONTROLLER WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND!!!
*playstaion controller vibrates and moves*
SEE MY POWER!!!
that part was hilarious!!
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 04, 2005 12:12 AM |
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Quote:
Shadow Hunter:
"What do ya mean, 'What kind of accent is dis'? It's ay TROLL accent. I swear, ja makin' me crazy..."
Some people may not understand this one...
The Shadow Hunter has a jamaican accent...
"ja makin" me crazy
Another one from Wc3
Peon: Quit poking me!
Starcraft:
Artanis: This is not Warcraft in space!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
of power
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posted September 06, 2005 05:39 AM |
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Garland:I Garland will knock you all down!!
thats the stupidist threat ive ever heard
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 06, 2005 12:32 PM |
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Riddick has some awesome lines.
"It's not the fall that kills you" *tackles a guard down into the Pit*
*hit the ground with a thud*
"It's the sudden stop at the bottom."
or
"Are you trying to get under my skin Riddick?"
"It'd be easier if I had something sharp."
"I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the ****er."
"If I owned this place, I would rent it out and live in Hell."
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John says to live above hell.
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Lord_Pc
Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted September 06, 2005 01:08 PM |
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the best quotes are from warcraft three
every unit says something "LMAO" funny if u just keep clicking on them
my favoutites are:
dreadlord says: *phone rings* argh!!! for the last time i am a dread lord, not a drug lord
zealot: my life for Aiur, i mean Zeratul
they all are funny
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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Mobius
Hired Hero
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posted November 11, 2005 05:25 PM |
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Hmm must revive this thread
Some of my favourite game quotes are from Blood Omen Legacy of Kain on the playstation
Kain
Their sneering faces were forever etched upon my memory. I had crossed death for this moment. My mind was empty save for one thought: I would kill.
Kain's comments on Implode
Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing my victim’s body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs ‘til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.
Kain
The town of Steinchencröe bore with it the infamous aroma of its inhabitants. In life, I would not have graced the place with my presence. In death, I merely added to the stench.
Kain
The wind carried screams from the west. I could not help but smile: someone else in this world was suffering more than I.
If quote anymore people might think me morbid  and there are many more great lines in this game.
I think for game that old it had excellent dialogue perhaps the best of it's time especially the voice acting.
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SuperKnight
Known Hero
that hasnt been on in a while.
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posted November 23, 2005 01:42 PM |
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Quote:
Might and Magic VIII:
Delvin Arcanus- Ahhh, it's only a flesh wound! (then he dies)
That line was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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God, I've havnt been on in a while. I can tell this by the fact that when I looked at my profile, it said I was 13. I'm almost 15 now. God, time flys by, don't you agree?
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SuperKnight
Known Hero
that hasnt been on in a while.
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posted November 23, 2005 01:47 PM |
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Warcraft 3
Elf Priest: Side Effects may include headache, dizzyness,vomiting and heartburn. Magic is not for everyone, please consult your doctor before use.
HAahhah
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God, I've havnt been on in a while. I can tell this by the fact that when I looked at my profile, it said I was 13. I'm almost 15 now. God, time flys by, don't you agree?
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted November 30, 2005 06:55 AM |
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"I am Freya. Remember the name on your journey to Hel." -Freya from Valkyrie Profile after instant kill.
(and this is a norse mythology game so it sorta makes sense)
Valkyrie Profile has some of the best quotes in my opinion.
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"...once you bought your first green dragon, there was already a necromancer with six or seven boners out and about-Lord_Wook"
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miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted January 02, 2006 06:47 AM |
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Warcraft 3:
Druid of the claw: Got any... Gummy humans?
Druid of the claw: He wasn't fuzzy, wazzy?
Blood elf worker(campaign): You want me to do whuut?
Orc Grunt: Its not easy being green
Orc Grunt: He so horny, me hurt you long time
Orc Grunt: Stop poking me
Orc Grunt: Poke- Poke- Poke- is that all you ever do?
Orc Grunt: Oooh... that one felt kinda nice
Orc Grunt: Don't talk like Yoda, Do I?
Tauren Warrior: Mooo... are you happy now?
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 04, 2006 03:08 AM |
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I don't remeber who says this in Soul Calibur III, but
"This is absurd. I shall break you like a twig."
"Winning is all that matters. Winning."
"Could you please speak a little more normally?"
"Welcome. Let us celebrate your demise."
"That look suits you. Stay down."
"Don't scream! WORMS!"
"You CUR!"
"YOU cur!"
"YoU cUr!"
"Offer your soul!"
"This is absurd."
"I will show you... the end of days!"
"This is absurd."
There are a lot of characters interested in stealing a cur's absurd soul.
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Eccentric Opinion
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lionharte
Adventuring Hero
Paladin of Light
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posted January 06, 2006 11:41 AM |
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lol, few probably know this but the quote I laughed my head off on sigma star saga was."when we first met, you really bugged me, but after awhile, then I REALLY wanted to strangle you." -Ian Recker, main character.
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted June 23, 2006 03:17 PM |
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Quote:
Dryad: "I'll attract the enemy with my human call - I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"
 I was going to post that. Another one I like is this: "You know what really burns my ***? A flame about this high."
Other favs:
FFVIII
Squall: I dreamt I was a moron.
Cid: How did you feel about the battle?
Squall: ...Whatever.
Cid: Whatever? That's great!
Laguna: I'm just killing two pigs with one stone!
Kiros: I'd say you were about a -3 on the manliness scale.
FFX
Yuna: We'll be back soon.
Tidus: Oh, "soon." Like, "tomorrow soon," I bet.
Xenogears
Fei: My father? You mean my dad?
Xenosaga
In the DVD recap of the first game...
*English Version*
Jr.: There's a good luck phrase on it. "Sayonara, baby!"
*English Subtitles*
Jr.: There's a good luck phrase on it. "Hasta la Vista, baby!"
*Japanese Version*
Jr.: *Japanese Japanese Japanese* "Go ahead, make my day!"
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 25, 2006 01:05 AM |
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I like on Starcraft when the Ghosts says these two quots when you click on them:
"Im here" he says that in a whispery voice kinda and it sounds quite cool.
And the second one is:
"Anybody call an exterminator" is another line that the Ghosts Terran unit says when you click on him.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 25, 2006 02:57 AM |
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Those are all good but you guys forgot the greatest of them all. So great that it began it's own pop culture craze.
Don't know or remember? The game was called Zero Wing and it was for the Sega Genesis. It's lack of concern for english grammer started what was later dubbed the All Your Base fad.
Here's a little movie about it: All Your Base are Belong to Us
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 25, 2006 03:10 AM |
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More Wc3 goodies!
Spellbreaker
"I stole your precious."
Dragonhawk Rider
a man screams "Drop the villager, drop it, drop it."
Mortar Team
"We must defeat the dwarves!" "Ugh... we ARE the dwarves!" "Oh.."
"Clearly, Tassadar has failed us! You must not!"
Gyphon Rider
"This Warhammer cost me 40K! Heh heh heh..."
Blood Mage
"Hi, my name is Roy... I'm a magic addict." (group) "Hi Roy."
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe THREE times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood! Eh... but probably not."
Raider
"What's that smell? Oh, bad dog!"
Troll (Spoken in an accent)
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Spirit Walker
Yes, the spirits are talking to me<farts>ohh yes, they´re coming in clearly<fart> ahh, now they´re forming into a gaseous material<fart>I can actually see them now<fart>the spirits are very powerful today."
Shade
"I'm having a mid-death crisis."
Crypt Fiend
"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel..."
"...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
Banshee
"U-N-D-E-A-D. Find out what it means to me."
"I hate you, I hate you!....Call me."
Necromancer
"Every man lives. Not every man truly dies."
"I love the dead. Frequently."
Lich
"I hear that Banshee's a real screamer."
"You should see the skeletons in my closet."
"Imhotep..."
Dread Lord
"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"
"And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh! Hello! I-I didn't know you were there."
Prince Arthas
"Who is this darkness anyway?" (Referring to the quotes of the Demon Hunter and Dreadlord)
Tichondrius
"Darkness... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."
During Frozen Throne Campaign
(Nerubians) "The traitor king!"
(Arthas) "Who, me?"
(Anub'Arak) "They are referring to me, brother."
Archer
"Phear my l337 skillz."
Hippogryph Rider
"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks can rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my head... Ah!" (A reference to The Crocodile Hunter)
Priestess of the Moon
"Curiosity killed my last ride."
"I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."
"Crouch, tiger! I sense a hidden dragon!"
Shandris
"I wish my bow was socketed." (Diablo 2 refrence)
Goblin Sapper
"(fart noise) Goblin 1: "Wasn't me!" Goblin 2: "Wasn't me!" Goblin 3: "Sorry...""
Elven Worker
"It's simple. Just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator, and attach it to the transdimensional photon particle emitter. Bam! New tower.
Draeni
"Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? ...why is my grandfather with him?!"
Beastmaster
"Don't have a cow." (A cow moos) "Oh, dear." (A deer snorts) "Oops! Please, bear with me." (A bear roars) "Oh, rats." (Rats squeek and scurry)
Firelord
"I am the lord of all fire!" *splash* (meek, and weedy) "Hey, that wasn't funny."
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted June 25, 2006 12:53 PM |
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I dno why but I really like Cortana's speech in the Halo3 trailer.
I have defied gods and demons.
I am your shield, I am your sword.
I know you; your past, your future.
This is the way the world ends.
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John says to live above hell.
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