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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 07, 2005 07:56 AM |
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HOMM pick up lines
Can anyone think of any good HOMM or M&M pick up lines? i'd never be stupid enough to use them though, just for a few laughs:
*are you a prostitute? because i hear angels cost 3000 gold. 
*I dont have the Loins of Legion artifact, but my 3rd level creatures still have an increased growth of 4 per week 
*dont worry, this ammo cart is free
i know you people can do better!
(DAMN! i forgot to put the smiley in the title)
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted September 07, 2005 11:03 PM |
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LMAO!!
man those were good!! (but I don't get the amo cart one )
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"You went over my helmet??"
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nuclear_power
Hired Hero
thats me!!
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posted September 07, 2005 11:48 PM |
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*are you a fire elemental, because your hot!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 07, 2005 11:53 PM |
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You're hotter than Octavia!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 08, 2005 11:59 AM |
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heres some more
*if you were a treasure chest, i'd choose the experience over the gold
*My unicorn isnt the only thing with something pointy!
*im not a grand elf, but i can shoot twice in one go
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i havent got any m&m ones:
*I dont need any purple barrels to give me speed!
*do you want to have an "Hour of Power"
and now finally for something not about dirty pleasure
*did you use feather fall... when you fell from Celeste 
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted September 08, 2005 12:31 PM |
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Not-as-funny love-related stuff
*My girlfriend is like the Ultimate Artifact; once lost, she cannot be replaced.
*My girlfriend is like an army; without her, I'm as good as dead.
*My girlfriend is like a Dragon Utopia; if I win her, the rewards will be sweet.
*My girlfriend is like a Castle lighthouse; she's the light of my life.
*My girlfriend is like a Dragon Fly; she always leaves me weak and powerless.
*My girlfriend is like a Meteor Shower; she comes from the heavens and rocks my world!
*My girlfriend is like a Magic Well; she rejuvenates me every time.
*My girlfriend is like a Diamond Golem; she sparkles in the moonlight.
*My girlfriend is like a Sawmill; she keeps my fire burning.
*My girlfriend is like Heroes V; she's kept me waiting for what seems like an eternity.
*My girlfriend is like a Four-Leaf Clover; I feel so lucky!
*My girlfriend is like a pile of Gold; I just can't get enough of her.
-Guitarguy
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 08, 2005 12:45 PM |
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LMAO awesome.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 08, 2005 12:58 PM |
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Quote:
*My girlfriend is like a Meteor Shower; she comes from the heavens and rocks my world!
ROFL! i really like that one, i think i'll use it if i ever run out of compliments.
a line to use when wanting to boast:
*my girlfriend is like HOMM cheats, she makes things easy for me
(and makes things go faster)
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted September 08, 2005 01:16 PM |
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This is fun and involving. I added more to my above post, by the way.
And more.
-guitarguy
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 08, 2005 01:53 PM |
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heres some lines for the girls to use
*im not a genie, but i can still grant your wishes
*im traped in a cage and need someone to save me, dont worry i'll reward you with some 3rd level magic
*maybe we can go back to my place and you can put someting in my serpent hive
(i doubt any women are desperate enough to use these lines)
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 08, 2005 05:39 PM |
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"My Girlfriend is like as sawmill, she gives me wood"
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted September 08, 2005 06:19 PM |
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"My Girlfriend is like as sawmill, she gives me wood"
lol... nice
*My girlfriend is like a Dragon Utopia; even after you get past the scales, the fire breath, and the hostile fury, you might still come away with nutin' worthwhile!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 08, 2005 09:29 PM |
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Would you like to see my purple dragon?
(H1)
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted September 08, 2005 09:59 PM |
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I got a red orb with your name on it!!
Dragon scales for HER pleasure!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 08, 2005 11:50 PM |
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*my resource silo is ready to trade
*mind if i see whats available in your portal of glory?
*its the week of the peasant in 9 months, maybe we should increase the population!
*im like a dwarf, my weapon is large compared to me!
*my magic watch says were gonna have increased peasant population this week, oops must be 9 months fast!
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 12, 2005 02:34 PM |
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted September 12, 2005 11:03 PM |
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OMFG...ROFLMAO...I just couldn't resist and after seeing that picture I couldn't help but to burst out laughing
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted September 12, 2005 11:06 PM |
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Which of these 3 cool guys is YOU Asmo?
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
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posted September 13, 2005 12:36 PM |
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*are you HOMM 5? because i've only seen parts of you and you're already startin' to look good
(and i'd pay alot to play with you before anyone else could)
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted September 22, 2005 03:32 AM |
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Nice thread!
couple of additions to guitarguys love poems regarding his girlfriend
Guitarguy:
"My girlfriend is like a Stable... and smells so.
My girlfriend is like a Mana Vortex, only fills me up once a week. Per visitor.."
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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