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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: About Britney Spears
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Viper
Viper


Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
posted September 08, 2001 09:28 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Viper on 8 Sep 2001

Poll Question:
About Britney Spears

Britney Spears walks through you and says "Hello, my dear" . What spell would you cast?

Responses:
Implosion
Bersek
Meteor Shower
Sorrow
"Forget about magic, let me get her with my Dragons"
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Preserver
Preserver


Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
posted September 08, 2001 09:39 PM

eeh...

What about hypnotize... hehe...

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted September 08, 2001 11:44 PM

hmm, implosion might work, but the dragons would melt her implants

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CraigHack
CraigHack


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Have fantasies, will travel...
posted September 09, 2001 05:42 AM
Edited By: CraigHack on 8 Sep 2001

Hey Viper!

I LOVE Britney Spears!!!! I turn the volumn off and just watch. Try it! It's all good!

Listening is not good ;(

Probably "Clone" would be my spell of choice
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Lupin
Lupin


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who eats Titans for Lunch
posted September 09, 2001 05:50 AM

That would be cool, seeing her be melted alive by the flames of a Black Dragon, or 2, or 3, or 20, or 50, or 100, ...
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Ash-NIR
Ash-NIR


Known Hero
the Black Warlock
posted September 09, 2001 08:55 AM

....Imposion, yep, Imposion for sure... just imagine the outcome... a world free of B.S. ...
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"ana:l nathrakh, u:rth va:s bethud, dokhje:l djenve"  

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 09, 2001 10:53 AM

I have an idea that will bring eternal happiness! First hypnotise, do what you want with the hipnotised Britney Speerz, clone, implosion, do your stuff with the clone etc. till you get bored. But then you can sell the idea to someone else !

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Shadow_Phoenix
Shadow_Phoenix


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Shadow Ruler
posted September 09, 2001 03:53 PM

What about remove obstacle in her clothes?

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted September 09, 2001 04:32 PM

no, that would be like casting 'blind' on yourself

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Viper
Viper


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Lord of Black Magic
posted September 09, 2001 08:06 PM

how about teleporting her on Moon?

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thunderknight
thunderknight


Promising
Famous Hero
posted September 10, 2001 08:29 AM

Got to agree with Preserver. Hehehe.

Clone is also cool if you can handle 2 BS. (one is enough for me )

Then remove obstacle will find its use in this "battle".

How about Frenzy ? a really "hot" and unstoppable BS.

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sikmar
sikmar


Promising
Known Hero
The Moonchild
posted September 10, 2001 09:24 AM

Some spells...

to cast on Britney Spears:

- Haste: to make her sing in a more speed metal way :-)
- Blind: it would be hilarious to see her singing but totally paralyzed... just like the cassette she is
- Sacrifice: use Britney "hitpoints" to resurrect a better musician
- Landmine: imagine it on a show... what a special effect!!
- AntiMagic: let the world see her the way she really is... without make-up and photographic edition.

NOTE: I don't have anything against Miss Spears (She don't cares about me and I don't care about her), but I founded interesting the idea of casting HOMM spells on real persons. I reserve Armageddon to the day I got Armageddon's Blade and come back to my old university... (terrific laugh)


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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted September 10, 2001 01:46 PM

I'd cast 'Disguise' on myself and then kill her with my peasant army!!! That's all she's worth!!!

btw Viper: Great thread, maybe we can start more of these, with different celebs!
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Still
Still


Famous Hero
Your Ultimate Slayer
posted September 10, 2001 03:57 PM

Hmmm...

I would cast "Bless" me!

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Zud
Zud


Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
posted September 10, 2001 04:31 PM

hmmm

First as craig hack mentioned, the sound would have to be turned off, then a combination of spells, hypnotize and blind her, disguise, bless and prayer on myself

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Viper
Viper


Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
posted September 10, 2001 05:12 PM

About spell combinations...

Clone her 3-4 times and than cast bersek (expert fire magic). I'd like to see that

sikmar, i liked your idea with Sacrfice very much.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 10, 2001 05:51 PM

Will anybody say something about my idea? I'd like you to state your opinions.
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Preserver
Preserver


Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
posted September 10, 2001 10:06 PM

I like your idea. Almost sounds a little like mine...

And Viper, you shouldn't be that selfish. What about the poor moon-inhabitans?

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Viper
Viper


Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
posted September 11, 2001 03:18 PM

Oh, my mistake

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Wyvern
Wyvern


Promising
Famous Hero
posted September 11, 2001 03:37 PM

I'll first cast "Summon Christina Aguilera", then "Teleport" myself to a safer place and finally "Visions" to see what's going on there anyway!

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