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The_Prophet
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Protector of Virgin Goats
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posted February 02, 2002 05:24 AM |
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Then there would be peace on Earth and goodwill towards pop singers with controversial body parts. Ah , a Golden Age indeed...
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 02, 2002 03:57 PM |
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Oh, I love this one... very funny... I'd cast "create illusion" and make myself look like her...lol
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 02, 2002 04:02 PM |
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I LOVE Britney Spears!!!! I turn the volumn off and just watch. Try it! It's all good!
Listening is not good ;(
Probably "Clone" would be my spell of choice 
Yes, clone it is lol!!!
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Dar_Kraven
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
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posted July 02, 2002 04:06 PM |
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heh
Cast Earthquake, watch the plastic jiggle, or even better, Cast clone 500 to 600 Times then Earthquake
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 02, 2002 04:09 PM |
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I think one of my roomates summed up the Britney experience best. He said she caused a "stranglef__k response" meaning - you really want to strangle her, but you also, well, you know.
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 02, 2002 04:12 PM |
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Cast Earthquake, watch the plastic jiggle, or even better, Cast clone 500 to 600 Times then Earthquake
Then cast quicksand and have a mud wrestle ROFL!!
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 02, 2002 04:15 PM |
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Damn, i really want to be Britney Spears... lol
Bort... with necromancy, you could strangle her, then bring her back to... well, you know what I mean.
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 02, 2002 04:54 PM |
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Damn, i really want to be Britney Spears... lol
Bort... with necromancy, you could strangle her, then bring her back to... well, you know what I mean.
yeah... use necromancy... that'd work a lot better than what I've been doing... (they don't call me the master puppeteer for nothing)
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 04, 2002 04:27 PM |
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I would use diplomacy.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted July 05, 2002 04:48 AM |
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If I were to cast something on Britney Spears I would cast anti-magic on her and then summon many elementals to bodyguard her from you sick necromantic Britney Haters.
At least her music is much better than those sick, barbaric songs that many of you listen to. Imagine having to face someone like Marlyin Manson or Limp Bizkit face to face. You'd feel that you are being looked upo by a group of necromancers wanting to push you down the drain!
I would not only protect Britney, but any other pop icon who is under threst from many death-based parodies.
HAH!
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sikmar
Promising
Known Hero
The Moonchild
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posted July 05, 2002 02:01 PM |
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Ah, the typical misunderstanding...
...we necromancers are used too. We don't want poor Britney to suffer, we only want to show her the benefits of eternal... well, life. Don't you see, Damacon, that even Britney will grow old? Believe me, surgery and make up are clumsy imitations of our unbeatable Necromancy use.
Ha, Ha, Ha!! I've had a dream! An eternal undead Britney looking like the Queen and the Damned and bringing unholy terror to generations and generations of living people with thousands and thousands of songs...
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DarkManiac
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of Hell
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posted July 05, 2002 07:07 PM |
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Oh GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hypnotize and Silence (it isn't in HoMM  )
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wizardboy
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Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted July 06, 2002 08:15 AM |
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a LIVE Britney maybe...but WHAT? a undead BS...Whoa mama...just imagine a skeleon BS...or even whose a BS zombie...with rotten flesh, eyeballs coming out, and the plastic surgey bits hanging lose...ewwwwwwwwwww
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 06, 2002 05:45 PM |
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At least her music is much better than those sick, barbaric songs that many of you listen to. Imagine having to face someone like Marlyin Manson or Limp Bizkit face to face. You'd feel that you are being looked upo by a group of necromancers wanting to push you down the drain!
Why do people always assume that the only options are Britney Spears or Marilyn Manson? Jeez, of my several hundred CD's, not a single one is Britney, Marilyn Manson or Limp Bizkit.
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Dar_Kraven
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
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posted July 06, 2002 07:55 PM |
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Cast Frost Ring, Freeze her, Then blast bits Of Chunks Off with Magic Arrow, Then Ressurect Her as a Wight....Then Cast Frost Ring again, Freeze her, And Hit her with magic arrow.....THen Ressurect her as a Wight..Then Cast Fros tRing again..Freeze her.and Hit her with Fireball.....then Ressurect her a a wraith, Cast Frost Ring, then Chain Lightning......ANd Speaking of Chain.........Chainsaws Are Good...........Chainsaws are very Good......Good Chainsaws!
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HALT
Known Hero
Knight of Justice
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posted July 06, 2002 08:26 PM |
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im sorry! but i would just command my dragons to seat on her!
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted July 06, 2002 08:31 PM |
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Cast Frost Ring, Freeze her, Then blast bits Of Chunks Off with Magic Arrow, Then Ressurect Her as a Wight....Then Cast Frost Ring again, Freeze her, And Hit her with magic arrow.....THen Ressurect her as a Wight..Then Cast Fros tRing again..Freeze her.and Hit her with Fireball.....then Ressurect her a a wraith, Cast Frost Ring, then Chain Lightning......ANd Speaking of Chain.........Chainsaws Are Good...........Chainsaws are very Good......Good Chainsaws!
a good example of a melted brain if you ask me, but thats just my tossing oppinion....
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted July 06, 2002 08:36 PM |
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Why do people always assume that the only options are Britney Spears or Marilyn Manson? Jeez, of my several hundred CD's, not a single one is Britney, Marilyn Manson or Limp Bizkit.
its coz the music of this generation is so bad that such crap bands/"singers" are able to sell stuff, after they got sponsored by tv and kid magazines...and yes, i would rather be a tavern-mod than having a sinlge britney, marilyn manson or worse limp bizkit cd...
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 07, 2002 12:18 PM |
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Britney Spears = Commercial Music
Commercial Music = Music created which only purpose is to make money.
Music created which only purpose is to make money = Crap music
Conclusion:
Britney Spears = Crap Music
so there
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 07, 2002 12:53 PM |
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Britney Spears = Commercial Music
Commercial Music = Music created which only purpose is to make money.
Music created which only purpose is to make money = Crap music
Conclusion:
Britney Spears = Crap Music
so there
Britney Spears = Damn fine piece of ass!
So there!
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