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kookastar
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posted June 01, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Well Big Brother:
So far I guess it's been OK. I guess I thought the people here would be a bit friendlier, but ya get that. There's not a lot to do.
Matt keeps to himself...
William trys to talk to people and then wanders off on his own again...
Tina's cool but she's too wrapped up in the boys.
Vasya's sweet but a bit hard to understand
Roos is another loner, although he talked to william for a while.
I guess I need to start talking to the bot some, I do like flesh better than pixels though.
That just leaves T-Boner, he's about the only one in here that is giving me the time of day.
So I guess the house is pretty lonely big bro, and we need a bit more action...
It's only early though, maybe thing's will pick up.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted June 01, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Thank you Kyrah. You may return to the house
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kookastar
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posted June 01, 2006 10:53 AM |
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Well that was probably the most boring thing I could have said...
I get up and head back outside, I really need a swim now. Hopefully there is still some water left in the pool.
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roos
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posted June 01, 2006 02:25 PM |
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roos
wakes up and yells good morning to all the housemates
even though it isnt moring anymore
roos is very ernegised and starts running around screaming
then joins in tlaking with some of the other house mates
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plz give my site a chance
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u arent restricted to one subject
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TitaniumAlloy
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Professional
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posted June 01, 2006 03:26 PM |
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*wake up in the middle of some random house in the middle of the Gold Coast*
Dammit. I didn't plan this last night did I?
*rolls over and sees Kyrah heading for the pool*
God we didn't do it did we? 
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John says to live above hell.
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted June 01, 2006 04:07 PM |
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This is Big Brother...
Housemates you must realise, this is not a holiday, and there will be things that need doing in the house. The holiday period is over. It is time for Big Brother to start enforcing rules and tasks.
You already have the task to guess the codeword, you will all be given an oppertunity to guess on monday.
Microphones must be worn at all times. The only exception to this is when in the pool, spa or shower. When you engage in these activities be sure to take them off and put them on again after. Failure to do so will result in a punishment. This will either be a $5000 fine, which will be deducted from your $1,000,000 prize, or something decided by Big Brother.
To help you get out of this "Holiday" mood, Big Brother has a surprise for you... its time to nominate. Each housemate will send his nominations to Big Brother via IM. You will nominate one housemate for 2 points, and another for 1 point, giving sufficiant reasons why in each case. failure to do so might see yourself on the nomination block.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted June 01, 2006 04:57 PM |
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Vasya
Right after Vasya has found the washroom, the mage of the land has put him into a deep sleep that he could not wake up from. Every time Vasya tried to wake up, the mage of the land said "no more than 20 posts in 24 hours" and put Vasya back to sleep.
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted June 01, 2006 06:29 PM |
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*Lorshan Aurra returns to the living room of the house and stands there, as one would who is expecting to recieve dozens, nay, hundreds of questions.*
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 01, 2006 10:36 PM |
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Tina
After getting dressed up again Tina enters the living room and drops exhausted on the couch. What is this, the bot chick stares at me like she is waiting for something... It is becoming really freaky, I hope she is not a killbot or some other sick bot that is having a shortage of nuts...
"Is my hair on fire? I am dressed aren't I... I did put on my undies this time... I hope..." Checks for undies and her hair, oh yeah the weekly task and the damn password... "So... Can I call you Luarra? What is the last thing that you remember before losing you activation code?"
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted June 01, 2006 10:40 PM |
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Lorshan-Aurra: Me and my master were caught in a swarm of bees. I was fine of course but he unfortunately died from the stings.
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 01, 2006 10:52 PM |
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Tina
"Well then, if the code is not... AAAAHHHHHhhhh, ****ing bees all over me!!! Stinging my ***, oh god someone please help me!!! The horrible pain!!! Crap I'm gonna die aren't I!!! NOoooooooo... Then I am empty from ideas..."
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted June 01, 2006 11:01 PM |
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*Lorshan-Aurra stares straight ahead and then suddenly bursts into tears, sobbing wildly.*
Lorshan-Aurra: My master...
*after awhile she collects herself and resumes her normal demeanour.*
Lorshan-Aurra: No that wasn't the code word. My Master set the codeword once and then never reset it the entire time I was blessed to be with him.
G-Bone: How about "you's mine now *****!". Is that the keyword? heh heh.
Lorshan-Aurra: Oh no, that's not it, sorry.
G-Bone: Do you even know what the code-word is?
Lorshan-Aurra: Yes it's in my brain but it's kept seperate from my central processing core and memory functions. So I don't know what the code-word is but I will recognize it once I hear it.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted June 01, 2006 11:41 PM |
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Edited by russ at 23:45, 01 Jun 2006.
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Vasya
Wakes up. Looks at Tina, then at Loshan.
hooooorsssiiiiiieeeeee 
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gorman
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Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 02, 2006 08:07 AM |
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As a new day rises I put on a fresh pair of clothes as well as deoderant and the microphone that all housemates are required to wear. I stepped out into the kitchen, making myself a bowl of cereal and gazing around the house. Having finished, I then set forth to washing dishes that may have been dirty from previous.
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Lord_Pc
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Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted June 02, 2006 08:42 AM |
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Pierre hadnt done much while in the house. he rarely talked to the housemates. he slept when he was tired. he ate when he was hungry. and Pierre went in the pool when he needed a clean.
wakes up in the pool
"argh, fell asleep in the pool. it must be 1 in the morning. better get to my bed"
stubles to the bedrooms. finds matt in his bed. finds an empty bed and falls asleep. wakes up again in the morning
"ahhh. everyone is out having fun. now its my turn"
walks over to and urinates on matts clothes and other luggage
"ok, now that that is done lets socalise"
sits down on a couch waiting for someone to come and talk...
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted June 02, 2006 09:02 AM |
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Housemates. Big Brother would like to know, how much of next weeks budget you rest upton this weeks task. 50%, 100% or nothing.
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted June 02, 2006 09:28 AM |
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G-Bone: zero percent sounds right to me. I don't know nothing about this master dude, what was his name...Brensilatus or something?
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 02, 2006 09:33 AM |
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William looks at G-Bone and then turns away and starts trying to initiate a conversation with some of the girls that are currently swimming in the pool.
He talks to some of them for a little while before heading over to the weights and pumping some iron.
He is sweating like a pig when he finishes so he grabs his towle which is folded neatly beside of him, wipes the sweat off of his forehead and then gets up, and walks to the swimming pool, and hops into the icy cold water, which sends shivers up his spine, which in effect makes him cold all over.
He gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen...
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted June 02, 2006 09:44 AM |
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*G-Bone motions Lorshan-Aurra to come over to him. She walks over and he talks to her.*
G-Bone: Hey Miss Venus I have a request for you.
Lorshan-Aurra: Sure, Mr. G-Bone
G-Bone: Yeah, can you just kill me right now because I'd rather die a quick painless death than this slow excruciating death from boredom I'm goin' through right now.
Lorshan-Aurra: Why sure, Mr. G-Bone
Lorshan Aurra walks over to G-Bone and rips his head off like plucking a flower. Blood sprays everywhere, on the walls, the ceiling. Everyone runs out of the room screaming.
Lorshan-Aurra: Did I do something wrong?
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 02, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Tina
"Yes it would make a great movie theme G-Bone, you were right. It should be called the "Big brother fembot masacre", could be a blockbuster... Now Luarra do you remember your masters first words that he said to you? Or maybe you remember some of the things that you did to him after he said the codeword...?"
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