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Lord_Pc
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posted June 03, 2006 01:18 PM |
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"wait for a minute before you open the bag Max. i need to take care of something first"
Pierre follows Tina into the kitchen. Tina turns around, suprised to see Pierre
"Well Tina, you may hate the french. but dont take it out on a pure Spanish person like myself"
Spits on his hand. Slaps Tina
"adiós muchacha pobre"
Walks back to join Max
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 03, 2006 01:24 PM |
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William angered by his bag taking goes into the diary room.
He comes out 5 minutes later a little happier, but then discovers max trying to open the bag.
William runs screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, almost as if in slow-mo, and jumps over G-Bone, does a front flip over Max and at the same time grabbing the bag, and then doing a commando roll onto the ground before flipping back up onto his feet.
"how do you like that you theives" William asks while puffing at the same time and then sitting down trying to regain his breath.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 03, 2006 02:17 PM |
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Tina
Fills up a cold glass of water, then enraged from Pierres ugly behaviour goes to the living room and finds Vasya still out on the couch. Nothing that a good cold shower couldn't fix, spills the glass in Vasyas face and looks at the cieling while whistling.
"Hhaaxxxooorrrzzz, waaattteeer cooooolllddd yyaaaawwwwhhhhrrr!!!" Vasya wakes up and tries to figure stuff out, "Tiiinnaaa, ppiiiee and hooorsssiieee!"
"No pie now Vasya bunny, I have another task for you and your strong arms," pets him on the head "There is this one fellow that has eaten all of your pie, he is down the hall... I baked the most delicious pie just for you, but he ate it and then slapped me in the face..." shows him a red mark, notices the rage building up inside Vasya and smiles inside "Now you know what you have to do... Come I'll take you to him."
Grabs Vasyas hand and takes him to the hall, there William holds some kind of bag and this Max dude is laughing at him, strange... Oh here is Pierre, points her finger at him and lets Vasya loose... With one of his hands Vasya grabbed Pierre by his throat, lifted him up from the floor and slammed him into the wall, with his other hand he rammed his fist into Pierres smomach with an awefull and sickening sound. Pierre dropped to the floor, and started crawling around on all four trying to catch his breath...
"PPPIIIIIIEEEEE!!! MMMIIIINNNNEEE!!!" Vasya screamed like a madman, Tina smiled, noone had any idea about what is going on but she was very satisfied.
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Lord_Pc
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posted June 03, 2006 02:37 PM |
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Vasya lets me catch my breath. time enough for me to speak
"Tina is lying. i made you a pie and Tina ate it. then she slapped me"
shows vasya red mark on face
"i baked the pie. then she ate it, then she slapped me. look at that smirk on her face. and look at those crust crumbs on her clothes. she at you pie"
Vasya storms towards Tina. then gives her a good spanish bashing
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 03, 2006 02:47 PM |
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Tina
Vasya tried to give Tina a spanish bashing but for the lack of knowledge of spanish, or at least who is that "Span" guy he just started sobbing and laid his head on Tinas honkhonks so that she could comfort him and pet him again. It was a tough hour in Vasyas life but he knew that Tina would make it all better...
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Lord_Pc
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Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted June 03, 2006 03:43 PM |
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Walks into the Diary Room
"Big Brother, i thought you would like some human made choc roles"
Walks out of diary room and steps into the spa.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thats more like it"
Pierre leaves the spa and several brown roles rise to the top of the water in the spa
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 03, 2006 03:59 PM |
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Pierre goes back into the living room and sits down on the couch, before Max jumps over the back of the couch from behind and sits down.
"So Pierre. We need to figure out how to get that bag."
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted June 03, 2006 09:24 PM |
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After finding my urinated on belongs. I take a wild guess at whom might have done such a dastardly deed. Finding a bag labled with "Pierre" on it, I take a massive dump in the bag and zip it tight for good measure before returning it back where it belonged. I then proceed to wash my baggage to get rid of the smell of disease ridden urine.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 09:36 PM |
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*G-Bone goes over and whispers in Matt's ear. They come back*
G-Bone: Hey Ms. Venus can you please open that screen door right there?
*Lorshan-Aurra walks over and opens the screen door that leads to the pool. Meanwhile Matt and G-Bone walk back over to the sofa.*
G-Bone: Allright bishes, let's kick it
*Matt picks up one end of the sofa and G-Bone picks up the other end of the sofa. The two buff men haul it out the door at top speed and throw it into the pool with Pierre and Max still sitting on it. Water splashes everywhere and Pierre starts swearing in French*
Pierre: Sacre Bleu!
G-Bone: heh heh, hows the water there Pierre? heh heh
*Matt and G-bone give each other high-fives*
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 03, 2006 09:44 PM |
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Tina
Tina comes running to the pool side with one hand holding her nose tightly and in the other hand some little bag with brown chunks in it.
"Looky here, I found these in the spa just floating there and stinking up the entire place. So with a little help from my trusty fishing net, I managed to gather them all up and now the only thing that is left for me to do is return them to their owner!"
Accurtely holds the little baggy and throws them at the cursing frenchy mumbling in the pool
"Guess the pool would be out of order for some time untill we renew the water but it's better for all of us, we will have more time to get to know each other."
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Lord_Pc
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posted June 04, 2006 03:24 AM |
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I duck and the bag lands in the pool just infront of max
"Tina, whats that on your leg?"
Tina looks down and to her horror she finds a choc role squashed on her knee.
"I guess your little fishing net has a few holes in it"
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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gorman
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posted June 04, 2006 04:27 AM |
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After heaving the sofa out of the house, I proceed to grab a couple of beers and hand one to G-bone for a job well done.
Matt: You deserved it. But I gotta know who the hell ya are first.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 04, 2006 04:42 AM |
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G-Bone: Yo, yo I'm the one you saw on the evening news, yo
but now I'm out and I aint gonna lose yo
I'm gonna be the one with the robot on my ****
all night dig it, and I aint gonna stop
you be playin me, you best be slayin me
or you'll be face in the dirt with your homeys all praisin ye
check it boyzzzzzzz
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 04, 2006 04:44 AM |
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William thinks of the strangeness of G-Bone, but then stops thinking about it, and then walks past Tina and gives her a dirty and evil look.
He walks into the bedroom, only to find out that his bag has been opened and his stuff was sprawled all over the ground.
Who could have done this he thought to himself, and then started shoving his things back into his bag.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 04, 2006 08:14 AM |
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Max gets up out of the water and grabs G-bone by the back of his head and gives him five or six beastly punches to the face.
"hahaha nice joke man!"
Punches again in the gut, then helps him up
"Just kidding. I'm not really mad  "
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 04, 2006 08:18 AM |
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William sees G-Bone get punched, and then he starts to laugh at him.
G-Bone looks over and then William looks away and starts walking chuckling to himself and thinking "what a weakling, what a damn wealking, here weak weak weak weakling haha".
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 04, 2006 08:45 AM |
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Max goes into the diary room.
"Hey Big Brother."
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John says to live above hell.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted June 04, 2006 08:55 AM |
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Max... Is there anything in particular you would like to discuss with Big Brother?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted June 04, 2006 08:57 AM |
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Housemates. Te nominations are in. Housemates up for eviction this week are...
Roos...
Matt... and
William.
That is all.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 04, 2006 09:07 AM |
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"No not really. Just saying hi. Hows Big Sister doing?"
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