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posted June 09, 2006 02:34 PM |
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While William is assulting Roos, his popcorn filled pouch falls from his pocket. Kyrah runs behind him, snatching it up and concealing it once more. She could really do with some popcorn...
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posted June 09, 2006 08:40 PM |
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G-Bone: Awright everyone we’re gonna have some fun now
*comes into living with scotch and cigars, sets them on the table.*
G-Bone: W’ere gonna celebrate our first eviction.
*goes to Kitchen, gets pan out and sets it on stove, pours some oil in it. *
G-Bone: Ross, er Roos, however you say his name, is gone. Heh heh I guess we’ll never know what the proper way to say his name is now heh heh.
*turns stove on, grabs several shot glasses, walks back to living room*
G-Bone: Awright while that’s warming up for the briscuit let’s see how this Scotch tastes. Help yourselves to the Cigars, I won’t be smokin that **** unless there’s some ***** inside of it.
Matt:*Matt walks over and grabs a cigar* Thanks G-Bone, these looks like good ones too.
*G-Bone pours a shot and drinks it. *
G-Bone: Whooooo, that’s some good stuff. Biggie you shoulda given us a bigger bottle.
*starts pouring shots for everybody. Matt takes out lighter and lights cigar. Leaves lighter on table. G-Bone notices lighter and sees confederate flag on it. *
Matt: hey don’t worry about it, that don’t mean nothing.
G-Bone: Sure, sure… *grabs lighter and plays with it. Notices Vasya is watching him with fascination. * Here Vassy, you wanna play with it? *Shows Vasya how to use lighter. *
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posted June 09, 2006 08:56 PM |
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Edited by russ at 21:18, 09 Jun 2006.
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Vasya
Vasya starts playing with the lighter.
eee-hheee-heee
heee-heee
Suddenly Gorman notices a small gray fluffy mouse in the far corner, jumps up and screams in a very high pitch voice:
aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, Gorman trips the bottle of scotch, it quickly spills on the tablecloth and on Vasya's pants. The scotch catches fire from Vasya's lighter. Both the tablecloth and Vasya's groening are now on fire. Vasya screams and runs forward, knocking the table down. The carpet catches fire from the burning table cloth and scotch. Vasya continues his mad bull rush until he crushes into Loshan.
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kookastar
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posted June 09, 2006 08:58 PM |
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FIRE!
Kyrah heads into the kitchen to see if there is any scotch left...
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 09, 2006 09:04 PM |
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*after Kyrah goes into Kitchen she screams again. .*
Kyrah: G-BONE your pan’s on fire!!
G-Bone: Oh ****
*G-Bone runs into kitchen. Sees that the oil in the pan has caught fire while he was playing with lighter.*
G-Bone:Oh **** **** ****. What are we supposed to do? ****
*looks around for a minute. .*
G-Bone:Man where’s the stinguisher?!
*takes pan and pours oil into trashcan. Trashcan suddenly blazes up. .*
G-Bone:**** that wasn’t good!
*Lorshan Aurra runs over and grabs garbage can.*
Lorshan-Aurra: I’ll just drop this in the pool
*Suddenly Vasya slams into Lorshan-Aurra, sending her and the trashcan into the curtains. The curtains light up.*
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posted June 09, 2006 09:19 PM |
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Tina
"Hey what the **** is happening here!? I really need my beauty rest..." Notices the living room in flames, and everybody besides Vasya freaked out. Vasya takes his time to enjoy the enveloping flames, oh oh he tries to pet the flame...
"Yaaaawwwwwwhhhhhrrrrrrhhhhhhrrrrrr!!! Fiiiirrreee Bbaaaaaddd!!! HAXXORZ!!!" Vasya shouts and hides behind Tina.
"Maybe those fluffy pillows will help put out the fire..." Grabs the pillows from the couch and starts pounding the curtains, feathers fly everywhere and immediately catch on fire, the couch is now roasting good...
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posted June 09, 2006 09:23 PM |
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Kyrah, feels the warmth of the flames and her craving for popcorn becomes stronger, taking out the pouch and throwing the gold gems onto flamed up lounge she waits. Soon it starts to pop and she laughs while catching the pieces in her mouth as they fly across the room. Ah the room, there isn't much left of it now...
"Holy snow!"
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posted June 09, 2006 09:24 PM |
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*Suddenly the electricity shorts out. Sparks fly from all the outlets. All the electricity in the house goes off. *
G-Bone: We need to get the **** out of here.
*Takes a chair from the kitchen and brings it to living room. Throws chair through the window. Glass sprays everywhere. Matt sees that and thinks it looks like fun so he jumps over the carpet fire, dodges the curtain fire, grabs two chairs and brings them back to the living room. Throws one through one window, throws the other through another window*
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posted June 09, 2006 09:30 PM |
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Edited by russ at 21:38, 09 Jun 2006.
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Vasya
The curtain lights up and this causes Vasya (who is lying on Loshan) to scream again:
*indistinguishable growling-howling sound*
Loshan says:
Oh, master! You've activated my codeword! Take me! Take me now!!!
Loshan wraps her arms around Vasya. At this point of time, Vasya realizes that now his d**k is on fire (after the scotch has burned through his pants). Vasya sets himself free from Loshan and runs away. Loshan runs after him. One of the burning curtains gets stuck on Loshan's leg.
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kookastar
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posted June 09, 2006 09:35 PM |
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Thank Goodness TBone is there to save the day. His body is glistening with the flickering glow of the fire as he and Gorman smash the glass. What is wrong with her, the snowing house is snowing burning down! The oxygen from outside rushes in and soon the flames rise higher, burning the ceileing. The smoke is thick as Kyrah grabs a coughing William and tries to lead him outside.
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posted June 09, 2006 09:39 PM |
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Tina
G-Bone starts violently throwing chairs in all directions, one of them hits William in the ballz, from the horrible pain he looses conciousness and all of his senses and collapses to the ground.
"G-Bone you killed William! You bastard! Oh well nope he is breathing still... ****! Well now you need to carry him out yourself it's your stinkin' fault!" Gives G-Bone a stern look.
"Now where is Vasya? He badly needs my assistance to put out his d***, and I'm a d*** specialist..."
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posted June 09, 2006 09:43 PM |
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G-Bone: Awright this party is over. I’m outtie
*hears Tina going on about something but can’t understand over the roar of the electrical outs and the fires. Jumps out window. *
Matt: *Matt grabs William and hefts him onto his shoulders. * I’ll take care of you, don’t you worry. I always wanted to be a fireman you know. *Walks to window, punches the glass shards out of place and jumps out onto a bush *
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posted June 09, 2006 09:47 PM |
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Vasya
Vasya continues charging through the hallways, Loshan runs after him, spreading more and more fire with the curtain stuck on her leg.
Master! Oh, Master! I love you!!! I want you now!!!
Finally Vasya crushes through a flimsy wooden wall and runs into the backyard. He sees the pool and jumps in it. Loshan runs out and notices Vasya jumping into the pool. She quickly jumps in after him.
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posted June 09, 2006 09:48 PM |
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Kyrah walks out of the house with the others, turns around as the roof begins to cave in, and smiles.
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posted June 09, 2006 09:58 PM |
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Tina
Tina is the last one to run out from the house just before it collapses down and bites the dust...
"Well, I guess the nightmare is over... Is Pierre around?" Looks for Pierre in the crowd, finds him breathing heavily goes over and spinkicks him in the crotch with most accuracy.
"Damn french! Tfuuii! You are always saved by your frog legs! Hey Max, you wanna have sex, with my ex and eat cakes off my legs?"
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posted June 09, 2006 10:08 PM |
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*G-Bone reaches the street and watches the house slowly begin to collapse in the flames. Then he sees Matt emerge carrying William on his shoulders. Matt looks proud, like he was waiting all his life to be a hero. He then sees Kyrah emerge. *
G-Bone: Hey did you see those other guys in there.
Kyrah: * looks back* They should be coming soon
G-Bone: Man I hope Einstein made it out okay
*The four of them sit on the road and watch. Sirens can be heard in the distance. *
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posted June 09, 2006 10:26 PM |
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Sitting down next to G-Bone Kyrah watches as Tina chaces Max towards them. She still can't believe this is happening. There were still 6 beers left in the frige...
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posted June 09, 2006 10:33 PM |
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*The fire crew arrives and starts spraying what’s left of the house. There’s also some reporters there. A reporter comes up to Matt*
Reporter: So what exactly happened?
Matt: The house burned down.
G-Bone: *Gbone comes up to the reporter. * Hey can I borrow your cell?
*The reporter passes the phone to G-Bone. G-Bone takes the phone and dials*
G-Bone: Hey whassup….No the house burned down…we’re all just sitting around watching it. There’s a big plume a smoke too, maybe you can see it….how the **** do I know if they’re gonna put that on TV?....can’t you come pick me up right now?....What am I supposed to do just sit here?...awright…awright.. awright…see ya. * looks at the phone for a minute for the off button, gives up. hands the phone back to the reporter * here you go…
*G-Bone turns to Kyrah* hey what you doin now? You wanna ride back to the city?
*Something suddenly goes shooting up from the back of burning embers. It’s Lorshan-Aurra, she just jumped over the house. She walks over to the group but she looks lost. Suddenly she starts sobbing wildly. *
Lorshan-Aurra: If only I hadn’t dragged him from the water and had sex with him, he’s still be alive. At least I can be happy knowing that my master was able to enjoy me once before the flaming wall fell on us and killed him.
*She breaks into tears again and turns to the burning house. *
Lorshan-Aurra: Master, I’ll always remember you.
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posted June 09, 2006 11:02 PM |
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Kyrah hears G-Bone's offer and feels the relief wash over her.
"Sure"
The bot comes over sobbing about her master being dead... Vasya.
"Let's get out of here"
Kyrah turns again towards the bot who is crying now, shaking with little control. Remebering the *indistinguishable growling-howling sound* she heard Vaysa murmer, she whispers it in Lorshan-Aurra's ear. Then grabs her hand, "Come on lady, I'll take care of you."
"You don't mind do you boner?"
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posted June 09, 2006 11:19 PM |
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G-Bone: do I mind? do I mind? heh heh. Why don't you tell me a little about yourself Kyrah while we're waiting for my brother to come pick me up?
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