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posted June 02, 2006 10:26 AM |
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Lorshan-Aurra
Yes the very first things that he said to me we're: "Well why don't we start by you telling me everything you can do." I'm translating from the original Latin of course.
He took me back to his Villa where he brought me to an unused servants quarters. Over the space of several hours he **censored** me three times and I **censored** his **censored** once. Later he took me to the stables where he had me hide for the rest of the night. At this point in time he had not yet changed the password. In the morning he had me hide in a cart, which he brought into the city centre. He purchased some servants clothes for me and also several other supplies which I did not need, and then brought me back to the villa, where he presented me to his wife as a new servant girl.
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posted June 02, 2006 10:35 AM |
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*Max gets up and walks over to the bloodstained robot*
"So miss robot lady, you think you can fool me with your fake little murder stunt?"
*wipes blood off of her hands with a finger and licks it*
"Well, it tastes like blood... whatever. How about we have a sit down."
*L-A sits down on the couch and Max starts massaging her shoulders.*
"I'm a robot masseuse. I don't respond to massage."
"Sure you don't. Now I've got an idea, how about you sit back, relax and just tell us the codeword?"
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 02, 2006 10:41 AM |
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Lorshan-aurra:
I'd really like to help you guys but I don't know what it is myself. I just know that all of my functions will become fully activated when I hear it expressed to me verbally.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 02, 2006 11:04 AM |
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"Come on Lorsh. I know you know it  "
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John says to live above hell.
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russ
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posted June 02, 2006 07:23 PM |
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Vasya
After withnessing G-Bone's massacre, Vasya looked at what used to be G-Bone for some time and eventually figured out that G-Bone doesn't want to talk to him right now, and most likely won't do that in the future, which made him a bit sad - G-Bone looked like a nice guy at first. He then walked over to Loshan (who was just talking to some guy) with the intention of starting a conversation and making friends with her:
"amm... ugghs?"
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 02, 2006 09:24 PM |
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*Suddenly G-Bone leaps from behind the sofa.*
G-Bone: HAh hah we got you good. That was just a little practical joke me and Lorshan cooked up for yall's fun. Yo check it, that head there is made a spam. hah hah. *G-Bone walks over to Lorshan-Aurra and strokes finger across blood on Lorshan's shoulder, than tastes it.* Have some corn syrup with your waffles boys and girls. hah hah
We got yall good, hah hah.
{i]*Meanwhile Lorshan-Aurra turns to Vasya*
Lorshan-Aurra: That's surprising to find somebody that knows Venusian here. *pronounces string of unintelligible gibberesh to Vasya*
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posted June 02, 2006 09:30 PM |
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kyrah
I swam laps until all the tension and frustration had been freed then walked inside to hear the dark stallion laughing about some spam. I could relate to that.
Sitting down next to Tina I smiled at her evil stare, then mirrored her look of shock as Lorshan-Aurra started speaking to Vasya in Venusian.
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posted June 02, 2006 09:49 PM |
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Tina
Looked in shock at Lorshan-Aurra speaking to a sleeping Vasya. Guess the mage of the land has taken him out again with his 20 posts in 24 hours rule, well cest la vi... Looks to her right and sees the Kyrah chick smiling a full ear to ear smile at her.
"You are really into me eh? Joking, maybe you aren't as bad as I thought you were, maybe we have a chance to become girlfriends after all. But beware I hate to be doublecrossed, and I have the sharpest teeth and nails in the whole western hemosphere..." Smiles at Kyrah and pets her on the hand gently...
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posted June 02, 2006 09:57 PM |
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"I like sharp nails". I could feel them biting in to my hand, man they were really sharp.
"Do you think Big Brother might put another female intruder in here soon? We could do with more estrogen in here."
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posted June 02, 2006 10:08 PM |
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Tina
"Estrowhat? Oh no I'm not pregnant, but thanks. Oh yeah more girls, could be fun!" Smiles politely. WTF more bloodsucking *****es strolling their luguage around here, oh no homegirl, that I will not allow... "Maybe we need more "normal" men around, I think what we have here are some spoils from other shows, you dig? Like class B or C guys... Sighs sadly
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posted June 02, 2006 10:17 PM |
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"Yeah you're right about the lack of talent in here. Where did they find these guys? I heard there was some dynamite guy coming in here but they replaced him with someone else. Figures. I'll be glad when someone works out this whole code-word thingy"
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posted June 03, 2006 04:22 AM |
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William hears Tina and that talking and decides to go over and join, but then he sees Roos over on the weights.
He talks to him for a while before heading back inside, as it was quite cold out.
He walks into the bedroom, only to see that some of his stuff is missing.
He wonders who could have done such a thing, and then he thinks....
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
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posted June 03, 2006 04:37 AM |
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sees william looking for something in the bedroom. walks over to see what is happening
"whatcha looking for Will?"
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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william
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posted June 03, 2006 04:38 AM |
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"Im looking for my bag which contained some thing, would you know where to find it, or have you seen a bag, it is black and it is not that big, could you please tell me?"
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posted June 03, 2006 04:56 AM |
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"check around Tina's things. she seems kinda shifty to me"
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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william
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posted June 03, 2006 04:58 AM |
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"ok thanks I will look right now" William says.
He walks over towards Tinas things, and moves some stuff out of the way, and then he sees his bag with all of his things in it still.
He is getting angry but decides to go to the diary room to tell Big Brother of what has happened.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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posted June 03, 2006 05:14 AM |
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sees william find his black bag in tina's things. william leaves looking angry. whispers to himself...
"Tina Tina Tina"
grabs one of tina's bags. walks into bathroom. drops Tina's bag in the tiolet bowl
"ahhhh. justice has been served"
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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posted June 03, 2006 12:30 PM |
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Max gets bored of Los Angeles or whatever her name is ignoring him
'bloody robot *****' walks off into the bedroom to see willy sulk off into the Diary Room.
"What happened, bro?" ask Pierre
"Umm.. Tina took William's bag and hid it, he's gone to tell Big Brother."
"Well what was in it?"
"No idea." Max grins.
"Well then, lets find out  "
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posted June 03, 2006 01:00 PM |
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Tina
Walks down the hall and spots Pierre, savors up all of her strengh then slaps him on the face so hard that the guy stumbles and falls to the floor. He starts sobbing and with a squeeky abrupt voice asks her, "But what's that for...?"
"I hate the french... Pierre!" Spits on the floor and continues walking to the kitchen.
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posted June 03, 2006 01:14 PM |
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Housemates. Not all of you have nominated. Please proceed to do so through IM.
Housemates, Big Brother would like to be entertained. As an extension of this weeks task, Big Brother will allocate points to each housemate who does something that entertains Big Brother. The winner will receive a prize.
G-Bone - 2 points
L-A - 2 points
That is all
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