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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 06, 2006 12:45 PM

Well, well, well, somebody actually notices me... that's new

I don't think I'm bastard enough to join, but I have tried altering the lyrics of songs and I kinda liked two of the results: "The Final Countdown" and "Smoke On The Water". I can post them somewhere if you'd like that, maybe start a new thread...

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russ
russ


Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
posted October 06, 2006 06:46 PM
Edited by russ at 18:48, 06 Oct 2006.

When he yells, it is so loud that it bends the universe around him causing his scream to travel at supersonic speeds.



As for the non-HC image - I got lucky and the first google image that popped up looked like a perfect fit.


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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 12:17 AM
Edited by kookastar at 07:37, 07 Oct 2006.

That is a great avi for SS - you can move back one too

@Geny.  Cool, post them please  Are you sure you won't play?

These tasks are yet to be attempted...
@ Dragon_Slayer
Write a 'jingle' promoting a bastard product and move back 2 spaces


Vadskye91
Since Stairway to Heaven is too sacred I'll try you with this one...
Alter the lyrics of The Sound of Music{link previous page} for a Bastard Band and move back 2 spaces.


Iris
Leave an message on an answering machine telling your boyfriend why you won't be going out with them tonight after all
Penalty for non submit - forward 2 spaces.  Reward, back 1


You have another 24 hrs.
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 07:12 AM
Edited by kookastar at 07:29, 07 Oct 2006.

Quote:
"The opponent of your choice must insult the clothes of the person on their left."

I am going to die! It will be slow and painful, as death from hunger can only be.

You see, after having beared witness to the tragedy which is IRISCANNOTPOST's fashion-sense, I will never be able to keep any food in my stomach again. Even now, I am starting to gag and dry-heave as I simply mention her name. If only I could forget what I saw, I would eventually recover; but images of her ripped fishnet stockings (that actually smelled like rotting fish ), her blood-stained tshirt (likely from getting smacked around by her pimp, TnT), and her brown granny-underwear that she wore on the outside (and they weren't that colour to begin with, if you know what I mean ) have permanently burned themselves into my mind.

BARFFF!

Sorry about that. I couldn't help hold back once I thought about the accesories that I had seen IRISCANNOTPOST wear. For some obscene reason, she believed that wearing grocery bags as shoes was considered appropriate footwear for the local food-court. And to add insult to injury, she was "sporting" (and I use the term loosely) old & used condoms as mittens!

The saddest thing about this whole fiasco, besides the fact that I will die, is that I don't even think that IRISCANNOTPOST knew that she looked like something that had come out of Oscar the Grouch's butt. How do I know that? Well, not only was she petting a cat that I had earlier seen on the street as roadkill, but she was also calling for an old piece of KFC that was stuck in her hair to start singing like a canary.

BARFFF!


Iriscan'tpost: I need to know if you were offended by this please
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 07:31 AM
Edited by kookastar at 11:57, 07 Oct 2006.

Game Update
As you can see, it is still really close.  If you find any mistakes please let me know


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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 07, 2006 10:06 AM

Quote:
@Geny.  Cool, post them please

I'm currently working on a very special version of Stairway to Heaven, when I finish it I'll post it here along with my other songs.

Quote:
Are you sure you won't play?

Yeah, when started writing the new "stairway to heaven" I realized I just can't be bastardy enough to join

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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 10:24 AM

Yeah you are right, Iris and I have bastard tatooed on our forehead

Looking foward to seeing the lyrics
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted October 07, 2006 11:18 AM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 11:20, 07 Oct 2006.

What's the object of the game? (I'm lazy and don't want to read anything)

Edit: I read the first post. So I'll join.

On a side note...

My goal is to get to 30 asap! Haha this game is gonna be so over in like 2 weeks and all I gotta do is nothing.
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 11:20 AM
Edited by kookastar at 11:59, 07 Oct 2006.

You get given questions when it is your turn - or others can pass their questions on to you... blahblah.

You check the thread every day, when you see a question for you, you pretend you are a bastard, and answer it.

Great, I'm adding your name to the list after V.  So you will have a question posted tomorrow sometime YAYAYAY

Game board edited to include RSF
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 07, 2006 12:07 PM bonus applied.
Edited by Geny at 10:16, 15 Jun 2007.

*WARNING*
Long post ahead

Ladies and Gentlemen Bastardess and Bastards, it's time to take a break from planning the conquest of the world and relax.
I'm Geny - the lurking rocker and our host kookastar *applause* has hired me to be your entertaiment for the evening.So get yourselves three rock classics - Stairway To Heaven, Final Countdown, Smoke On The Water, mute the singers, sit down and prepare to enjoy the new and improved lyrics of these songs.

Is everyone ready?
No?
Iris, you can finish recording your message afterwards...
RSF, get in and get organized already...
Is everyone ready now?

Great, then let's begin.
I'd like to dedicate this first song to the member who encouraged me to be here with you tonight kooka.

LET'S ROCK!!!

***NOTE: To all those who think I don't respect the original songs: I love all of them! My lyrics, like all other parodies, are not blasphemy but a recognition of the greatness of the songs and their authors.

Hero Of Legend (aka "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)

There's a kooka who's sure
All that's spammy is gold
She's becoming a hero of legend.
When woock's out of the way
They will all have to pay
'Cause she'll have at least eight yellow stars.
Ooh, ooh, she's becoming a hero of legend.

There's a volcanic thread
Where she spreads her spam web
'Cause she knows that's the way to get forward.
On Australian tree
Kookabura bird sings,
Sings about English literature.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look in this thread,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
But I can't look away
I don't know what to say,
Like all others I'm standing and looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And she's whispered that soon
If we all join her tune
Then the kooka will lead us to power.
And a new day will dawn,
HC mods will be gone
And the spammers will laugh out loud.

You may not have a flood protect, but
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just some rule change of the spam queen.
Yes, there are two stars you can get here
But in the long run
We all know which one is better.
And it makes me wonder.

The latest posters have the same name
What's going on now,
Our kooka's calling you to join her,
Dear kooka, can you see the sun rise,
And did you know
Your legend waits in the tavern.

And as we all read through the thread
Our souls completely in her web.
There walks a kooka we all know
Who slimes with spam and wants to show
How every star still turns to gold.
If you keep posting very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are spam and spam is all
To be in here and not to lol.

She's becoming a hero of legend.



Having fun yet?
The next song is for all of you here who appreciates a good drink

The Final Glassdown (aka "The Final Countdown" by Europe)

We're leaving for vodka
We're still walking straight
We now have the money
Because we've got paid
It's been so many dry days
We can't stand no more (stand no more)
We just have to get drunk again

It's the final glassdown...
The fianl glassdown
Ooh oh

We're lying around ('round)
We can't stand at all
By cops we'll be found
We say: "**** them all" (yeah)
Our heads are in terrible pain
We're covered in puke (all in puke)
I'm sure we'll get drunk once again
It's the final glassdown...
The final glassdown
The final glassdown (the final glassdown)
Ooh ooh oh

The final glassdown
Ooh oh
It's the final glassdown
The final glassdown
The final glassdown (the final glassdown)
Ooh
It's the final glassdown
We're leaving for vodka
the final glassdown



Alright, unfortunately we are getting close to the end of our show.
Are there any smokers in here? Well the next one is for you!

Smoke In My Lungs (aka "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple)

We all came down to kiosk
At the crossroad near the school
To buy ourselves a pack or two
Two would be very cool
The Redhead and his girlfiend
Didn't have with them no light
But some guy that walked right by us
Helped them to get through the night
Smoke in my lungs, cancer in my brain

We came to the zula zone
Each one with a ciggarette
The smoke from them was floating up and down
Catching us in it's net
When they all were over
We had to buy another pack
Though the cash was running out
We knew there is no turning back
Smoke in my lungs, cancer in my brain

And now we're lying in the hospital
We look feeble, pale and ill
But with the Marlboro Light pack on our mind
We hope that we would heal
After few more stays in this "hotel"
We all will surely die
But there's no time to think about that
I have to feel one more time
Smoke in my lungs, cancer in my brain



Well, that's it for tonight, folks. Hope you enjoyed my show (and if not I don't care) Until next time. Have a bastardly evening!!!

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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 07, 2006 12:11 PM

Thanks Geny!
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
posted October 07, 2006 09:18 PM
Edited by Gom_Jabbar at 21:20, 07 Oct 2006.

Here' the 2 avvies:

or

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Guess_Da_Memba
Guess_Da_Memba

Tavern Dweller
posted October 07, 2006 09:29 PM

Two avatars you say. Ok then, here they are


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Iris
Iris


Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted October 08, 2006 01:53 AM

Iris
Leave an message on an answering machine telling your boyfriend why you won't be going out with them tonight after all
Penalty for non submit - forward 2 spaces.


Hi, this is <insert boyfriend's name here>, I'm not available right now.  Please leave me a message.  Thanks.

Hey love, I know I said I'd go out with you and the boys, but... well... something came up and I can't really make it.  I was going to tell you earlier, but I didn't know know to say it.  You see, the other day, I was um...  Well, there was this incident involving gigantic kitten playing with peaches, and...  Wait, no, let me start over.  *Deep breathe*  Okay, to tell you the truth, I'm going to HC Prom.  With someone else.  Have fun with the boy.  Bai bai!
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted October 08, 2006 07:47 AM



Next card is for RSF
You are best man at your friends wedding - make a toast to the bride and move back 2 spaces.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted October 08, 2006 02:37 PM
Edited by Leo_Lion at 16:38, 18 Oct 2006.

Quote:
this time to find a new avi for SuperSonic.  You can submit up to 2 avis each, but at least one of the avis must be from the Avatar Gallery...  If you can give reasons for your choice then that is great too.
This 1st choice is based on HC being a video game related site. So, it is only fitting that supersonic have a video game related avatar. And this one is soooo cool that I am almost jealous!



While the 2nd choice is in the HC avatar list, as far as I know, it has nothing to do with video games. I chose it, however, for 2 reasons. #1 - No one is using this avatar at the moment. #2 - It is so gross & funny that I don't think that anyone besides supersonic would ever want to use it.


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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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Legendary Hero
Professional
posted October 08, 2006 02:47 PM

here is the perfect avatar for supersonic:




why?

because it's a banana. with a zipper.



and a HC avatar....



use this one, because at least then you'd have one friend
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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted October 08, 2006 09:03 PM

LMAO @ Gunnar

There are some really great options here I hope SS checks them out
RSF, awaiting your reply.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted October 09, 2006 07:37 PM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 23:53, 09 Oct 2006.



I chose to stick with the theme of Supersonic being one confusing guy. Yep he's one confusing mofo. Just look at his old avatar. Everyone thought it was Woock and then BAM! HOLY ****! It's just supersonic. So yeah anyway...

So I figured that pokemon ability, supersonic would not only convey your name, but also your personality. Supersonic confuses people, and Golbat confuses it's enemies w/ its ability supersonic. It's like a match made in heaven.



As for a real avatar. I think you should make a custom avatar preferably an avatar of a golbat or zubat or something like that.



Here's my recommendation. I think this pic of a Zubat works nicely.



As for making the toast...

"Here's to the last time you won't be at each others throats... other than later tonight of course... wait actually that kinda depends... >_> ..."

Note: I probably wouldn't have the guts to say that last part. It's so wrong, lol.
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IRISCANNOTPOST
IRISCANNOTPOST


Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
posted October 09, 2006 10:13 PM

Quote:
Iriscan'tpost: I need to know if you were offended by this please

IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO OFFEND ME.    BUT IT WAS A GOOD TRY, SO HE CAN MOVE BACK.  
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