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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 22, 2006 06:54 AM |
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My night of passion with George W Bush hey? Should be interesting since im not an American but ill give it a shot. Lets assume i am a female for this one 
The night began with dinner at Americas best fast food outlet, where we were waited on by a more than eager John Howard. After dinner we proceeded back to Mr. Bushes house. As he slowly took off my clothes he whispered in my ear,
"I gotta search you for weapons of mass destruction before we continue, it standard procedure baby."
I couldn't believe what i heard, i slapped him and stormed out.
"You'll be back! Nobody resists Bush!"
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kookastar
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posted September 22, 2006 09:58 AM |
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We are back to TA 
Your card:
In 100w+ explain what "Buddhism does for me"
Penalty: foward 2
Reward: back 1
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 22, 2006 02:29 PM |
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Buddhism is all about your soul. Your soul is your inner self. That means, me.
Any excuse to spend my time pondering my own godsent body is time well spent, wouldn’t you say? So instead of sitting in a dingy church, praying to some guy with a feral beard that he won’t strike us down, this Buddhism thing seems pretty appealing.
Plus you get all the chicks. Tell one girl you’re Buddhist she’ll pretty much strip down right there because she’s yours. She’ll melt at your “new age”-ness and with a few authentic beads and ****, there’s no stopping the magnet. Buddhism is just a whole lot cooler than all the other religions, and atheist, well; we don’t want to go down that road now do we?
Not many people of other religions know much about Buddhism. I like to play this to my advantage. Losing your job? Telling your boss that Kjackna will devour his mother on the 9th if you don’t get a raise works a charm, I know from experience.
The best thing of course is that there’s no commitments, no getting up on a Sunday, nothing. With the babes, the free time, and the extra money, you really can’t go wrong. 
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John says to live above hell.
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 22, 2006 09:08 PM |
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Manuel has convinced me that I am a nice guy!
P.S. He is also a nice guy.
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 22, 2006 09:24 PM |
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Player List
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Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...Vadskye91
Next card is for TNT
Attempt to blackmail an opponent. If you succeed move back 3 spaces
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 22, 2006 10:16 PM |
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Pssssstt... Psssst... Hey Russ! *nudge nudge*
Me: Here comes Iris, I need you to do a favor for me old buddy.
Russ: No way dude, I have had enough with doing you favors since that last time that I found myself wearing soaked up dipers, singing "Macho macho man! I wanna be with a macho man..."
Me: Trust me palsy, no risk involved just help me to impress the girl and I'll be in your debt. Do we have a deal...?
Russ: I don't know, you have that strange smile on your face like that time I got arrested for indecent exposure cause you said it was international walk like a nudist day!
Me: Damn you are a hard nut have hard nuts to crack, my foot still hurts from the last time we sparred. K what would it take to make you give in?
Russ: I know what you and Pecu did last summer, I always knew... I want the photos, preferably of just Aculias for my own sick pleasure...
Me: Hmmm... Well those photos are dear to me mate but... It's for a good cause... *nudge nudge* Here she comes...
Don't ever talk like that about women again! You sexist pig!
*Lands a fake punch on Russ's chin and watches him slowly fake passing out*
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 22, 2006 10:32 PM |
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Hmm... aren't you supposed to attempt to blackmail me as opposed to giving me something to blackmail you? 
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 22, 2006 10:33 PM |
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Hmm... aren't you supposed to attempt to blackmail me as opposed to giving me something to blackmail you?
How can you blackmail me with photos of Pecu?
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 22, 2006 10:34 PM |
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not quite sure what you were trying to do to impress Iris but LOL anyway
heehee
EDITYes you are supposed to actually blackmail someone, you know like if Russ doesn't surrender Iris's hand to you, then you will post the pic of him and pecu playing hide the...
Next card is for FOG
Tell a really interesting joke, leave out the punchline and go back 2 spaces.
Now I think I am going to have to get tougher on you all, so Fog it need to be really interesting 
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 22, 2006 11:29 PM |
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Quote:
you know like if Russ doesn't surrender Iris's hand to you, then you will post the pic of him and pecu playing hide the...
button?
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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 22, 2006 11:46 PM |
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Quote:
Tell a really interesting joke, leave out the punchline and go back 2 spaces.
This is the most interesting challenge I've ever gotten. You have to make something funny, but yet leave out the punch line.
I'm going to have to sleep on this one.
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 23, 2006 03:04 AM |
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Three ways to frame my co-worker, TnT.
1. Take what I need from the supply cabin and leave a trail of sour ram testicle grease/slim on the cabinet handles that leads back to his desk.
2. Ask to borrow scissors or calculators, but then return to him the ones I got from the supply cabin, and keep the ones that I borrowed.
3. Eat all the free pretzels in the break room and leave a sign that says. "Not TnT was here."
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 23, 2006 03:19 AM |
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LOL
The next card is for Iriscannotpost
The opponent of your choice must invent 5 convincing new uses for Rat poison or advance 2 spaces.
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 23, 2006 03:26 AM |
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OKAY, JOHN MIGHTY. SHOW US HOW INSANE THAT TWISTED MIND OF YOURS IS. 
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 23, 2006 03:37 AM |
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Iris: TNT you better mail me 500 dollars right now.
Or I will leave HC forever & we will never talk.
Oh 500 a month.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 23, 2006 10:58 AM |
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Iris: TNT you better mail me 500 dollars right now.
Or I will leave HC forever & we will never talk.
Oh 500 a month.
Holy crap are you guys just gonna sit there and take that ****?
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 23, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Quote:
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Iris: TNT you better mail me 500 dollars right now.
Or I will leave HC forever & we will never talk.
Oh 500 a month.
Holy crap are you guys just gonna sit there and take that ****?
BAH! I think that Pecu the one man freak show is a bit jealous of uncle TnT... 
And by the way, now I have a discount... It's only 250$ a month 
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 23, 2006 11:34 AM |
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Ya know I hate to say it TNT, but couldn't you just flash some money to some hoe and end up spending less money than 250 a month and actually get something more than just a sweaty palm?
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 23, 2006 11:54 AM |
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Ya know I hate to say it TNT, but couldn't you just flash some money to some hoe and end up spending less money than 250 a month and actually get something more than just a sweaty palm?
Hey I need to be arroused intelectualy aswell as sexualy, I like Iris for her... Brains and eerrrrrrhhhh personality
And the cowgirl photos that she sends me have nothing to do with it at all
I see that Woocks spam angels aren't doing that well, too bad Sox too bad...
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 23, 2006 01:20 PM |
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I see that Woocks spam angels aren't doing that well, too bad Sox too bad...
LOL 
...we are on our way, we just wanted to see if Sox would stand up and be neutered Looks like he is having too much fun in here You can join the bastard game RSFie you know. I don't know how well you can imitate a bastard, but no harm in trying
Re the game: Just waiting on MM and Fog's card answers.
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