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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 24, 2003 04:15 PM

lich king you have seriously  damaged my mind with those nightmarish wifes
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Lich_King
Lich_King


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posted April 24, 2003 04:25 PM

What is that stargazer ? More wifes ? More... ? OK !



That wife was annoying and dirty. We divorced 240 years ago...
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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 24, 2003 04:29 PM

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What is that stargazer ? More wifes ? More... ? OK !



That wife was annoying and dirty. We divorced 240 years ago...



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no more no more please i beg you here take my wallet just no more *runs screaming*
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 24, 2003 06:09 PM

I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend.  She is an expert in fire magic and pyromancy.  She likes to especially fry dead people.

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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 24, 2003 06:44 PM

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I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend.  She is an expert in fire magic and pyromancy.  She likes to especially fry dead people.



me likey yes in deed send her to my chambers and to the thinking room
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 24, 2003 07:29 PM

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Also... I don't need to bath anymore, but of course I'm taking alcohol baths... The bones get more and more whiter !


So...in other words, instead of us brushing out teeth to make them white, u brush your body to make it white, and get drunk doing it! lol
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MightyMage
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posted April 25, 2003 02:15 AM

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me likey yes in deed send her to my chambers and to the thinking room

I don't share my girls.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 25, 2003 03:40 AM

HELLO AGAIN!

This is who I am currently with in the gold and marble spa room.



She is very lovely, isn't she?
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GrunanCross
GrunanCross


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King of the Underdark
posted April 25, 2003 11:44 AM

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What ? what did you say ? More my ex-wifes ?

Here you go...











I think I knew this one. Was back 'roun 762 years ago?


 She woul'nt give me the time of day how'd get someone so beautiful to fall for you Lich?  Wow what a Knock out!
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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 25, 2003 02:45 PM

damacon_ace you got a nice one there.
does she got any freinds
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 25, 2003 07:24 PM

Stargazer, dude, u'd take ANY girl that would walk in front of u! Mom's, sister's, little girls, u name it and he'll take em! *I think that's y his grandma tries to stay away from him*
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 26, 2003 08:47 AM

Stargazer, that is Shakira, latin pop diva. Isn't she lovely?
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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 28, 2003 02:51 PM

yes indeedy. does she have a twin? or sister
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MightyMage
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posted April 28, 2003 02:56 PM

NO!  Now go away unless you can add to the conversation of NAKED GIRLS
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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 28, 2003 04:14 PM

i was with a naked girl saturday night. but i was left high and dry
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MightyMage
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posted April 28, 2003 06:38 PM

Typical for you?
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gorman
gorman


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posted April 28, 2003 07:36 PM

Obvious w/him. j/k
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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 29, 2003 02:54 PM

ever sence i got my new car ive gotten my pussy. even from police ladyies!
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MightyMage
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posted April 29, 2003 07:01 PM

*snicker* Yeah, *snicker some more* sure.  *break into full laughter.
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 30, 2003 02:40 PM

Mighty Mage, I officially tag u with this Loser! tag. Have a nice day!
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