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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 26, 2003 07:32 PM

In that case...
*Mighty Mage snaps his fingers and bonds Red Wizard to Echo.*
Awwwwwwww, you to look so cute together.
*Echo seems very pleased with this*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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TheRedWizard
TheRedWizard


Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
posted January 26, 2003 07:39 PM

<TheRedWizard reaches out his hands to grasp the fabric of magic holding the bond together. Instead of destroying the bond, he transfers the bond to Mightymage>

Hah, look at Echo and Mighty Mage, Echo's going at it like a dog on someones leg.

<watches Echo try something new and he (TheRedWizard) shudders and turns away>

I think i've been scarred for life...


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Cheers!
-Red

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted January 26, 2003 08:46 PM

Yo,does anybody know where I could find one of those red orb thingies,this spellfest is confusing me.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted January 27, 2003 06:09 AM

Err... one of the naked girls in a certain harlot has one... you should go and ask her.
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No one knows my true nature here...

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 28, 2003 01:34 AM

EWWWWWWWW.  OH THAT'S...UHHHHHH...WHAT THE...WHAT THE HELL???
*With a snap Mighty Mage removes Echo and just as he is about to attach him to Red again, an idea pops in his head.  Obviously this spell casting war is going nowhere so instead of throwing Echo back and forth, Mighty Mage casts a summoning spell and summons a Hell Hound for Echo to Hump instead of his leg.*
There, that outta take care this problem.  The Hound wont mind.  I think it's in heat anyway.  
You know Red, if I had put more preperation int planing my Battle of the Mages, you would have been pretty good.  Nobody wanted to join though and eventually people stopped comming to the Supreme Magi tower.
*Now that this little fued is over all is well again*
So Red, you wanna sit here and watch Echo hump or go get some ale?  Your treat.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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TheRedWizard
TheRedWizard


Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
posted January 28, 2003 02:13 AM

Well....if it's my treat then I suppose....

<snaps his fingers and a sound proof glass tube covers both Echo and the Hell Hound.>

There! I was getting sick and tired of listening to those two go at it.

Alright, ill be glad to go get some ale...
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-Red

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RainBow
RainBow


Known Hero
Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
posted January 28, 2003 02:50 AM

Well if you are off to buy drinks can I have a coctail please?????
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted January 28, 2003 02:53 AM

look up tosser tavern rainbow baby, we could use another table dancer there...oh and off course, the drinks are on me

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RainBow
RainBow


Known Hero
Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
posted January 28, 2003 02:56 AM

If you have poles for dancing then count me in
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

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TheRedWizard
TheRedWizard


Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
posted January 28, 2003 03:23 AM

Me? Buy drinks? I have no ~need~ to buy drinks.

<snaps his finger and a cocktail appears in his hand, complete with one of those tiny little umbrellas>

See?

<bows and hands the cocktail to Rainbow>

TheRedWizard at your service m'lady, one cocktail as you ordered.


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-Red

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted January 28, 2003 11:13 PM

Hey Rainbow,you wouldn't know where to find one of those red orbs?Get me one of those and I'll arrange a pole here
Hell,I'll even get u some music only if u could help me stop this magic,Its realy confusing me!

Hah!Wizards!Mighty Mage?
I understand the mage part,but mighty?
These two words don't go together.
Mighty Warlock!
Now that's something!

Okay,I'm off for a short time(day r so)
When I come back,I wanna see some results!

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 29, 2003 01:08 AM

I think it goes together very well.  I am indeed a Mighty Mage.  Not only in magic a I strong, but physical strength a well.  
*With a flick of his finger, a cocktail drink complete with one of those little swords with the marichino cherries on them and a miniture umbrella.*
How's that for a drink on the go?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted January 29, 2003 04:26 PM

HEY HEY HEY!!!! im no object in this figh.... i think ill just put on my clothes and beat the crap out of u two!!!!

*The last thing red wizard seeing is my dirty fist*
*shoot a arrow through MM`s robe and HE is the one on the wall*

Puh... well my job is done...

*walking out the door*
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Don`t be simple, be complx-

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted January 30, 2003 12:07 AM
Edited By: silx87 on 29 Jan 2003

Quote:


*The last thing red wizard seeing is my dirty fist*
*shoot a arrow through MM`s robe and HE is the one on the wall*



Bwahahaaa!Now that's what I call progress:
one of the wizards on the ground and the other one stuck to the wall and Echo finally with his clothes on!

So Rainbow,how bout that dance now...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 30, 2003 12:11 AM

Well I'm back...*Mighty Mage drops his drink* OH MY GOD!  WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DOUBLE!?
ECHO!  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD MAGIC DOUBLE.  I step away for one miniute and JESUS...RED...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM?  ECHO.  WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM?

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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted January 30, 2003 12:34 AM

Nooooooooo

U again?!?Magic double?
Damn,I hate those things!
Always,when I try to assasinate a wizard,it comes out its actually his magic double!!
Where do u guys get those things?Where could I get one of those?
Hey u MightyMage!U better get me one of those,and FAST!
Or that is...if u wanna wake up tomorrow with all ur bodyparts intact
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 30, 2003 09:33 PM

So a magic double is what you want huh?  Well I suppose I could get you one...For a price.  If you go to my tower(Click on my aviter and find the Royal Order of Supreme Magi thread), I'll even consider one of those red orbs you want to.
Oh, by the way, If you think your threat got to me, Ummmm NO.  If I can re-attach my hand, I think I can re-attach any other body part.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
posted January 30, 2003 09:47 PM

I have your trickster; I heard the sound of breaking glass and saw him going away. I just put 2 and 2 together.  Looks like Red could use a stiff drink, or a healing potion.  Whichever's closest is good.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 30, 2003 10:24 PM

I think Red can take care of himself.  Although a good stiff drink might do him some good.  Waiter? Oh waiter?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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TheRedWizard
TheRedWizard


Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
posted January 31, 2003 01:47 AM

<sits up and begins grumbling>

What the hell happened to my magic body-suit? I look away for a few minutes and someone makes a dent in my suit. What a world we live in.

And what happened to that damned waiter? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago...
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Cheers!
-Red

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