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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 04:42 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 17:14, 09 Apr 2007.
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Let's find Aculias a Girlfriend!
Okay, so I'm sure a lot of you may have noticed that Aculias has been a little bit more irritable than usual. Downright crazy is more like it. He's been stalking Consis across the forums like a man possessed, and then he recently turned his attentions to Violent Flower.
Now we have reason to believe that he's been stealing people's underwear - AND he's been trying to get TNT to do disturbing things with him in the bathtub.
All of this translates to one simple thing - Aculias has been dancing solo with that mop for far too long! We need to find him a girlfriend! Surely a new girl will finally rid him of his surly disposition - and it might save TNT from the terrible terrible living nightmares he's been having 
The right girl should be able to quote just about any song lyric at any time, regardless of whether or not the quote pertains to the subject at hand.
She must like her boys pretty, and not care what they look like when they dance.
Grammar cannot be a major issue for her.
She should know how to play poker, an extra bonus would be if she had the power to get Aculias away from teh tables before he loses his shirt. (unless they're playing strip poker, then shirt losing is okay)
Her name cannot contain the words "Kitten" or "Angel". Lets throw in "Cat" as well just to be on the safe side.
It also works in her favour if the girl wears pink thongs as her panties of choice. (trust me, he likes em... maybe a bit too much even)
Alright ladies : where are you?
Aculias needs you right now!
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted April 09, 2007 04:46 PM |
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How about Tixy Lix lol
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posted April 09, 2007 04:47 PM |
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I could be all of those things if you wanted Aculias. Just dont be stealing my pink underwear!
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 04:49 PM |
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But but but.... Tixy is you! 
What are you trying to say DS??
Are you harbouring secret and forbidden love for Aculias? Is that the real reason why you created Tixy in the first place??
Oh my, the more we delve into HC's little mysteries, the more we realize just how darned scary this place really is!
No wonder you always had that crazy eyed euphoric look throughout the "One Night in Aculias" video!!
You love him!!! 
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posted April 09, 2007 04:51 PM |
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Tixy is me? When did we all conclude that?
Hey hey hey, one night in aculias was stricly a TT legend to keep the spammers away.. Ok?
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 04:54 PM |
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No its not!!
I've seen it, I've mass produced it and I've made huge money off of it *cha- ching!*
There's a surprisingly large market for freaky stuff on the internet...
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted April 09, 2007 04:57 PM |
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Dont even get me started on the money ive made selling your old videos hehe
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 05:03 PM |
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I'm still waiting for my cut too btw 
Besides, I'm proud of my dancing  You shouldn't be quite so proud of some of the things in your video hehehe
*sigh* I sure wish that Tosser's Tavern was still open. I am convinced that it was a lack of table dancing that kept my Leafs out of the playoffs this year. If we had Tossbeers and coulda watched the game together on that Friggen Bigscreen TV, then everything would have been fine *sigh*
I wonder if aculias has a Friggen Bigscreen TV made entirely out of underpanties, and if he does, I wonder what kind of resolution it's got
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posted April 09, 2007 05:08 PM |
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If you remember, we paid for that big screen with Aculias' wages, and most of the tossbeers we charged to his account lol.
Maybe if we find aculias a girl friend, he will shout us drinks?
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 05:15 PM |
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All we have to do is put some old 80's tunes on the jukebox, and he'll get us all the drinks we want 
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posted April 09, 2007 06:14 PM |
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Yes but it may lead me to completely retire like last time I was with Kitty
When she left I came back more 
Well after I got my net back that is
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posted April 09, 2007 06:16 PM |
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 07:26 PM |
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There - It's a day 
Now maybe we need to go about finding TNT an Odie - cuz wow he's been a giant grouch lately too  TNT - where have all your hahas gone? 
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ChEsHiReKaT
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posted April 10, 2007 12:32 AM |
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Edited by pandora at 01:12, 10 Apr 2007.
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Some people need to grow up and get over it...............bring on my -qp don't five a **** Two years is enough time for people to move on shut the **** up and grow the **** up LMAO Sorry had a flash back of when "Kitten" me "angel" was a lil childish, growing up is such fun
ps seriously someone needs to follow my lead
{Edit by Pandora - Censored Words as per the CoC}
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pandora
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posted April 10, 2007 01:01 AM |
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Edited by pandora at 01:10, 10 Apr 2007.
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I think when you "grew up" you lost your sense of humour bigtime...
Penalty applied - as a former mod, you should really know the rules.
*sigh*
If you hadn't noticed by my posts in the talk about your kids thread Kitten, I'm not hating on you - that was just a poke at Acu cuz if you recall, you and him didn't go so well. BTW - If that post is an example of 'your lead' , I'd sooner not follow...
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posted April 10, 2007 01:16 AM |
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ps seriously someone needs to follow my lead
Ya I think swearing at someone until you drive them away is a great idea. I remember that working pretty well back in 2004, oh wait a minute. Actually that worked against you.
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posted April 10, 2007 09:28 AM |
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Forget about a girlfriend... Lets find Pecu a Garfield and call it a day.
How about we give him an early funeral?
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posted April 10, 2007 05:40 PM |
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I could be all of those things if you wanted Aculias. Just dont be stealing my pink underwear!
But...but...Tixie???
I thought what we had away from HC was special. We talked on AIM all the time and we totally made a connection in all those chat rooms. Now you're cheating on me with this taco munching fruitcake? Well FINE! Go ahead. You'll regret it though. I'm the coolest sob on this whole board and everybody loves me. The voices in my head tell me that all the time. I'll totally have another girlfriend in like two seconds because I'm so hot and stuff. So YEAH! 
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posted April 11, 2007 11:30 PM |
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-Qp accepted. Was waiting for it. I am on here everyday don't bother anyone or hardly post unless I feel it is worth saying, BUT YET after 3 years my name still gets drug around........hmmm shame on me huh I think PANDORA needs to say shame on her, there was no since on bringing that part of the past up for me or Manuel. I know it is something that I hate to look back on, I have said my amends to Manuel, if he accepted it or not that is his choice, i just don't appreciate it. For example Just because of crap that happened in the past I make a serious thread that was MEANT TO BE in the wog forum a CERTAIN mod moved it to were it didn't belong, that was totally disrespectful, not to me but Gangrail, our nephew and family. I am just so sick of it you know i see the same old crap on here day in a day out bickering fighting arguing and flaming and it is getting really old, how many time can one community deal with Im quiting because so and so made me mad, or oh lets give this person a _qp because they don't think like we do or feel like we feel. Like I said I have grown up moved on and I just think it's time for some other people here to do the same.
Manuel this has nothing to do with you, but you have to admit it gets annoying having people throw this crap out like they tend to do.
My - qp as i said it greatly appreciated, and Pandora honestly i just wish you would keep my name off your keyboard I have nothing against you and i never have but the lil punches and jabs are getting old. I am trying to put all this crap that happened behind me. I talk to manuel and he treats me with more respect than anyone, and he is the one who should dog me for every little thing I say, but it seems him and I have both got over it so why can't it just be let go.
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posted April 11, 2007 11:53 PM |
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Hmm... I still cannot stop wondering... If you barely post anything in here and you aren't interesting.. why you do lurk here and post at all ? Not to mention nasty posts you make... Do you have "Kitten", "Angel", "Kitty" whatever on search function ? Or you stalk Aculias posts whenever he posts ?
I'm sometimes wondering what are you going to achieve with those fake dramas of how we mistreat you, when you really played on us.. that is several people who thuoght they were your friends as pawns. Well, you know I can admit it now, as I hold no big grudge against you now... You're quite an attention 'some word' and if you wanna make your word be mentioned less do not do those crappy outbursts like you just did. Just STOP playing with people's feelings for once and stop making those unecessary dramas for sake of showing new people what kind of "hurted" person are you... I'm sick of that...
Tyvm...Kkthnxbai
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