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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 13, 2007 12:28 PM |
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EDN ran, which he had done for several hours now. He counldn't become exhausted, and still he hadn't learned the full potential of the dark force. Then suddenly he stopped, sensing powerful spam in the air. He could smell it, it was just a couple of miles away. At the tavern... then it moved away, into another direction. He ran against that direction, whoever did that would be a great ally! He ran off again, sensing he came closer every minute. Still it took several hours, but when he reached the temple someone else were already there.
"KnightDougal must be here." one of them said, a genie.
"What are we supposed to do?" the other one asked, "Go in there and kick his ass?"
The genie frowned, and went slowly toward the temple. EDN hid in spam magic, turning into the air around him, cloaking himself in invisibility, and ran away against the temple. Past the genie and the man without being noticed, this spammer was his. They should not get to him before he did, and they should together fight them.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 13, 2007 01:36 PM |
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KD was standing in the ruins of the Altar, and laughed.
Abraham Lincoln, who has been gently trying to stand out of the way, lost it and jumped forward.
"What hast thou done, thou beast!"
DKD hit him with a bolt of spam. Lincoln collapsed on the ground.
"Lincoln! Nooo!" Baklava said and ran to him. He knelt by Lincoln's dying body.
"Lincoln! Don't die on us here... You're the only American president who's actually cool" Baklava said, trying to hold off the tears.
"I... Thank you, young man... I shalt not forget thou..." Lincoln coughed out some blood. "And remember this in thou noble quest - in order to defeat something, thou must understand it and become one with it... Only then will you be able to claim victory over it... Only then shalt thou bring peace to thy galaxy... Argh."
"Abe! Abe! Damn it..."
Suddenly, someone else appeared in the room, right beside DKD. Through the strange layer of shades and spammish auras, Baklava could recognize a familiar person, holding a scroll in one hand.
"It's Wog_Edn!" GenieLord shouted. "And he has the Scroll of Settlement!"
Then Wog_Edn, without much talk, unrolled the scroll and turned to DKD.
"With this scroll, DKD, I bind you and me to become one! The mightiest spammer in the forum!" Then he started reading the ancient words written in the scroll. "Settelmanet lelve 3 - Ginat Tubro-Jet Tank wiht a cerw of 10 orks wiht bazokoas"
Wog_Edn started to change. His body bent and he felt he was dragged toward DKD.
"YES! SPAM! MHIGTY SPAM!" DKD yelled.
As Wog_Edn's body touched DKD's, a sudden look of horror appeared on his face. But only for a second. His body has been desintegrated and merged with DKD's. The result was not a huge abomination with spam pouring from it's eyes, mouth and even ears, as one would expect. No. The result was a simple guy with a rather strange forehead, in a gray suit and with sunglasses (sunglasses on forums are the mark of ultimate spam).
"SRUEDNER OR DIE!"
...thou must understand it and become one with it...
Baklava's mind was clouded in Abe's last words, despite the dangerous situation.
"GenieLord" he quietly said.
"Come on, Baklava, no time for talk, we need to run!" GL yelled.
Baklava drew out the Axe of Perfect Stronghold.
"GenieLord, take this, I might need some help. But be careful."
"What?" GenieLord said, taking the axe. "What are you doing Baklava? You're going to get killed..."
Baklava didn't seem to hear him. He didn't hear anything anymore. He could just hear himself, and his spammy thoughts. Spammy... Spammy... Spam...
He started walking towards the abomination slowly. He dropped a bag of peanuts on the ground, but didn't pay attention to it.
"Good God" GL said to himself. "What has happened to him?"
While Baklava walked, a pair of sunglasses appeared on his face and a long black leather cape appeared on him somehow.
"Mr Blavka... We meet agian."
Having said that, the new DKD raised his arms and started firing spam at Baklava. Baklava's back simply bowed, and he dodged the projectiles. Baklava returned fire, but DKD avoided spam too. When he raised back up, he could just hear GL's silent voice.
"Dodge this."
Having said that, he chopped DKD's head off with the Axe of Perfect Stronghold. In a whirlwind of lightnings and... stuff, the bodies of DKD and Wog_Edn split again and they both fell on the ground. DKD's lifeless body desintegrated into the ground and disappeared.
"OH MY GOD I DROPPED THE PEANUTS!" Baklava said, seemingly getting back to his senses. "By the way, nicely done, GL" he said, picking the peanuts off the floor.
GenieLord was shining of pride. "Now, we just need to get the scroll from Wo... Where's Wog_Edn?"
They looked around. Wog_Edn seemed to have disappeared, along with the scroll.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 13, 2007 02:05 PM |
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No! EDN thought, It cannot be true!
He ran, invisible once again. KnightDougal were not able to kill even two persons, how could he think he would be a good person to merge with? He avoided a tree, and then another. He were going deeper and deeper into the forest. He could not have allies, he realised, they would be nothing compared to him. Not even KnightDougal knew how to use the spam he had made properly it seemed. Or it could be, EDN realised, that those two weren't that weak. He slowed, then stopped and looked back. No one, he sat down, making some hamburgers and chips then waited. They would come for him, they would come for the scroll. And when they did, he would be waiting for them, to kill them!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted August 13, 2007 07:49 PM |
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In the Altar
A pair of eyes deep in the darkness had seen the battle.
This sort of SPAM is too easily manipulated, too easily thrown about without regulation by the natural laws of the Community. The dark Mod had no contract on this EDN fellow, but he would be sure to obtain one very soon. All he needed was a client -- anyone would do.
In secret, Shadowcaster had hoped the dark SPAM was resistant to his mod powers. It had been a while since he'd been able to rely on the old ways.
He logged in.
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 13, 2007 08:55 PM |
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Baklava left to go to the Tavern to buy new supply of peanuts.
GenieLord was standing in front of his destroyed house, the Altar of Wishes.
He was wondering what happened to the other Genies, where did they do and if they are still alive.
He summoned huge stacks of Elementals that helped him to rebuild the Altar.
They finished after a week.
Only after they had finished he noticed...
His lamp wasn't there. Someone has taken it. Someone can control him.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 13, 2007 09:33 PM |
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"What is this thing?" EDN whispered, as he held a lamp in his hand.
KnightDougal had given it to him just before he had been killed, while they were joined. It could maybe belong to a genie, which meant he could now control that genie... he stopped thinking for a moment, everything was so cloudy. He needed his powers to kill Angelito, Angelito had to die. EDN had always wanted to be a mod of the Library of Enlightment (just in case someone thinks this real; it's just fantasy  the last thing I want is to be a mod), but Angelito had kept him as toilettwasher. He wished for the genie to be where he was, and suddenly a genie appeared there. Not just any genie, but the one that had killed KnightDougal the second time. EDN hurried to cast Spam Bolt, and the genie were struck to the ground. It rose again, struggling a little bit after the strike, and stood still. EDN looked at the genie, it didn't do anything. A wickedlooking smile crossed his face, and became a grin. He could control the genie! Then he took a deep breath, made another wish.
"I want you to do the best you can to get as many peoples as possible banned from here. No spammers, those who seek quality. Make their posts look like they are without meaning, and ask mods to ban them. Make the mods go against them, and do whatever you can to get ADAM to them. To set him free and to give him powers beyond understanding and send him against the Library of Enlightment!"
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 14, 2007 08:37 PM |
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Baklava came to the well-known place and approached Elvin, who was standing in a shady corner.
"Hey Elv."
"Hello, Bak."
"Look, I need some of that stuff..."
"Ah, sure. You've got the funny post?"
"As always" Baklava said, and handed Elvin a post.
"Yea, um, look, since Geny's gone, we've had some trouble getting the stuff, ya know? Real pain in the butt smuggling it through the border... Ya dig?"
"Yeah, I dig" Baklava said and reluctantly handed Elvin another post. "But they better be good."
"Straight from Colombia, homie. This stuff's gonna make you see some stars" Elvin took out a bag of peanuts from under his cloak. "Here ya go mate, enjoy"
"Sure will" Baklava said, smiling with glee. He wondered how come he isn't getting fat of all those peanuts. Must be the exercise.
What exercise? You just sit on your butt and stare into your PC all day long his conscience said.
That's because I'm exercising to sit on my butt, Baklava replied. He didn't like the concept of conscience ruling him.
Then earth started to rumble and several elementals appeared around. They started arguing with people and making quote wars. Fire elementals even started flaming the innocent populace.
"Ah sh*t" Elvin said and took out a shortbow from under his coat. "Take this suckas!" He started shooting at elementals.
Baklava was confused. He only knew one person that liked to summon stuff around - GenieLord. And indeed, he appeared too and commanded the elementals. He didn't seem happy for it.
"What? GenieLord, dude, what are you doing?!" Bakalva told him.
"Sorry Bak... I've got a master now..."
"A master? Oh. Right. You're a genie. You've got that lamp thingy?"
"Actually, Wog_Edn got it now."
"Ah damn it... Where do I find him?"
"He asked me to build him a castle near the Library... That was his second wish; the first was for me to do this. You've got to stop him man..."
Baklava sighed. "Sure. The world's at peril, chaos endures, who'll solve the problem? Baklava, of course. Who else. It's not like there isn't 7000 other people here." He waved his hand at Elvin. "Stop shooting for a sec dude. I need your help. Come on, we have a community to save... again."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 15, 2007 02:13 AM |
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'Yeah I'm sure Alc can survive on his own for a while.'
'Let's see you've got your peanuts, I've got your funny posts and some flame arrows(yep I can imbue fireballs). Should be good enough to take him down what do you think?'
I'm a bit sorry to see genielord like that but all I can do for now is to help secure his lamp. On second thought it would be fun to keep it for a while, I'm sure baklava would find a funny use for it 
'Lead the way! I say with a mischievous grin.
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 16, 2007 11:04 PM |
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"I want you to do the best you can to get as many peoples as possible banned from here. No spammers, those who seek quality. Make their posts look like they are without meaning, and ask mods to ban them. Make the mods go against them, and do whatever you can to get ADAM to them. To set him free and to give him powers beyond understanding and send him against the Library of Enlightment!" said EDN.
GenieLord knew he can't do anything. END, the one who has the scroll that contains the secrets of the dark spam, has gotten the lamp. He can control GenieLord, that can't even resist...
"Yes, master" answered GenieLord.
"Hmmm... How can I make a lot of good heroes to get banned?" GenieLord thought to himself "Well, let's start with a small thing." He planned how to do it. As a beginning, he sent some elementals to attack good heroes on the Tavern.
He flew all the way to the HQ. He didn't ask for any help to get there. He didn't want anyone to know what he about to do. He has never seen the Mod Squad Headquarters. It looked like a small fortress. It had very high walls, six turrents, that two of them were huge. It was made of dark stone.
He was waiting for a moderator to get out of the building. He didn't dare to get closer or to try to get in.
After a couple of minutes, a moderator get out of the building. GenieLord recongnized him. His name was Shadowcaster.
Shadowcaster went straight to GenieLord and shouted on him "What are you going here? Get away!"
"I was just wanted to ask for a signature from you, the mightiest moderator"
"So why didn't you say so?" said Shadowcaster and smiled towards GenieLord.
"All the fans always come only to Pan and MM" he mumbled to himself, while signing.
After Shadowcaster finished GenieLord said "You know, the good heroes have just started a civil war. The destroyed the entire Temple..."
"What?" said Shadowcater, shocked "A civil war?"
For a moment he changed his expression and said "That sounds so fun! Maybe we should... No, no" he said, and changed his expression back, and started saying something that seemed like a motto "As a hero of order I should help the community to stay peaceful and quiet."
GenieLord was thinking quickly. This mod wants to have some fun, but he he should keep on order, so GenieLord phrased his sentence... "As a hero of order you can go there and fix things up. Punish them for causing trubles"
"Good idea" said Shadowcaster and went towards the Temple.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 17, 2007 12:57 PM |
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A lightning went KA-CHWAAAANG!!!11
As they always do.
"You know, Elvin, I read somewhere that dark castles have some sorts of special systems that make lightnings strike everywhere around them."
"That's retarded" Elvin answered briefly.
"I'll bet you a sack of peanuts that I can find it..."
"You're on."
Having made the bet, they stood in front of the huge door.
Elvin turned towards Baklava and whispered:
"Ok, now we just need to find a way to silently pass the gate and sneak into the... What's so funny?"
Having said that, Elvin could only watch in despair as Baklava, laughing, kicked the door in and started running down the hall, waving his axe around and yelling something completely undecipherable.
"This isn't happening" Elvin said to himself, and went in.
The surrounding doors opened and zombies walked out of the dungeons.
"Zombies!" Baklava joyfully said.
"Uhm, Bak," Elvin said, catching up with Baklava, "we were supposed to make a stealthy entrance."
"This IS a stealthy entrance. The last time I stormed a castle I used a minigun... Random frenzied axe-swirling is as stealthy as I can get." Baklava honestly answered.
Elvin just nodded in resignation and took out his bow.
After about 15 minutes of zombie smashing, someone released the hell hounds.
After about 15 minutes of hell hound smashing, someone released the minotaurs.
After about 15 minutes of minotaur smashing, someone released the manticores.
After about 60 more minutes of smashing various things with horns/claws/tentacles, nothing went out anymore.
Baklava still swinged the axe, though.
"Bak... Bak. BAK!" Elvin yelled. Baklava reluctantly put down his axe.
"What?"
"We're finished."
"What do you mean, we're finished? They didn't release the 3H thing yet."
"3H?" Elvin was confused.
"Huge, hulking, hungry" Baklava explained. "Usually a cyclops or giant or something. Or a giant crayfish... They happened to me a couple of times too."
"How many castles did you actually storm, man?"
"Let me see..." Baklava said, counting. "Seven..."
"Seven?!"
"Seven in England... Five in France... Twelve in Germany... Nine in Scandinavia... No, wait, eight. The ninth was a spaceship. Four in..."
"Dude that's like 40 castles!"
"In Europe."
"How?!" Elvin asked. He felt completely wrecked.
"I don't know... Everyone has a hobby. It's good for the mind."
Elvin tried to say something, but his voice was lost as the chamber trembled. Horrible, loud rumbling was heard, and a huge, hulking, hungry crayfish entered the chamber.
"There it is" Baklava said. He raised his axe and started walking towards the crayfish.
"Wait!" Elvin shouted. "As much as I know about bosses..."
He glanced around the room, pulled out an arrow and shot at a seemingly unrelated chain.
It pulled another chain, and that chain pulled a string, which caused a bowling ball to fall on a candle which then fell over and lit a rope which then snapped, causing a massive, unnecessary and impressively spiked chandelier to fall on the crayfish, smashing it instantly.
"...there's always an easy way to kill them" Elvin finished.
Baklava was impressed. "I usually just hit them until they fall down." he said simply. "Alright, moving on..."
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 17, 2007 09:56 PM |
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I teleported myself back to my mod tower, and sat down on my bed. The ends of Valeriy's robes were quite tattered now... *sigh* tattered...just like... ah whatever, my mind is wandering again...
I stood up and went to look in my closet again for something to wear. I saw my leather set - but felt that with the massive age drop across the lands, it would be a bit inappropriate.
I grabbed some scissors and shortened Valeriy's robes into a mini, and decided it would just have to do. With Geny safe, i realized that there really wasn't a whole lot I wanted to do.
I looked out towards the Other Side and shuddered...maybe in a few years...Then I looked towards my bed and had a brilliant idea... I grabbed two overstuffed pillows off of my bed, and went looking for Kookie.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 17, 2007 10:53 PM |
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After ascending a flight of stairs we reach the next level of the castle.
'Oh Gods I hate labyrinths. Hmm you have peanuts, maybe you could drop one every once in a while so that we don't lose our way.'
Baklava seems exasperated. 'After all the trouble I got into to get them? Besides there is a trick for them.'
He presses 'm' from the interface and a mini map appears.
'Always works!'
'Umm right. This seems the closest exit and that dot indicates a boss so we must be close to the final chamber. Heh lucky I have tracking and can see them from afar. If only I had taken that damn silent stalker, seemed crap at first.'
We progress until we can see the creature. It's a big club-wielding cyclops.
Looking at it makes me wonder. 'Uhh it seems a bit large.'
Baklava grins. 'That's why it's fun, the larger they are the larger they fall right? Ready to do what you do best?'
'Heck yeah!' I say as I start running to the opposite direction.
'Wait you meant..?'
Baklava charges anyway and starts swinging his huge axe randomly. I guess I have to help so I start shooting.
After a lucky shot(Elvin luck ) the beast stumbles and baklava starts hacking at it head. Half an hour ago he is done so we are ready to enter the final gate.
Right in front of us there is a square box with buttons and lights.
'I'll try the first one!' Says baklava as he pushes the red one.
*BOOM* He starts coughing covered with soot. 'Sucks.'
'My turn!' I try the blue one and a thunder crashes. 'You MUST be kidding me!' I throw him a bag of peanuts to avoid seeing his smug face.
'Third's the charm!' I push the final button and nothing happens. 'Sigh'
Baklava just breaks the gate with his axe as I stare in disbelief. 'Whatever, it is time to venture forth - The lamp awaits!'
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 24, 2007 07:07 PM |
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Baklava and Elvin heard applaus behind them, and whirled around. There was EDN, all dressed in black leather clothes and nails (*cough* goth *cough*).
"You have done well, but you didn't serious think that you could just go into my castle and get the lamp?" he asked them, then he preshed a button and the floor opened under Baklava and Elvin. "The only way out of that hundred meter deep hole is through a corridor that leads to the Moderators Quarter. When they find intruders there they will ban you two... GenieLord will erease the corridor when you're out of it so you cannot prove anything. Now, good-bye."
Then Baklava and Elvin fell down into the pit.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 25, 2007 11:53 AM |
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Inside the secret hideout
"Maaan, this is boooring....", Geny sat on the floor with empty booze bottles all around him. He had never experienced such extreme boredom, he even remembered RSF's advice and in all seriousness considered neutering himself. Pandora was right - there were no naked chicks around, though one time, after drinking too much, Geny thought he saw aculias Naked, but that was even worse than not seeing anybody.
There were only 2 things the hunted spam lord could do at this place - drink and practice his spamming skills. At least he loved doing both. He found a cellar filled with tossquilas and boobins so the first option was not a problem. He also carried his spam-cans, but he was afraid of what Pandora might do to him if she decides to pop in and sees spam dripping from the ceiling. So, Geny decided to only practice with his spam sword. He even invented a whole new fighting skill - Drunken Swordmaster.
However, time flew by and was getting really bored. Pandora promised to bring him some spamburgers, but it looks as though she forgot about him. Geny was getting desperate, a little longer in this place and he would either make a run for it or neuter himself.
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 25, 2007 02:18 PM |
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EDN was standing next to GenieLord. They were inside the dark castle of EDN.
"Your third wish, master?" asked GenieLord.
"Kill Baklava and Elvin" said EDN with a very evil smile.
"You forgot - Genies can do everything except make someone fall in love and kill!" said GenieLord, and seemed to be really relieved. He managed to hide a small smile.
But EDN seemed to be very upset.
"Either you kill them or I kill you!" he shouted.
"I honestly can do that..." said GenieLord.
GenieLord had an idea. He said "Why don't you, the master of all masters, kill those two pathetic heroes? Prove your might and spam abilities and destroy them!"
"That's exactly what I shall do!" said EDN "Muahahahah!"
EDN went towards the pit Baklava and Elvin were prisoned in.
GenieLord was talking to himself "Excellent, now he'll get in their and fight them, trying to kill them." something felt wrong for GenieLord in that. He thought for a moment "But... Can't he actually kill them?"
He went quickly to the pit.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 25, 2007 02:21 PM |
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At the bottom of a deep, dark, moist hole, a small table was set. It was long and had little candles all around it.
On the tiny chairs, seven cockroaches were sitting. The one in the head of the table was wearing a miniature monocle and smoked a small cigar.
"So?"
"The next full moon will occur in exactly a minute and 46 seconds" the other cockroach replied. "The antennas on the top are set, and moonrays will be transferred all the way here."
"Will that empower the morphing device?" the mastermind turned to another cockroach.
"Yes, lord Balzathron. When it empowers the device, further energy will be merged into the Orb, whose energetic light will make us and the rest of cockroachkind 50 to 60 times larger."
Lord Balzathron nodded. "Minister of armoury, are the weapons ready?"
Minister arose from his seat. "Yes sir. They are ready to be distributed amongst our soldiers when they grow to the size of the human being."
"Excellent" lord Balzathron smiled. "After eons of dwelling in the shadow of the human race, we shall get our revenge! Cockroachkin shall rule the Earth, and now it will be humans who will have to cower in the toilets and constantly battle deterrents and air fresheners... Glory to the Roach!"
"Roach heil!" other cockroaches yelled as one.
"Bring forth the Orb where the energy will be transferred."
Another cockroach took out a tiny but still well-made crystal orb and laid it on the table.
"10 seconds until the full moon shows itself" one of the cockroaches said, looking at its microscopic watch.
"8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... What's that sound?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
*thump*
After a moment of silence, a familiar voice was heard.
"Ouch... Elvin? Are you alright?"
"Yeah, strangely enough..." Elvin said, getting up. "A fall from a hundred meters should have killed us."
"Dude, we can't die... We're the main characters."
"Oh. Right. Almost forgot about that one." Elvin nodded. His eyes slowly started getting used to the darkness. "Gah, I fell right onto some goddamn bugs!" he said, trying to wipe the bug stains off his shirt.
"Meh, you'll wash that when we get out of here" Baklava answered. "Come on, here's that corridor the Halloween dude told us about..." he said, pointing to a dark passage. "Our dungeon-crawling isn't over yet."
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 29, 2007 08:39 PM |
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Elvin looks unsure. 'Through the Moderators Quarter? Oh well I'll let my impulse override my common sense one more time.'
Baklava smiles and remarks 'You can blame me if we get banned, let's get in there already!'
'Just don't break anything or make any noise! (What am I saying, we are doomed!) Darn I'd ask help from Alc but he's offline.'
The two heroes proceed through the dark corridor feeling their way through which turns out to be a bad idea - there are more cockroaches. A few swears from Elvin later show that the echo does not return from a spot on the wall and further inspection reveals a secret door.
The very smell of death seeps from the dimly illuminated room and shadows seem to lurk behind each corner. It's a catacomb.
'Holy crap are you thinking what I'm thinking?'
Bak replies 'Yes, Lich_King's appartment. Are these zombies coming towards us?'
I know there's no avoiding this one, bak has already launched himself and is beheading the undead so I launch a few fireball-imbued arrows for support. The battle is cut short as that large mausoleum in the centre of the room begins to open and a voice is heard.
Who is disturbing my rest..? Trespassers will be banished!
Baklava's smiles weakly. 'Ehm hi. We were just leaving!'
I cut in to help. 'We uhh were teleported here against our will. Ugly things are happening out there, ADAM is loose and wog_edn is terrorizing the HC.'
Lich_King does not seem the least bit concerned. 'Who cares just get out of here before I change my mind. That corridor down there leads to the temple don't let me catch you around here again.
Without a second thought we rush through the corridor and soon find ourselves on the surface.
'That was close!'
I look a bit sceptic. 'But we did not get what we were looking for. Maybe he will not be expecting a second try, think we should give it another go?'
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 30, 2007 03:12 PM |
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Since they had come to his castle EDN decided there was time to use GenieLord once more, so he whistled (so he didn't have to use his voice). GenieLord appeared, and EDN smiled to him.
"I want this castle moved to the vastelands, there they will not look for me." he said, "And one more thing; I want to make sure no other members of HC than me and you are able to enter this castle unless I want it to happen!"
GenieLord nodded and in a POOF it was done. Then EDN made copies of some of the most respected posters and sent them out in the HC-world to spam. This copies that had the same IP-numbers and the same look and everything as the originals. Soon, very soon the most respected ones should be banned!
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 01, 2007 04:00 PM |
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"Yes, master." said GenieLord.
He moved EDN's castle to the Volcanic Wastelands, according to his wish. He also casted some special spells that will prevent anyone except of END and GenieLord to get into the castle.
GenieLord was smiling.
"Happy for me, aren't you?" said EDN, glad to see GenieLord is on his side.
The only thing EDN didn't remember that although he has GenieLord's lamp, he cannot control him after he asks the third wish. Baklava and Elvin will probably notice that the castle has been moved and will know who did that. They will come here to fight EDN and to help GenieLord, that will help them as well...
GenieLord just needs to get his lamp back, but where does EDN keeps it?
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted September 01, 2007 07:20 PM |
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Edited by wog_edn at 19:22, 01 Sep 2007.
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EDN smiled evil as he turned his back to GenieLord, if the lamp were destroyed the genie would die. He had secured himself from the genie, he had cast a spell on the lamp. When he died, the lamp would melt. He had also hidden it the best hiding-place in the whole HC; he had swallowed it whole so if they should get it they had to kill him. Also, because he now controlled spam, his body didn't work normal. He didn't have to eat nor drink, so his body would not destroy the lamp. If anything happened to it, he chose it. The genie could never do anything to go against him without dying! He walked through the empty, dark halls of his castle. So much to do and so little time. He had only used three wishes, and would have many millions more! They would come again of course, but they could not enter his castle. The moderators were the only ones able to, but they would not join forces to take him. They would go against the originals of his clones and ban them. He nodded, so it would be. In not too long time his goal would be reached; HC would be ruined by spam and the moderators would lose all control!
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