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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted April 30, 2009 08:20 PM |
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Well, the thread slipped to far into the night depths of Tavern, so it's time for a new peanut nomination.
And this time it goes to... *drumroll* Lexxan! For his valiant effort to unmask a dangerous bunch of racist commies!
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The Smurfs are rascists! And I got EVIDENCE to prove it!
- All smurfs wear White hoods, like the KKK
- Except Papa Smurf, who wears a Red Hood, like the Leaders of the KKK!
- All smurf have the same skin colour (Blue) and only differ in character.
-Blue is the colour of Heaven, where the ARIANS strain from.
- The Smurfs practice several KKK rituals, like dancing around campfires
- They have only 1 Smurfette, who occupies the typically feminine aspects of life, according to the KKK (Church, Children and Kitchen)
- The Main Villain, Gargamel, has a Jewish name and appearance*
- And so has his cat, Azrael, whose name is strikingly similar to Israel.
And additionally, they are communists as well!
-Smurf stands for: Socialist Men Under Red Father
- They don't have money, and they belongings are equally devided amongst them all
- Each Smurf has his own, unique task.
- Just like the Chinese Law states, there's only one Baby Smurf.
In other words: Rascist Commie *******s!! 
Down with the Smurfs!
PS: *=(according to the typical charaterizations ofc)
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 05, 2009 10:31 PM |
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This post is very special because it awards not one, not two, but three peanuts! And all to the same person!
You see, now that Pandora has finished her job as the moderator of the VW, she should be rewarded for sacrificing her spamming time so she could better filter the good spam in all that mess of things.
So I am proud to present Pan 3 peanuts and the special planting guest status as a way of saying thank you and as an encouragement for her future and more direct contributions to the fun of this community!
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted May 05, 2009 10:45 PM |
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No surprise there, we are looking forward to good times 
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Cepheus
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Far-flung Keeper
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posted May 05, 2009 10:47 PM |
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Aww. The King of Pluto approves.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 05, 2009 10:53 PM |
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Ahaha, She had that one coming ^^
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 05, 2009 10:58 PM |
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I feel so happy, and proud and speechless! *wipes away a tear of joy*
Let's celebrate! 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted May 23, 2009 08:50 PM |
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Salamandre has gained his place amongst the peanut owners with his successful horn of the abyss prank 
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Horn of the Abyss beta version link
Here: LINK
This gets even funnier!
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Smvuy, you need 50 posts count to enable the special flash player. Without it you can't click on links. Hurry. The beta is great.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted May 31, 2009 11:33 AM |
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A delicious peanut is anonymously awarded to baklava for his doings at the sociogram.
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Too smart to be harmless, too capitalist to be human
I have no idea who wrote the first part, but it deserves an anonymous peanut.
*anonymously eats the peanut*
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted May 31, 2009 11:34 AM |
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I say!
What a jolly fascinating course of events.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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mvassilev
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posted June 01, 2009 04:06 AM |
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I think Celfious deserves a peanut for this post:Quote:
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A becomes crazier as the story continues, and starts to murder people more and more often.
ya let me guess the reasoning is actually a multitude of things going on within himself and also around him.. People start to steal his book ideas and he goes stark raving mad..
I know this story, all to well
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Eccentric Opinion
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 08, 2009 08:11 PM |
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Pan, kooka, Ash (did I forget someone?) and gentlemen, it's time for the next peanut award. This new peanut goes to... surprise, surprise... Baklava! For his book cover creating abilities in this thread!
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TitaniumAlloy
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Professional
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posted June 09, 2009 03:18 PM |
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Yes, greatest post ever.
I was going to suggest a peanut for this one but then I'd be one of those annoying people who suggest things so I just trusted you to pick up on it 
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John says to live above hell.
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted July 07, 2009 05:51 PM |
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Mvass made me laugh with his anti-xerox posting, well deserved peanut
Xerox:Quote:
WW3 is gonna be so cool.
I hope it will be China VS US VS North Korea (they will be squeezed) VS Russia. And then it s
I dont need to kill anybody in Sweden because there are only 9 million people here.
However, if you live in a country with over 100 million humans then I suggest you to not squeeze out more then 2 kids.
Okey, so Saddam gased some of his own people.
Why?
And there is death penalty in many other countries too.
mvass:Quote:
WoW3 is gonna be so cool.
I hope it will be Alliance VS Horde VS Scourge (they will be squeezed) VS Night Elves. And then it s
I dont need to kill anybody in Northend because there are only 2 million people here.
However, if you play in a region with over 4 million players then I suggest you to not addict more then 2 subscribers.
Okey, so Arthas stabbed some of his own people.
Why?
And there is death penalty in many other regions too.
Also this
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There was this kid in belgium who stabbed babies...
He heard voices in his head, apparently and was held in a mental hospital (and will never be released). Is it evil or is it something that lied beyond his control?
And then he moved to Sweden and started playing WoW... 
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mvassilev
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posted July 26, 2009 08:32 PM |
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted July 26, 2009 08:44 PM |
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Totally
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blizzardboy
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posted July 27, 2009 03:05 PM |
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Thanks  . Although Xerox did most of the work since I copied his posts and put them into a different context.
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted July 28, 2009 01:22 AM |
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Ah but that is often the very essence of humor. Sometimes, all that's required is a mirror.
Peanut well deserved.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 01, 2009 12:52 PM |
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Thanks to an anonymous tip our ever* vigilant eyes have turned their attention to the Workshop and, surprisingly enough, have found an absolutely amazing, peanut worthy proposal for the next Heroes game.
And so ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next peanut nominee: Warmonger and his dwarven lineup!
*except for the time when we sleep, eat, watch tv, play video games, spam and generally do nothing but scratch our testicles.
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alcibiades
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of Gold Dragons
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posted August 13, 2009 01:47 PM |
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Workshop is much more fun than you initially would suppose. 
Another awesome post, this time from Azagal, towards the bottom of this thread.
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What will happen now?
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted August 26, 2009 12:38 AM |
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Kipshasz gets a peanut for actually finding a funny yo dog joke I cannot stress how lame all the others are.
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